Nerd Hook Up Thread

[L8tnIt]

Happy Holidays to One and All
From the middle of Nowhere

 

[CarnageSIS]

When I read the word "oral" I was thinking lucky you Reading the rest, I feel sorry for you.
Have a wonderful holiday and go win a bunch of money

Yea, not going to be fun

Thanks! I won some money, but I gave it back, lol.

hope you recover quickly!

Thanks, me too *fingers crossed*

 

[CarnageSIS]

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

 

[L8tnIt]

This Nerd is still here to wish one and all a Wonderful Holiday!

 

[CarnageSIS]

I'm here, working on my parents PC trying to find out why it is running slow ><

 

[L8tnIt]

Not only am I not Alone here, but I seem to be keeping company with our resident Hotty and Queen of Nerds, the fabulous CarnageSIS! * APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!*

 

[ProfessorThickCock]

Yay for smarts.

 

[L8tnIt]

Geek Chic, baby!

 

[k_m_d_]

I'm here, working on my parents PC trying to find out why it is running slow ><

What if you find out it's because of downloading too much porn? D=

 

[CarnageSIS]

Not only am I not Alone here, but I seem to be keeping company with our resident Hotty and Queen of Nerds, the fabulous CarnageSIS! * APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!*

Why thank you Still here waiting for a scan to finish up *sigh*

What if you find out it's because of downloading too much porn? D=

Then I'm totally telling on my Dad to Mom

Yay for smarts.

Indeed and welcome

 

[L8tnIt]

Hey... They may be older, but they aren't dead- let them look at porn!
Granted, it is always disturbing to imagine your parents still having sex.
But isn't it also good to know that they still have that kind of passion for each other that they still want to be 'more than intimate'?

Of course, the alternate is that one of them looks at porn to compensate for the lack of sex that age has brought upon then.
Like my in-laws.
If I could, I would at least show my one in-law which sites to go to that won't crash the hard-drive

 

[k_m_d_]

Then I'm totally telling on my Dad to Mom

I never said which parent it would be.

 

[L8tnIt]

Option C: they watch porn together

 

[k_m_d_]

That might actually be the least desirable option.

 

[L8tnIt]

Either way, good luck CarnageSIS to fixing your parent's computer

And how have you been k_m_d_?

 

[CarnageSIS]

They used to watch porn together, now I'm pretty sure it is just my Dad. Figured out awhile back my parents aren't really having sex anymore.

I would be happy to let them look at porn if they could clean up the PC after themselves or find safe sites.

 

[k_m_d_]

Not too bad, got Doctor Who series 2 onto DVD, working on series 3.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I got Dishonored!! *does a lil' happy dance.*

 

[Ask For More]

I got a t-shirt, a mug and a book. Although I don't actually celebrate Xmas because I'm buddhist, so any gifts I get are a bonus.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

I got The Last Story from the Creator of Final Fantasy (Not too creative at titles I guess) and Sweatpants!

 

[L8tnIt]

I am humbly surprised that I got more than coal... Which is a shame, because I wanted to use that coal tonight to grill steaks in a bbq while out here at work

 

[CarnageSIS]

I got to spend 4+ hrs working on my parents PC. However, considering they bought me new tires and a new tie rode, plus labor, I figure its fair

 

[L8tnIt]

They are your parents... They brought you into this world to be the wonderful pervert that you are. I imagine that spending 4hrs to fix their computer seems adequete

 

[CarnageSIS]

Indeed, not sure I did any good, but I tried.

 

[k_m_d_]

I should be installing MS office for my parents, but they finally decided to start using a password on their desktop.