New Beginnings

I want to fuck you in your cornholio.

Hahaha...those guys still make me laugh!

Now that I'm "in my forties" here in a couple days...am I allowed to start lying? People at work think I'm in my 20's.....I'm thinking I'll go with 28 or 29. Yes?
 
Hahaha...those guys still make me laugh!

Now that I'm "in my forties" here in a couple days...am I allowed to start lying? People at work think I'm in my 20's.....I'm thinking I'll go with 28 or 29. Yes?

You hit 40 before me. That's all I care about. :)

Lie away. Let's be 20.

We'll get someone to buy us alcohol and I'll finger you in your parents basement while we watch MTV.
 
Alright gentleman, I bid you adieu, Sons of Anarchy is calling. I'm practically panting and screaming at my TV already.

Thanks for playing along.

I work at 5 tomorrow morning...so IDK if I'll be back around tonight :) if I'm too hyper I will. :kiss:
 
because I'm feeling nice...

don't reblog it

and it'll be gone soon :)
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

You need a plane ticket on me.

On me.

Happy birthday.
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

No... Some guys just need to learn how to respect their woman's wishes, and slow down whenever it is asked of them.

So, what's the plan now?
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

SHIT I MISSED IT!!!

sorry to hear you do not have a fuck buddy. I am sure you can find someone from here to help you with that issue or you can get batteries in bulk from sams club or costco. LOL!!!
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

Probably better off, but hang in there, PK. :kiss:
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

PK is single AND in my state??
 
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

Missed it! :(
 
Alright gentleman, I bid you adieu, Sons of Anarchy is calling. I'm practically panting and screaming at my TV already.

Thanks for playing along.

I work at 5 tomorrow morning...so IDK if I'll be back around tonight :) if I'm too hyper I will. :kiss:

Two fucking episodes left. And damn that was a good one. I can't wait to see how it all ends, even though, well, it's the end.
 
Pic is down...thanks for playing :cool:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand....I'm single again as of last Sunday night. The youngin was getting too serious and after we had a talk in which I was cool with slowing things down - he got a little pissy...so no more Jolly Rancher FWB for me.

I guess I need more batteries....

Should I move? I will. :D j/k. Kinda
 
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