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actually.. its sad to say but most of the guys I know want a chick who could be in a magazine... can't find a guy who likes curves.
 
microbiology311 said:
lets just say that I took one for the team and I swear to god the guy was about three inches big.. ohhh
there is no amount of "motion in the ocean" for that rowboat to work..
*chortle*

Well, girth does count for something too.. he must've been fucked both ways, so to speak :p
 
microbiology311 said:
actually.. its sad to say but most of the guys I know want a chick who could be in a magazine... can't find a guy who likes curves.
Meh.... most guys are idiots too, do they co-relate? maybe..?
 
tolyk said:
*chortle*

Well, girth does count for something too.. he must've been fucked both ways, so to speak :p

its the only time I faked it... it was sad.. you know, when you go to grab their dick to rub it.. and you miss the grab on the first try and then have to grab up into their body to get a handle on it..
 
microbiology311 said:
actually.. its sad to say but most of the guys I know want a chick who could be in a magazine... can't find a guy who likes curves.
I prefer curves. BUT, I don't judge based on appearance anyways. Beauty fades, personality is what you have to put up with down the road.. I look for inner beauty. Not often I meet 'pretty' people that possess that.. (By 'pretty' I mean vain, superficial people that could be in magazines)

I have met some incredibly beautiful curvy women though, both outside and in.



Rivet, a dingy is like a life raft.. what they use for white water rafting and whatnot.. rubber.
 
microbiology311 said:
its the only time I faked it... it was sad.. you know, when you go to grab their dick to rub it.. and you miss the grab on the first try and then have to grab up into their body to get a handle on it..
rotflmao, holy shit that's horrible. It's sad the average size of a male is 4.7 inches.
 
microbiology311 said:
its the only time I faked it... it was sad.. you know, when you go to grab their dick to rub it.. and you miss the grab on the first try and then have to grab up into their body to get a handle on it..
*LAUGH*!!!!!!

God, I'm so glad I was blessed to good genes :D
 
microbiology311 said:
actually.. its sad to say but most of the guys I know want a chick who could be in a magazine... can't find a guy who likes curves.


That's cuz most quys are stupid. By the time they figure out who the right girl to have was, they are stuck with the high maint. bitch they thought they wanted.

shame.
 
Rivethead_Jack said:
rotflmao, holy shit that's horrible. It's sad the average size of a male is 4.7 inches.
Where did you read that?

10 years ago I read North American average is 5.5, and the latest number I read stated 6 inches
 
Rivethead_Jack said:
rotflmao, holy shit that's horrible. It's sad the average size of a male is 4.7 inches.

yeah.. I only did him so I could tell my inexperience friends what not to do..
 
xPhantomKissX said:
That's cuz most quys are stupid. By the time they figure out who the right girl to have was, they are stuck with the high maint. bitch they thought they wanted.

shame.

you know that is soo true.. I have a guy friend who is dealing with that right now.. I tell him all hte time..
 
tolyk said:
Where did you read that?

10 years ago I read North American average is 5.5, and the latest number I read stated 6 inches
I read it in FHM while I was still in the army... so about feb?
 
microbiology311 said:
Just wonders how everyone in here compares...

looks around trying to see the packages..
*chuckle* I don't think I'm going to join in the penis measuring game tonight :)
 
microbiology311 said:
you know that is soo true.. I have a guy friend who is dealing with that right now.. I tell him all hte time..

they'll never learn.... trust me. It this weird "genetic" thing about procreation -- kinda like the lion need the biggest, best pride to ensure the future of the species.

What they really don't understand, is how much better in bed the curvy girl is compared to the "cosmopolitan model" waify type.

Let's face it, that girl has always had guys waiting in line for them, waiting on them and they are selfish in bed to an extreme -- as in "service me" or leave.

However, if you want a girl that can curl your toes in sheer bliss, pick the girl next to the "model".

Back in college, I was the guy always willing to "take one for the team" -- let's just say, I never went home less than numb after those nights. My friends though, always came back saying the same thing, "what a bitch".

I guess that's why when I was in my 20s, I rarely dated women under 36. I didn't like games, neither did they.


:rolleyes:
 
microbiology311 said:
hmm.. why not?? *pouts*.. come on.. you can PM it too me :)
Well, size changes depending on level or arousal. Do you want aroused to the extreme, or personal average? :p

(My ex liked to measure it *shrug* )
 
tolyk said:
Well, size changes depending on level or arousal. Do you want aroused to the extreme, or personal average? :p

both.. so I know what to expect and what to work for...
 
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