Never pass up an opportunity to pee...and other things to think about!

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Sometimes we let life pass us by much too fast, so here is some food for though...and something to make you use those muscles that don't get enough work out...no no...not THOSE muscles...geeesh...outta the gutter with ya! hehe

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her-believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?'

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

~ Rora

 

[lovetoread]

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

My motto for life.

 

[islandman]

14. Always, always, take a pack of tissues with you wherever you go.

 

[bknight2602]

15. Learn to be humble instead arrogant.

 

[Daedalus77]

More

- In an arguement with your mate, whenever you are sure you are absolutely positively right apologize immeadiatly.

- In a realationship each of you will give into the other 90% of the time or at least it will feel that way.

 

[islandman]

16. Turkish coffee is the only real coffee. Only reason to go to Starbucks is for their lattes.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

- Never drink sissy coffee like latte.

 

[islandman]

- Never drink sissy coffee like latte.

Cross-dresser.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Cross-dresser.

Thanks for the fashion tips.

 

[islandman]

Thanks for the fashion tips.

lol

 

[glorfindale39]

17. Do not mix wine and Tequila.

 

[islandman]

18. Never, ever name your kid Hanns.

 

[glorfindale39]

18. Never, ever name your kid Hanns.

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

You know you were a child of the 80's when....

• You ended your sentence with "psych"
• You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers
• You watched the pound puppies
• You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
• You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish
• You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.
• You owned those little Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
• You know that 'Whoa' comes from Blossom
• Three words: M.C. Hammer
• You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"
• If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long!
• You ever watched Fraggle Rock
• You had plastic streamers on the handle bars of your bike
• You remember When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
• You wore a pony tail to the side of your head
• You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen
• You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall
• You played the game "Mash" with friends at school
• You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it!
• You wanted to change your name to Jem
• You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
• You know the profound meaning of "Wax on,Wax off"
• You wanted to be a Goonie
• You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing
• You wanted to be on StarSearch
• You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
• You took Lunch pales to school
• You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf
• You remember the craze, and then banning of slap bracelets
• You still get the urge to use "NOT" at the end of every statement you make
• You remember Hypercolor T-shirts
• Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band
• You remember Punky Brewster
• You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
• You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged "friendship bracelets!"
• You remember "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"
• You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
• You ever got seriously injured on a slip and slide
• You know not to mix poprocks and soda (but did it anyway!)
• You have played with a 'skip-it'
• You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's
• You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
• You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons
• You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian"
• If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat
• You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special
• You remember Popples
• You wore socks over tights with high-top Reeboks
• You remember boom boxes instead of CD players
• You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies
• You remember the Transformers
• You know what it meant to say "care bear stare!!" and you had a favorite
• You remember Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales
• You remember watching TV thinking Doogie Howser was hot!
• You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac
• You remember those very stylish headbands
• You remember those very stylish headbands
• You remember the beginning of New Kids on the Block
• You remember watching The Cosby show
• You know all the words to Bon Jovi's "shot through the heart" song
• You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell"
• You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future

~ Rora

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

16. Turkish coffee is the only real coffee. Only reason to go to Starbucks is for their lattes.

Mmmmm nope, Finnish Coffee would be the true deal!

~ Rora

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

17. Do not mix wine and Tequila.

I'm okay with wine first, then tequila...but no switcher-rooing!

~ Rora

 

[islandman]

Mmmmm nope, Finnish Coffee would be the true deal!

~ Rora

Finnish coffee? what do snow-bound Svenns know about coffee?

 

[glorfindale39]

Vietnamese coffee! That is jet fuel!

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

Finnish coffee? what do snow-bound Svenns know about coffee?

See for you guys, its a treat...

For Finnlanders, its a lifeline...

1) Revives frozen bodies when shock paddles are not around...

2) Some types can be used in place of battery acid for your car in the middle of a blizzard...

3) Can keep a family of 20 awake when the power goes out, and you only have a little pot bellied stove to heat with...



~ Rora

 

[islandman]

See for you guys, its a treat...

For Finnlanders, its a lifeline...

1) Revives frozen bodies when shock paddles are not around...

2) Some types can be used in place of battery acid for your car in the middle of a blizzard...

3) Can keep a family of 20 awake when the power goes out, and you only have a little pot bellied stove to heat with...



~ Rora

nothing that can't be cured with some intense cuddling.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

nothing that can't be cured with some intense cuddling.

Damn, now that is intense cuddling if you're getting the car started again! And you live where again...Ontario gets very cold...I need to learn these techniques! hehe

~ Rora

 

[islandman]

Damn, now that is intense cuddling if you're getting the car started again! And you live where again...Ontario gets very cold...I need to learn these techniques! hehe

~ Rora

New York City. We aim to please. And then some.

 

[Aurora_s_Flame]

New York City. We aim to please. And then some.

Damn I need a vacation...

*le sigh*

 

[islandman]

Damn I need a vacation...

*le sigh*

*le sigh*?????

Damn, she's using my lines against me!

 

[islandman]

16. Never, ever play outside during an electrical storm. See my AV as reference.