Nevermind....ha ha

[Zootonius]

Yes you - and the other reprobates!

Don’t make me get stern with you?

Em

moi?
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[EmilyMiller]

moi?
https://media.tenor.com/KbdHSAPLjlYAAAAC/cat-blinking.gif

Tu! Vraiment tu. Tu es un mauvais garçon.

Em

 

[Zootonius]

Tu! Vraiment tu. Tu es un mauvais garçon.

Em

When I'm bad, I'm even better.

 

[SoCalAshley]

moi?
https://media.tenor.com/KbdHSAPLjlYAAAAC/cat-blinking.gif

And I thought lesbians and cats were an urban myth.

 

[StillStunned]

And I thought lesbians and cats were an urban myth.

There's one snoring on the couch beside me. She's definitely not a myth, urban or otherwise.

A cat, to be clear, not a lesbian.

 

[Zootonius]

And I thought lesbians and cats were an urban myth.

I think @onehitwanda may have something to say about that!

 

[SoCalAshley]

I think @onehitwanda may have something to say about that!

She is one of my favorite authors, so I would love to hear what she has to say.

 

[ElectricBlue]

She is one of my favorite authors, so I would love to hear what she has to say.

She's sorting through her gif collection, she'll be along soon.

 

[Euphony]

I think @onehitwanda may have something to say about that!

A mere lesbian? You shortchange her. She's so much more.

To say nothing of her pioneering a shakeup of our stodgy world order...

https://imgur.com/ykWyL5C

 

[Zootonius]

She is one of my favorite authors, so I would love to hear what she has to say.

If you click your heels three times and say her name will she appear?

 

[ElectricBlue]

If you click your heels three times and say her name will she appear?

She's quite shameless, so probably

Paging @onehitwanda your services are required in the lobby.

 

[Cagivagurl]

I'm trying to work out if he found the clitoris or the g-spot.

Wow, I'm envious.....

 

[EmilyMiller]

If you click your heels three times and say her name will she appear?

No, it’s if you bend over and say “mistress” three times.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

She's quite shameless, so probably

Paging @onehitwanda your services are required in the lobby.

Christ on a bike, can't a girl even have a cup of tea and a lap dance in peace these days?

Corset?
Fuck-me boots?
Dagger?
Stake?

Right. Who do I need to shag and/or stab? That is why you called me, right?

https://media.tenor.com/cgv4BdP-S3cAAAAd/disney-maleficent.gif

 

[ElectricBlue]

Christ on a bike, can't a girl even have a cup of tea and a lap dance in peace these days?

Corset?
Fuck-me boots?
Dagger?
Stake?

Right. Who do I need to shag and/or stab? That is why you called me, right?

Fuck. That's me bleeding then .

Are you a milk in first kind of girl, or tea from the pot?

 

[onehitwanda]

Are you a milk in first kind of girl, or tea from the pot?

trick question. It depends entirely on the tea and who's getting a stabbing.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

trick question. It depends entirely on the tea and who's getting a stabbing.

I'm more interested in knowing what your tea cozy looks like.

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm more interested in knowing what your tea cozy looks like.

I'm not posh enough to use a tea cosy.

I put on my chicken outfit and sit on it, clucking.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I put on my chicken outfit and sit on it, clucking

Ah OK that's what I figured.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ah OK that's what I figured.

https://y.yarn.co/20bfd4d6-ea1b-4b73-adc2-035b81f7038f_text.gif

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I know what to get @onehitwanda for Christmas.

 

[onehitwanda]

I know what to get @onehitwanda for Christmas.
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I've always been partial to hen parties.

I'm so sorry

 

[nice90sguy]

I'm not posh enough to use a tea cosy.

Do what I do, cut two holes in a woolly hat. And it's not posh, it's just British, dammit

 

[onehitwanda]

Do what I do, cut two holes in a woolly hat

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm more interested in knowing what your tea cozy looks like.

I'd never heard of a tea cosy. Didn't know what it was. Now I know. The things I learn in this place.