Never-fail pickup line

[Spinaroonie]

"Stand still while I sex on you!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Wiggles]

You're either very confused, or very lucky.

 

[riff]

My Lamborghini needs a tune-up, but what the fuck, let's ride.

 

[Chicklet]

"Stand still while I sex on you!!!!!!!!!!"

LOL

 

[Ice Cold]

Who would have thought I'd hit the lottery on my first try? (pause) What did you say you're name was again darling?

 

[Sillyman]

"I lost my phone number...will you suck my cock? No, wait, I mean, Your legs must be tired because I've been thinking about sodomizing you all night...no, that's not it...What's a pretty girl like you doing with hooters a man could slobber on for hours?...okay, um, Hi, my name's Steve. I have tourettes.