New Beginnings

[coacheric]

I knew it was because of you! C'mere...I have a prize.

Will you bring the knife

 

[lol11221122]

These are not meant for wank fodder...just sharing. Went grocery shopping and spotted a rack with a bunch of DC comics shirts. I freaking love me some super heroes man...so I bought three. And thought I would share...for no other reason than I needed something to distract me from the work I have to do today! And I need a shower and my hair looks like SHIT....and don't try to tell me otherwise!

Such a pretty smile.

 

[jasonmason]

These are not meant for wank fodder...just sharing. Went grocery shopping and spotted a rack with a bunch of DC comics shirts. I freaking love me some super heroes man...so I bought three. And thought I would share...for no other reason than I needed something to distract me from the work I have to do today! And I need a shower and my hair looks like SHIT....and don't try to tell me otherwise!

A couple of things. First, you are so damned sexy no matter what you have on. You jus have that look about you. Some have it, many yearn for it. I am willing to bet you would look great no matter what. Second, you have such a pretty face. I hope you don't get tired of me telling you that. But damn, PK you are beautiful.

 

[jasonmason]

Allright y'all...off to do super sexy stuff like mop and scrub the bathroom and clean out the fridge.

I know...it's an erotic life I lead.

Have a good one!!!!!!!!

But you did it naked, right? (at least let me think that)

 

[jasonmason]

Wank fodder. LMAO.

You look amazeballs in that Superman shirt. I think your blonde hair makes the colors pop or some shit....haha.

Can you do mine while you're at it? JK! Maybe we should get together and put on our rubber gloves, goggles, and aprons and have a photoshoot with a Mrs. Clean theme.

I am totally rambling nonsense now.....LOL.

I would pay to see that!!!! Two of the hottest ladies on Lit. Damn, now I have impure thoughts in my head about XSB and PK. (not that that is a bad thing)

 

[TreCool]

Guess who just came into possession of a sweet knife????

ME

Now I just need someone who's into those kind of games....

GUILTY as charged

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p320x320/10599670_668178476610943_872688553948182926_n.jpg?oh=96572da5fa3de406506cbfe5e618b41a&oe=5477E212&__gda__=1415510587_d78faf82461ae3027e9bd97690aebf03

You need this t-shirt.

 

[knuts1]

CONGRATULATIONS!!! I am glad you got the job!

 

[rubydlite]

Sexy pics (really fucking sexy)....smart lady...congrats on the job!!!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Guess what????????? I got the job I got the job I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got called in for a THIRD interview, last minute this morning.

It was a dude. I am not ashamed to say I might have flirted just a bit...not enough to be labeled as trouble, but enough to make him smile. And I got the FUCKING job.

Yea!!!!

 

[original_pk10]

We all knew this was coming. A PK rant. Buckle up ladies and gents...I'm pouring coffee and off I go.

 

[xSleepingBeauty]

We all knew this was coming. A PK rant. Buckle up ladies and gents...I'm pouring coffee and off I go.

YAY! I like your rants.

Is that bad?

Smoochy smooch, baby

 

[jasonmason]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/p320x320/10599670_668178476610943_872688553948182926_n.jpg?oh=96572da5fa3de406506cbfe5e618b41a&oe=5477E212&__gda__=1415510587_d78faf82461ae3027e9bd97690aebf03

You need this t-shirt.

PK would totally rock that shirt.

 

[original_pk10]

YAY! I like your rants.

Is that bad?

Smoochy smooch, baby

Oh it's a good'n too...LOL. So no, it's not bad! I need coffee and I'll be back!!!

 

[original_pk10]

My rant. Though, I am guising this as a public service announcement if you will. Some dating advice that also applies to PM's and chats.

Please learn to fucking spell. Please know the difference between there, their and they're and use them properly. Also, your knowledge of your and you're would be greatly appreciated. Please learn to form complete sentences, including punctuation. And for the love of all that's holy and unholy - stop fucking using the word "cum" in ways you find clever. You're welcum - cum on over - are you twelve? Stop.

Lord knows I make grammar mistakes, I'm not judging everything that gets written to me based on the rules of the English language. But fuck, you want to turn me on? You want me to be excited about your PM's and texts and emails? Words baby. Use your fucking words. You could be an ugly ass mother fucker and still seduce me into your virtual bed with your words. The brain is a powerful sex organ my friends.

So where is this coming from? What got me all riled up?

I'm happy to say that my inbox is relatively drivel free. Though I do cringe and parts of my soul die a little when I read some of the crap that comes in -but I digress.

A boy/man from highschool - he's been all up my grill the second he found out I was single. I hadn't even moved out of my house with my ex and he was messaging me on Facebook asking me out. Finally last night I gave him my phone number so he could holler at me a bit, I thought it would be a fun way to kill some time and get my flirt on. Plus he was pretty cute back in the day and I did have a bit of a crush on him back then.

Four hours of my life are now wasted. The last three hours that we texted I honestly kept going because I was so confused and was just trying to figure out what the fuck he was trying to say. It takes me FIVE-EVER to write a text because I swear I write paragraphs compared to the three to four words that come back at me. I'm not saying you need to write some verbose Shakespeare shit, but c'mon!

It all ended at three in the morning with me finally just saying, "No, seriously dude, what the fuck are you talking about?"

To which he replied, "O U now." And it took me a second to realize he meant, "Oh, you know." And I didn't. I didn't now or know, and I turned off my phone and went to bed.

This is not an invitation for you to wax poetic about titty fucking me or filling me with your hot sperm. It's just merely an insight into some of the human beings on the receiving end of your messages.

Peace out.

 

[Intheloop]

welcome back

 

[original_pk10]

welcome back

hehe, I was wondering you'd find me here. How are you sexy pants?

 

[Intheloop]

haven't been on for months but thought might pop back in for a bit Im good thanks and you ?

hehe, I was wondering you'd find me here. How are you sexy pants?

 

[BradBigBrain]

I had something smarmy written, but I thought better of it.

That grammar thing sucks and it seems to be an uphill battle. I don't want to be a grammar nazi and sometimes when you try and help that it's overcorrection, so most times I let that stuff go.

There's really no need to abbreviate now when texting, that was a historic thing because the first phones didn't have a qwerty keyboard attached. Now it's more of an annoyance. The smart phones finish words for everyone anyway, so why do that?

One more thing while I'm addressing your rant. I want to titty fuck you and cum in your braw.

 

[original_pk10]

I had something smarmy written, but I thought better of it.

That grammar thing sucks and it seems to be an uphill battle. I don't want to be a grammar nazi and sometimes when you try and help that it's overcorrection, so most times I let that stuff go.

There's really no need to abbreviate now when texting, that was a historic thing because the first phones didn't have a qwerty keyboard attached. Now it's more of an annoyance. The smart phones finish words for everyone anyway, so why do that?

One more thing while I'm addressing your rant. I want to titty fuck you and cum in your braw.

Exactly! Back in the days of the qwerty keyboards on phones, I abbreviated too. But now our phones not only have full keyboards - but spell check. I admit, my spell checker is a bitch and randomly wants to change things into bizarre words. It also sometimes wants to change my words into Run DMC, I kid you not...but man, This guy took the cake. And I can tell when it's a simple mistake, I don't hyperventilate over everything. It was just so bad.

haven't been on for months but thought might pop back in for a bit Im good thanks and you ?

Excellent timing. But I didn't miss you. Not one little bit

 

[Dr. Raoul Duke]

I just finished getting caught up on all 42 pages of this thread — welcome back, by the way! — so please pardon the multi-quoted response...

Eeeeeeeeee my story just went live....I wrote this one over the summer. Be NICE ... I like erotic tease, not perverse.... so don't expect full on smut.

Holy god, that was hot! Loved it! Will there be more?

Guess what????????? I got the job I got the job I got the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got called in for a THIRD interview, last minute this morning.

It was a dude. I am not ashamed to say I might have flirted just a bit...not enough to be labeled as trouble, but enough to make him smile. And I got the FUCKING job.

Congratulations!!!

Please learn to fucking spell. Please know the difference between there, their and they're and use them properly. Also, your knowledge of your and you're would be greatly appreciated. Please learn to form complete sentences, including punctuation. And for the love of all that's holy and unholy - stop fucking using the word "cum" in ways you find clever. You're welcum - cum on over - are you twelve? Stop.

I think I'm in love.

 

[touristen]

My England are not very bestly ( )...but I will try my best not to sound like a retard....

 

[original_pk10]

I just finished getting caught up on all 42 pages of this thread — welcome back, by the way! — so please pardon the multi-quoted response...


Holy god, that was hot! Loved it! Will there be more?


Congratulations!!!


I think I'm in love.

Thank you! I know it wasn't really "lit" perv quality, but I did love it. I have another I wrote around the same time about the same person, I might publish it after I do some tweaking to it! And I love writing, it's my favorite hobby, so yes, more!

Thank you!

And God, I know that probably offends about 90% of the population, but I feel like kittens die when the over-use of the word cum happens. I prefer "come" as no one ever "cummed" you would have "came" but I've learned to lighten up a bit about that.

*drops the mic and exits stage left*

I could seriously go on for far too long about that.

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm playing this today..

When the sun dies down, the air grows cold
And the moon plays tricks in the night
Crawlin' low like a snake out of sight
Your guide is the northern light
You wanna laugh say I'm insane
Don't have the sense to come in from the rain
I know how to keep myself between the drops

There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right through me
There ain't nobody ever looked at me
Without lookin' right by me
And you can't go when the knife feels like justice

 

[golfdude7776]

For the Football thread

have never commented before but HELL YA ... HOOKEM HORNS ALL THE WAY .... and damn you make that shirt look good