Nerd Power!

[Cadoras]

saving baby dingos

*Looks around for some baby dingos to save*

We could be a while....

*Gets out a deck of cards*

Wanna play?

 

[SexyCleric]

Sexy Cleric
6th level Human Nerd
Lawful/Evil, CR Laughable

STR 10, DEX 8, CON 10, IT 15, WIS 12, CHA 14
HP 12, AC 9 (10 Flat Footed)
Special Qualities: Sunlight Aversion, Allergy: Nuts.
Special Abilities: Foot in Mouth (X3 per day), Speak Without Thought (At Will)
Feats: Gaming Proficiency; Dungeon Master, Sexual Proficiency; Oral, Talk Down, No Attention to Detail, Weapon Proficiency; Maces, Insidious Mind
Skills: Perform: DM (+7), Drive (+3), Computer Use (+5), Bluff (+6), Diplomacy (+8), Knowledge: SciFi (+9), Use Rope: Kink (+5), Craft: RPG (+8)
Equipment: Inspiron E1505, 92' Toyota Paseo, Medium size lair, Phylactery (Dice Bag)

Another day at work, well spent.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

I wasn't trying to take Empy away, I was trying to bring her here to see all of you

I have today discovered large fonts do funny things to my brain. My boss sent an e-mail congratulating the team on being #1 on the site, and somehow my reply e-mail, which was supposed to be something totally mundane, ended up being "Excellent. Our plan for takeover is almost complete." In 48 pt font.

Then there happened to be a large back-and-forth of amusement which ended in my declaration of "Do not fear the hounds. It is the Force you should fear. The power of the hounds is insignificant next to the power of the Force." Also in 48 pt font.

That was highly amusing.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Sexy Cleric
6th level Human Nerd
Lawful/Evil, CR Laughable

STR 10, DEX 8, CON 10, IT 15, WIS 12, CHA 14
HP 12, AC 9 (10 Flat Footed)
Special Qualities: Sunlight Aversion, Allergy: Nuts.
Special Abilities: Foot in Mouth (X3 per day), Speak Without Thought (At Will)
Feats: Gaming Proficiency; Dungeon Master, Sexual Proficiency; Oral, Talk Down, No Attention to Detail, Weapon Proficiency; Maces, Insidious Mind
Skills: Perform: DM (+7), Drive (+3), Computer Use (+5), Bluff (+6), Diplomacy (+8), Knowledge: SciFi (+9), Use Rope: Kink (+5), Craft: RPG (+8)
Equipment: Inspiron E1505, 92' Toyota Paseo, Medium size lair, Phylactery (Dice Bag)

Another day at work, well spent.

Here is my very own absract character sheet. Format borrowed from Minister Faust's Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad.

Rhyst Hatchyk -

Intelligence: Unstoppable.

Strength: High

Weakness: Short Endurance -22

Shit Points, Take/Give: 100+/55

Wisdom: TV/Net +120, Experiential +10, Ass-talking +150

Charisma, Work/Leisure: +60/+45

Armor Type: Band T-shirt, black pants, arm hair

Intimidation Points, Imagined/Actual: +100/-25

Improvisational/Creative Capacity: Uncharted.

Encumberance: Parent's Basement

Skills: Musical +45, Writing +65, Humour +100

Bladder/Colon Carrying Capacity: Average/Superior

Trivia Dexterity: General TV +10, Sci-Fi +125, Fantasy +110, General Science +85, Anime +98

Genre Alightment: Star Wars +99, Tolkien +120, Masamune Shirow +87

AKA: The Grinning Maniac, Dracolich, PRGRM, Aubin Magnus, Hey You.

 

[Lady Reiha]

*Looks around for some baby dingos to save*

We could be a while....

*Gets out a deck of cards*

Wanna play?

sure. *stares as Rhystcracker and Clerky* are you boys making yourselves D&D characters???

ah well *plays their little game*

Lady Reiha
4th level Nerd kitty
Evil-as-fuck,silly,anoying ( yeah I know I am -_-")

STR 5, DEX 5, CON 6, IT 12, WIS 17 (I have seen too much for my ripe, young age), CHA 10
HP 7, AC 5
Special Qualities:Sleep,Claw,annoy,
Allergy: Ironically, Cats, Advil, Grass, Depo Provera
Special Abilities: The Look (24/7), Speak Without Thought (At Will), Whine ( when Moody)
Feats: Gaming Proficiency; Sailor Moon expert, Sexual Proficiency; Oral, Being Right; seducing women better than most men, sharp Attention to Detail, Iron stomach
Skills: Perform: Customer Service (+8), Drive (+1), Computer Use (+8), , Diplomacy (+3), Knowledge:Anime, Human Anatomy (+9), Use Pencil/Pen: Draw (+10), Craft: RPG (+7), Guitar Hero (+4), DDR (+6), Taiko Drum Master (+9)
Equipment: MicronPC, Well-groomed nails, dominating 70% of space, Tria and Prismacolour Markers!

Another day at work, well spent lazing around being sick : (

 

[Texguy84]

I'm sure we'd be dandy friends.
As long as you don't scratch my precious Nausicaa DVD.\
That is punishable with death.

*Sigh*
I come across as an 'older brother' type more often than not.

Hee, Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind or whatever it's called? I've seen that movie, it's cool.

Oh, on a random note, I think I may have a long distance girlfriend now. Still kinda confused about the situation (which is about normal for me and females)

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Whee! I have once again proved I am an utter and complete chicken when it comes to women.

 

[SexyCleric]

Hee, Nausicaa and the Valley of the Wind or whatever it's called? I've seen that movie, it's cool.

Oh, on a random note, I think I may have a long distance girlfriend now. Still kinda confused about the situation (which is about normal for me and females)

Post apoc and me go way back. Good times.

Alright...
Tex and Rhyst.
Go to my office. Now.
Apparently, education is in order.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Post apoc and me go way back. Good times.

Alright...
Tex and Rhyst.
Go to my office. Now.
Apparently, education is in order.

I'm going back tomorrow and conquering my fear, assuming she's working. lol.

 

[Texguy84]

Well, I'm all done up in my service Blues today, I'll grab a picture for y'all after my room mate wakes up and before I head into town for the morning.

That is, if anyone wants to see.

 

[lil_squirter]

Well, I'm all done up in my service Blues today, I'll grab a picture for y'all after my room mate wakes up and before I head into town for the morning.

That is, if anyone wants to see.

At the risk of stealing the Nerd Kitty's line...

*bounces up and down*
Ido! I do!

 

[VandalHeart]

I wanna play, too.

Vandal Heart
Epic Intelligent Weapon (variable form)
Neutral Cenobite spirit

INT 18, WIS 24, CHA 24

Special Qualities: May choose to be immune to spells or effects that target objects, the living, the undead, the dead, metal, flesh, or spirits. Always immune to any spells or effects that target a soul or creatures with souls. Indestructable by non-magical means. Also immune to jealousy. Doubles damage received from and effectiveness of cuteness attacks and seduction attempts targetting him. Wielder does not need to share alignment with Vandal Heart.

Communication method: Speech, technopathy (conditional - humanoid of sufficient tech level must take pity on him and allow him internet access)

Skills: Advice Column 10, Alternative Logic 15, Devise Cruel RPG Scenario 15, Devise Excuse 5, Disguise 5, Orgasm Control 15, Perform: Voice 20, Sense Bullshit 20, Sense Motive 10, Socialize 20, Teach 30, Theoretical Tactics 10, Torture 15, Urban Survival 10, Use Gaming Console 25, Use Rope -5, Use Rope on Fine Looking Humanoid (I.E., Anyone) for the Purposes of Unspeakable Degenerate Acts 30...ladies

Weilder is granted the following feats while armed with Vandal Heart: Challenge Authority, Cultural Adaptation, Eschew Inhibitions, Eschew Morals, Feign Conformity, Immitate Weapon Proficiency, Operational Tempo, Sexy Giggle/Moan/Pout/Sigh/Audible Breathing, Stupid Facial Expression, Suppress Gag Reflex, Wicked Laugh

Vandal Heart can take many forms, but prefers bladed weapon forms. He is likely to refuse to assume the form of a blunt object, unless the wielder is female (the exact reasons for this are unconfirmed, but one could easilly make an educated guess). Wielders are expected to push their limits and obey Grey's Law: Try everything twice on the offchance you screw it up the first time, unless you KNOW it shouldn't even be attempted. Wielder is expected to be as subtle as possible when rolling his/her eyes in response to Vandal Heart being a complete idiot.

 

[Texguy84]

At the risk of stealing the Nerd Kitty's line...

*bounces up and down*
Ido! I do!

*watching Squirter bounce up and down*

Uhm. Sorry, what were we talking about? My train of thought seems to have derailed and exploded.

 

[Lady Reiha]

At the risk of stealing the Nerd Kitty's line...

*bounces up and down*
Ido! I do!

*stares at empy* she has become me? does this mean? *looks down self* O_O!!!! Uh Oh....



*runs away screaming*

 

[Lady Reiha]

Whee! I have once again proved I am an utter and complete chicken when it comes to women.

*sits on his lap* Your so not a chicken. You talk to me, no?

 

[Texguy84]

Here are some pictures of me in my blues, taken with the webcam on my laptop.

 

[Texguy84]

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHNEWB5MOVIESQUEEEEEE!

Did this happen while I was at Basic? Why didn't anyone record it and mail it to me? OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH *races to Amazon.com to order it on DVD*

 

[SexyCleric]

Here are some pictures of me in my blues, taken with the webcam on my laptop.

Slick.

*Sigh*
The Empress is bouncing again.
I'll get the rope.

 

[Texguy84]

Slick.

*Sigh*
The Empress is bouncing again.
I'll get the rope.

Kinky.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

*sits on his lap* Your so not a chicken. You talk to me, no?

Well, you see, you already have a boyfriend, so I'm not really that afraid of talking to you since there's not much of a chance of me going out with you. I'm a chicken when it comes to single women and asking them for things like phone numbers or going out on dates.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSHNEWB5MOVIESQUEEEEEE!

Did this happen while I was at Basic? Why didn't anyone record it and mail it to me? OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH *races to Amazon.com to order it on DVD*

It's not really a B5 movie so much as a collection of tales about the original characters set outisde of the series. It stars the original actors, except for the ones who have died, because the creator didn't want someone else taking over their roles (really, who else but Andreas Katsulas could play G'Kar, anyways?)

 

[SexyCleric]

Well, you see, you already have a boyfriend, so I'm not really that afraid of talking to you since there's not much of a chance of me going out with you. I'm a chicken when it comes to single women and asking them for things like phone numbers or going out on dates.

Repeat after me.

I will not Fear.
Fear is the Mind-Killer.
Fear is the little death that brings total Obliteration.
I will face my Fear.
I will let it pass over and through me.
When my Fear is gone, I will turn and face Fear's Path.
And only I will remain.
With a hot new girlfriend.

Long lecture short, what's the worst that can happen?
I shall tell you, as I experienced it firsthand.

The worst that can happen is a drink in the face, followed quickly with a slap.
Oh yeah, I got the double. Even with tequila in my face, I still had to marvel at the speed and coordination. Takes effort.

Kinky, perhaps, but when the Empress gets overstimulated, ya gotta tie her down.

*Ponders*
Or, does that make things worse?
I don't remember.

 

[SexyCleric]

Nerd joke time!

A structural engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician go to a bar.
They drink and have a good time, until the structural engineer notices an old building across the street.

The building's lights were all off, and as the three friends watch it, not one person goes into, or leaves, for six hours.

Perplexed, the three scientists decide to watch the building until something happens. Four days, they stay in the bar, much to the chargrin of the owner.
On the fifth day, the three watch as a young couple enter the building. The scientists watch eagerly, waiting for the couple to emerge, perhaps with a clue to the building's purpose.

Two more hours go by, and the couple finally emerges, oddly enough, with a third person.

The structural engineer scratches his head, and declares, "I guess the building wasn't empty after all..."

The biologist, drunk as a skunk, yells, "No! It was empty! The people just reproduced! Mitosis!" With his piece said, the biologist collapses on the bar and falls asleep.

The mathematician takes a drink of his rum, and says quietly, "If one more person goes in, it'll be empty again."

 

[lil_squirter]

Kinky, perhaps, but when the Empress gets overstimulated, ya gotta tie her down.

*Ponders*
Or, does that make things worse?
I don't remember.

You say that as if it's a bad thing.....

I happen to very much enjoy those situations.

 

[lil_squirter]

Here are some pictures of me in my blues, taken with the webcam on my laptop.

All hail men in uniform! Welcome home Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy