Never

[Cheyenne]

I miss your posts about the meaningless of life. When are you coming back to the bb?

Have a nice first Thanksgiving in your new home!

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Why not just tell the truth? There never was a Never, was there?
The ruse became too much for you, the move, the job hunt, pretending she is asleep in the next room while you post, the chocolate cake....

You've been found out, Lavy. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Try living in the real world with the rest of us for a change.

It's a happy happy joy joy kind of place.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm quite the little detective. Now where's my slice of cake?

Try saying this five times really fast:

There never was a Never, was there?

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

But, when she refused, I ate it myself.

lavy, you are scaring me. put down the mouse and walk away from the keyboard.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Don't you go trying to steal Mischka's identity, you vampire! She is obviously brainwashed and half blinded by your quick-change act. How hard was it to find that long blonde wig anyway?

And put your skirt down! mice are starting to gather under it.