Never Argue with a Woman

[scheherazade_79]

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment..."

"Have a nice day ma'am," said the warden, and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

[Huckleman2000]

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment..."

"Have a nice day ma'am," said the warden, and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

And the uniform doesn't do a thing for her.

 

[S-Des]

That's not in any of the stories I've read. Isn't she supposed to get naked and have sex with him? Even though she doesn't want to, she'll eventually enjoy it and realize what she's been missing in her life. Then she'll go back to the jail and sleep with everyone there.

Maybe I've been reading too many stories on this site .

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I posted this in the stiches thread but would be appropriate here too!

Why Men Shouldn't Argue With Women

The newly married couple was on the topic of children.

The bride wanted three, while the husband said two was enough.

They discussed it for a long time until the husband decided to put an end to things.

"It's simple," he said with finality. "After our second child, I'll have a vasectomy."

Without hesitation, his bride replied, "Then I hope you'll love our third child as if it were your own!"

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment..."

"Have a nice day ma'am," said the warden, and left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

WARNING: POLITICAL CONTENT TO FOLLOW:





This reminds me of the NPR reporter who was criticizing the military person in charge of some youth marksmanship program, that he was giving children the knowledge and equipment to become murderers or something. He protested that having the equipment does not mean you will put it to bad uses:

"You have all the equipment to be a prostitute, too. Turned any tricks lately?"

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I posted this in the stiches thread but would be appropriate here too!

Why Men Shouldn't Argue With Women

The newly married couple was on the topic of children.

The bride wanted three, while the husband said two was enough.

They discussed it for a long time until the husband decided to put an end to things.

"It's simple," he said with finality. "After our second child, I'll have a vasectomy."

Without hesitation, his bride replied, "Then I hope you'll love our third child as if it were your own!"

Hmmm....I'm assuming this wasn't an open marriage, so he probably got pissed at that comment.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Hmmm....I'm assuming this wasn't an open marriage, so he probably got pissed at that comment.

Never know, he could have been a closet cuck and popped a boner when she said that!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Never know, he could have been a closet cuck and popped a boner when she said that!

Damn, that sounds like at least dozen Lit stories that I'll never read.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Damn, that sounds like at least dozen Lit stories that I'll never read.

Just a dozen? I have two words for you..."Loving Wives".

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Just a dozen? I have two words for you..."Loving Wives".

A category I'd avoid almost completely if I wasn't an official Reviewer.

P.S. I don't mind a cheating story now and then as a "guilty pleasure". It's those damn cuckold stories that piss me off.

 

[Boxlicker101]

That's not in any of the stories I've read. Isn't she supposed to get naked and have sex with him? Even though she doesn't want to, she'll eventually enjoy it and realize what she's been missing in her life. Then she'll go back to the jail and sleep with everyone there.

Maybe I've been reading too many stories on this site .

They would have sex in the boat, and it would be rocking in the water to their energetic movements. The story would be in the LW category and trolls would one-bomb the story of "the slut wife and wimp husband."