Nesus is a fucking dyke!

[Guest]

nesus is a dyke and a bitch

 

[AusTess]

Hmm.


I can imagine you've pretty much exhausted your intelligence to come up with that?

 

[scylis]

you know, you could at least spell her name right.....

 

[SweetCherry]

Considering the mis-spelling of "Nessus", I'll assume you mis-spelled "dike". I want to know how someone can be a wall that holds back water and a female dog at the same time? Geez, make up your mind.



Nessus, I read your story about the train ride. So can I be the American?

 

[Ravenloft]

nesus is a dyke and a bitch

Sounds like you need to get your rocks off you sad pathetic fool...

How about this?!

Bubble wrap (6/20/00)

And when you're done, you get to pop them in the afterglow:

Get an 8 by 12 inch piece of bubble wrap. Wrap it around your cock. Then put some scotch tape around to help hold its shape. Slide it off and lube it real good. Then go to town. You can just wash it out when you are done and reuse it.

 

[SweetCherry]

Raven, do you ever just use your hands like a normal person?

 

[Summery]

nesus is a dyke and a bitch

Being polite as possible....in my sweetest voice...FUCK OFF!

Sorry for the choice of words....but I am so tired of this!

 

[Ravenloft]

Raven, do you ever just use your hands like a normal person?

Why would I want to buy a stock Dodge Viper when I could get one thats fully loaded?!

 

[Laurel]

Yes, but she's OUR fucking dyke - and We Love Her.

Merry Christmas to you, Unregisturd.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

nesus is a dyke and a bitch

Nessus is a sweet, funny, intelligent individual, where you are obviously a bitter, demented fuckwhit. If you really think that a person's sexuality should be used as slander against them, then you are pathetic. As for being a bitch, if you could point me to a thread where she's been anything herself, and her sweet self at that, then I'll just consider it a compliment to her, considering that it was probably against someone like you, you hoshana. Learn to spell people's names correctly if you're going to try and slam them. [/rant]

 

[Nighthunter]

You would think someone like Nessus would at least rank a QUALITY troll! Instead she gets this twin brain-celled twit!! its a disgrace!

 

[Laurel]

You would think someone like Nessus would at least rank a QUALITY troll! Instead she gets this twin brain-celled twit!! its a disgrace!

Well said!

 

[Nighthunter]

Well said!

Thank you.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am overwhelmed by your thoughts It is nice I received PMs and I am amazed.

Pleaase do not be concered, I have long ago learned not to give the fuck about morons and this is one, yes? B

But your friendship amazes me, merci


Sweetcherry, you like trains You can be the american without the phrase book but perhaps I would be a little nasty, yes?
I have plans

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Nesus is a fucking dyke!

Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas? Tu es completement debile et tu me peles le jonc.

Idiot, fou, cretin, imbecile, tete de choufleur.

Which is basically french for you're an idiot

Yes your are close and you are sweet my fox in sox Thank you, you are kind to me

I do not care what they say, you know?

 

[SweetCherry]

Sweetcherry, you like trains You can be the american without the phrase book but perhaps I would be a little nasty, yes?
I have plans

I'll meet you at the station, Mistress Nessus.

I've wanred you of my limitations in the French language tho. I only know how to say yes in French. Is this a problem?

 

[Guest]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Any excuse to practice my french insults, Nessus!

Though french is such a beautiful language, it is difficult to convey the full spirit of vitriole

But your feeling I appreciated Merci

 

[tmuyo]

i am having the same problem with mandarin. it's a beautiful language, but i have to resort to learning insults in more forceful dialects of chinese.

btw nessus, you are awesome, and the unregistered anal wicket is just da bin dan (stupid)

luv'ya chica, get some good sleep.

i just wish i was a girl sometimes. your stories are very intriguing nessus.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Re: Nesus is a fucking dyke!

Asfor being a bitch, if you could point me to a thread where she's been anything herself, and her sweet self at that, then I'll just consider it a compliment to her, considering that it was probably against someone like you, you hoshana. Learn to spell people's names correctly if you're going to try and slam them. [/rant]

Methinks this is a guy who tried to PM Nessus a few times and was politely rebuffed. To guys like him, if a woman doesn't dig him, she must not like men.

Stupid, I know, but there it is.

LDF - Nice touch with the "hoshana" insult. Can't say as I've heard that one before, but it sounds vaguely Hebrew. If so, it may be our first Hebrew insult ever on the boards! Also, you have a simply incredible av. I actually lost myself for like ten minutes this morning just looking into those eyes. Holy crapweasel, they're gorgeous.

(Edited to fix the typos so as to make sure we all recognized it was English I was typing)

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: Nesus is a fucking dyke!

Le réalité et toi, vous ne vous entendez pas, n'est-ce pas? Tu es completement debile et tu me peles le jonc.
Idiot, fou, cretin, imbecile, tete de choufleur.

What she said.
Normally I wouldn't add to a "trolling thread" just on principle, but I enjoy Nessus' work so much. If sharing her picture collection and writing is the work of a bitch and dyke, that's fine by me.

 

[Rambling Rose]

btw nessus, you are awesome, and the unregistered anal wicket is just da bin dan (stupid)

'anal wicket'...I love that! I'm going to have to use that sometime, tmuyo.

There is something wrong with being a bitch and a dyke? I never recieved that memo, but I cannot imagine those labels making her cringe. Nessus does not suffer fools gladly. What a waste of effort on some idiot's part. Time could be much better spent cleaning toilets with one's tongue, no?

 

[PowerOfOne]

To "Unregistered" from Santa

Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
Unregistered

Dear Unregistered,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a farking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa

 

[PowerOfOne]

Nessus

Nessus, vous n'avez jamais rien été mais gracieux et amical m'ici. Vous ne méritez pas tel traitement de ce troll et je demande pardon dans son endroit. Je vous souhaite des vacances heureuses et j'espère voir plus de vos postes. J'espère aussi que ce parlé en français précisément, je sois un morceau rouillé.