New Beginnings

[DarkLordFett]

What about my current boy? He might not like that....

A) I thought we had something there, butterface

B) I think he'll just have to get used to it

C) I've missed you. Someone is horrid at answering her email, busy or not. LOL

 

[BradBigBrain]

I want to try. This is honestly my first day alone in the house in over a month! With six people in one small house...I don't get tons of privacy! But I will try to drop of treats more regularly.

I'm thinking about telling my boy toy about it, because I kind of hinted about it last time we talked, and taking sex pics. LOL. I'm such a creep...I want to totally warp his young mind.

Suggestions on how to politely ask a young man to choke me are welcome

Cougar alert!

 

[original_pk10]

A) I thought we had something there, butterface

B) I think he'll just have to get used to it

C) I've missed you. Someone is horrid at answering her email, busy or not. LOL

I really really am terrible about it. Plus that email account has become overrun with spam...and I just say fuck it and don't look :/

 

[original_pk10]

I don't usually like midget porn but you know I'd marry you and carry you around on my back when we're not fucking.

Midget porn is fucking hot yo.

 

[DarkLordFett]

I really really am terrible about it. Plus that email account has become overrun with spam...and I just say fuck it and don't look :/

And you didn't think to give me a better one? Fuck, I'm hurt. I see how it is. Guess I'll take the ball gag I was gonna give you and go home

 

[coacheric]

I really really am terrible about it. Plus that email account has become overrun with spam...and I just say fuck it and don't look :/

Sure, blame the spam. We know how bad you suck at.......EMAIL, I swear I was going to say EMAIL!

 

[morninwould]

I really really am terrible about it. Plus that email account has become overrun with spam...and I just say fuck it and don't look :/

Why you calling my dick pics spam?

 

[morninwould]

Midget porn is fucking hot yo.

Can we fuck on a my little pony? That would be hot. And so fucking wrong.

 

[original_pk10]

Can we fuck on a my little pony? That would be hot. And so fucking wrong.

LMAO, that makes me laugh for reasons.

That is hot. Not as hot as finding Jolly Ranchers under my ass while getting fucked. But hot, nonetheless.

 

[original_pk10]

Sure, blame the spam. We know how bad you suck at.......EMAIL, I swear I was going to say EMAIL!

 

[coacheric]

You really think I could be THAT nice after all this time ignoring us. I've had no snark without you, no abuse. I'll take it out on you all at one time

Hell, who the fuck am I kidding, you know your my favorite sexy midget

 

[original_pk10]

You really think I could be THAT nice after all this time ignoring us. I've had no snark without you, no abuse. I'll take it out on you all at one time

Hell, who the fuck am I kidding, you know your my favorite sexy midget

 

[coacheric]

Have a great night. Off to get the Slipknot album

 

[original_pk10]

Have a great night. Off to get the Slipknot album

I've heard mixed reviews...lemme know

 

[original_pk10]

I figured you for a lollipop type of lady.

except that actually happened...hahaha

 

[original_pk10]

And you didn't think to give me a better one? Fuck, I'm hurt. I see how it is. Guess I'll take the ball gag I was gonna give you and go home

Not only am I a shitty penpal...I'm not a very thoughtful person.

 

[original_pk10]

Cougar alert!

yeah....he's so young I could have literally of given birth to him. what can i say? it's my thing....

though i can't have a conversation with him...so we don't talk much

 

[morninwould]

LMAO, that makes me laugh for reasons.

That is hot. Not as hot as finding Jolly Ranchers under my ass while getting fucked. But hot, nonetheless.

And yet better than picking cool ranch Doritos out of your ass crack after an afternoon of extra sweaty love making.

 

[morninwould]

yeah....he's so young I could have literally of given birth to him. what can i say? it's my thing....

though i can't have a conversation with him...so we don't talk much

This belongs in the incest thread imho. Still hot, just saying.

 

[original_pk10]

And yet better than picking cool ranch Doritos out of your ass crack after an afternoon of extra sweaty love making.

I'll bring the mayo and glitter.

Allright...

I'm off. Got some new panties today...perhaps I will find it in my heart to share.

 

[original_pk10]

This belongs in the incest thread imho. Still hot, just saying.

You need to write me a sequel. Because this is still the best story on Lit

 

[morninwould]

Not only am I a shitty penpal...I'm not a very thoughtful person.

Fuck. Guess my birthday panties are gonna stop too?

 

[morninwould]

You need to write me a sequel. Because this is still the best story on Lit

I read it all the time.

Because I heart you. And I heart me.

 

[DarkLordFett]

Not only am I a shitty penpal...I'm not a very thoughtful person.

Eh, I forgive you. Can't help myself. You are that fucking awesome

 

[DarkLordFett]

yeah....he's so young I could have literally of given birth to him. what can i say? it's my thing....

though i can't have a conversation with him...so we don't talk much

See, this is why one of us needs to move. Conversation is pretty damn important. Am I gonna hafta come out n choke a bitch?