New Beginnings

[original_pk10]

Prettykitty theory.

The theory of PrettyKitty is too complex for the average pervert. Much like my boner to IQ ratio theory.

BUT, I need to go. Back later....with zombie shoe hotness.

 

[original_pk10]

hahahahahahahaahaha

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I went-
JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ IN MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

 

[original_pk10]

Off subject...but this has been stuck in my head for days.

 

[original_pk10]

And this...LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[coacheric]

Off subject...but this has been stuck in my head for days.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Now I'm going to have to ......

 

[Prince Albert]

The Pythagorean theorem is used any time we have a right triangle, we know the length of two sides, and we want to find the third side. For example:

I was in the furniture store the other day and saw a nice entertainment center on sale at a good price. The space for the TV set measured 17" x 21". I didn't want to take the time to go home to measure my TV set, or get the cabinet home only to find that it was too small.

I knew my TV set had a 27" screen, and TV screens are measured on the diagonal. To figure out whether my TV would fit, I calculated the diagonal of the TV space in the entertainment center using the Pythagorean theorem:

172 + 212 = 289 + 441 = 730
So the diagonal of the entertainment center is the square root of 730, which is about 27.02".

Sounds like my TV should fit, but the 27" diagonal on the TV set measures the screen only, not the housing, speakers and control buttons. These extend the TV set's diagonal several inches, so I figured that my TV would not fit in the cabinet. When I got home, I measured my TV set and found that the entire set was 21" x 27.5", so it was a good decision not to buy the entertainment center.


The Pythagorean theorem is also frequently used in more advanced math. The applications that use the Pythagorean theorem include computing the distance between points on a plane; converting between polar and rectangular coordinates; computing perimeters, surface areas and volumes of various geometric shapes; and calculating maxima and minima of perimeters, or surface areas and volumes of various geometric shapes.

One of the most common applications of the Pythagorean theorem is in the distance formula. To find the distance between between two points, the distance formula states:


The in the formula stands for "difference between," so
x = x2 - x1 and y = y2 - y1.

To see how this uses the Pythagorean theorem, square both sides. Then we have:

d2 = x2 + y2

OMG, sexy body, sexy brain, leathal combo!!!!

 

[Passthebeer]

Off subject...but this has been stuck in my head for days.

wKuk is so under appreciated ...those two links were funny

 

[beardedmariner]

wKuk is so under appreciated ...those two links were funny

I'm in a meeting right now but they are wkuk? So sad they went off the air.

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

Dropping by to say: You are so mothertrucking hot!

 

[OneHD]

LOL...hot off the presses, no photoshop, no prettying up...BOOM. Enjoy.

I'll go through the rest later.

I like your Style P K, Boom ! Enjoy that last one
is so Classic to Lit ! Your lovely Ass-et does it Justice

Thanks For Sharing ...

 

[Whiskey1965]

Off subject...but this has been stuck in my head for days.

Thats kinda dark and twisted.......I loved it!

 

[original_pk10]

What the hell is wrong with you?

Now I'm going to have to ......

The easiest answer to that question is everything....

 

[original_pk10]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

 

[JudasIscariot]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

I'm now being scraped by my zipper

 

[Inebryant]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

Such an intoxicating smile. Wish I was that eye doctor... "Put your eye right here, please..."

 

[seamus221]

hahahahahahahaahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt0nlWEW368

Cuzz it happens when the babes an 11 and your use to 5's

 

[BrianUndone]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

Yooo. Those eyes though!

 

[prop69]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

What an amazing and beautiful smile. Your blue eyes are sparkling.

What a lovely way to end a Friday.

Enjoy your weekend.

 

[kdawgaz]

Beautiful!

Beautiful !

 

[original_pk10]

Boom

 

[Inebryant]

Boom

Oh my... those inspire a Boom alright. Where's that lotion... *looks around*

 

[coacheric]

BOOM is right

 

[drtshare]

Off to run some super sexy errands like going to the eye doctor, washing my car and grocery shopping. I'll be back with some sexy shit later

OMG DAMN WANT YOU this is so RED HOT SEXY

WOW

hope you have a great day!!

hugs

fred

 

[coacheric]

OK sexy, you have to let me know on this one? One of my favorite movies and was just on a few days ago.

 

[Inspirinious]

Boom

BOOM!! is right! https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54033193/gifs/catlaugh.gif

But I am with Fred, THIS is a fabulous photo.