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[Zergplex]

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Hmm...speaking of sex and the weekend, I should do my weekly masturbating this weekend. There's never really a good time to do it though, because I'm either afraid that my roomie will come back from whatever she's doing, or I have to wait for her to go to sleep, which is like 3 or 4 in the morning. The things I do to get off.

Don't suppose I can help you with the masterbation session with some nice phonesex like last week ^_~

-Zergplex

 

[College_geek]

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Don't suppose I can help you with the masterbation session with some nice phonesex like last week ^_~

-Zergplex

Shhh! No one's supposed to know! Ahh dammit, now I'm probably going to get crazies IMing me asking for phone sex again. Blarg.

 

[Zergplex]

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Shhh! No one's supposed to know! Ahh dammit, now I'm probably going to get crazies IMing me asking for phone sex again. Blarg.

Soooorry. Don't suppose it will help if you say thats a boyfriend-only activity? ^_~ and you didn't answer my queeeeeestion *teasing*. If it really bothers you I can edit the post darling.

-Zergplex

 

[replicant]

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*waves back* hey Rep.

-Zergplex

hola zergster

 

[College_geek]

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Soooorry. Don't suppose it will help if you say thats a boyfriend-only activity? ^_~ and you didn't answer my queeeeeestion *teasing*. If it really bothers you I can edit the post darling.

-Zergplex

Note the grinning happy face thingy. I was joking, love. And I don't know if we'll be able to tonight. Don't know the roomie's evening plans.

 

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Just wandering through, cowboy? Why don't you take a load off and stay a while? And why don't you come up and see me sometime? *wiggles*

Well ma'am, that sounds like a mighty fine offer. Mind if I put my horse in your barn?

 

[replicant]

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Shhh! No one's supposed to know! Ahh dammit, now I'm probably going to get crazies IMing me asking for phone sex again. Blarg.

For phone sex with CG dial (666) 867-5309. I won't tell anyone else.

 

[College_geek]

Well ma'am, that sounds like a mighty fine offer. Mind if I put my horse in your barn?

Well, it depends, cowboy. I have a small barn, so if you're horse is too big, it might be cramped and uncomfortable. But if you're horse is a good standard size, then I think that he'll be quite happy in there, don't you?

 

[Zergplex]

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Note the grinning happy face thingy. I was joking, love. And I don't know if we'll be able to tonight. Don't know the roomie's evening plans.

Ok then, well if the roomies evening plans end up involving leaving until 5 in the morning I think we can saftly assume phone sex will become part of our plans, hehehe....

And I did assume you were joking, hence the *teasing*.

-Zergplex

 

[replicant]

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Soooorry. Don't suppose it will help if you say thats a boyfriend-only activity? ^_~ and you didn't answer my queeeeeestion *teasing*. If it really bothers you I can edit the post darling.

-Zergplex

Nah! The jerky boys have already lept on the scene I bet.

 

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Well, it depends, cowboy. I have a small barn, so if you're horse is too big, it might be cramped and uncomfortable. But if you're horse is a good standard size, then I think that he'll be quite happy in there, don't you?

Well, nobody ever told me my horse was big so I think we'll do just fine.

 

[College_geek]

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Ok then, well if the roomies evening plans end up involving leaving until 5 in the morning I think we can saftly assume phone sex will become part of our plans, hehehe....

And I did assume you were joking, hence the *teasing*.

-Zergplex

If she plans to be out till 5, hell, I'll just have a masturbation contest with myself. How many orgasms can I have until roomie gets back?

 

[Zergplex]

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If she plans to be out till 5, hell, I'll just have a masturbation contest with myself. How many orgasms can I have until roomie gets back?

Hehehe... can I listen in and provide the color commentary? It can be like a sporiting event, I'll make a scoreboard!

-Zergplex

 

[College_geek]

Well, nobody ever told me my horse was big so I think we'll do just fine.

Well, I've always loved horses, ever since I was a young girl, so maybe you'd be able to tell me more about your horse, cowboy. And maybe if I'm lucky, you'll be able to show him to me?

 

[replicant]

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If she plans to be out till 5, hell, I'll just have a masturbation contest with myself. How many orgasms can I have until roomie gets back?

After about 20 your legs will stop working and your hands will tremble severely. I've seen it happen.

 

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Well, I've always loved horses, ever since I was a young girl, so maybe you'd be able to tell me more about your horse, cowboy. And maybe if I'm lucky, you'll be able to show him to me?

Well, in my signature are a couple pics of my horse. He's nothing special I would say. Average height, good bloodline, loves to wear turtlenecks, and weirdly enough if he likes you he spits at you. I guess he has a naughty streak or is part Llama.

 

[College_geek]

Hehehe... can I listen in and provide the color commentary? It can be like a sporiting event, I'll make a scoreboard!

-Zergplex

Do you think it'll be big enough to broadcast on national television? A monumental event?!

 

[College_geek]

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After about 20 your legs will stop working and your hands will tremble severely. I've seen it happen.

Well, I may just have to try that out for myself, then. It'll be on my bed, so if I can't move, it won't really matter. I'll just go to sleep afterwards.

 

[replicant]

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Well, I may just have to try that out for myself, then. It'll be on my bed, so if I can't move, it won't really matter. I'll just go to sleep afterwards.

Sounds like a good plan.

 

[College_geek]

Well, in my signature are a couple pics of my horse. He's nothing special I would say. Average height, good bloodline, loves to wear turtlenecks, and weirdly enough if he likes you he spits at you. I guess he has a naughty streak or is part Llama.

Well then, I really hope he likes me. Do you think we'll be able to go outside and you can show me your horse personally? I'd really love to pet him and kiss him. I sure do love horses.

 

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Well then, I really hope he likes me. Do you think we'll be able to go outside and you can show me your horse personally? I'd really love to pet him and kiss him. I sure do love horses.

I think we'll have to do that sometime soon. Always good to find a woman with such a love for horses.

 

[College_geek]

I think we'll have to do that sometime soon. Always good to find a woman with such a love for horses.

Yes, I've been riding them for quite a while now. I've been known to ride a horse all night long sometimes. I just can't stop.

 

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Yes, I've been riding them for quite a while now. I've been known to ride a horse all night long sometimes. I just can't stop.

Good to hear you are trained in the equestrian arts. That is a lucky horse indeed to be ridden all night. I do hope you rested him often and fixed him a sandwich.

 

[College_geek]

Good to hear you are trained in the equestrian arts. That is a lucky horse indeed to be ridden all night. I do hope you rested him often and fixed him a sandwich.

Occassionally I'll stop and give him a rest. But he doesn't like sandwiches all that much. He prefers whipped cream and chocolate sauce a lot more, actually.

 

[Zergplex]

Occassionally I'll stop and give him a rest. But he doesn't like sandwiches all that much. He prefers whipped cream and chocolate sauce a lot more, actually.

I'm not sure if thats really the healthiest thing for a horse to eat... I heard that riders should drink lots of protiene though ^_~

-Zergplex