Nerd Hook Up Thread

[CarnageSIS]

Well, he was originally older but you only allow for a double-digit answer to that
Also, I think you've gotten unrealistic high standards if you turn down Yoda

I agree of I was wanting to learn about The Force, but not I think not wanting to screw Kermit's grandfather is reasonable

 

[k_m_d_]

Does it make you feel better if I tell you I don't even think I'll get cake on my birthday (which is next week)?

Awww. Can I make you a kransekage?

 

[Weepingguitar]

Awww. Can I make you a kransekage?

Yes! All foods that can be built into some precarious tower are good! No ring tossing jokes! Maybe just "One kransekage to rule them all!"

 

[niceass92]

You have so Manu posts WG its intimidating saying anything, but I can't help it. What tabletop games do you play?

 

[Weepingguitar]

You have so Manu posts WG its intimidating saying anything, but I can't help it. What tabletop games do you play?

Ha ha I haven't been on the boards regularly in a couple of years, so I consider myself a n00b again ^_^

Right now I'm involved in two Pathfinder campaigns where I'm playing an Oracle in one and an Alchemist in the other. I'm also involved in a D&D 4th ed game, but I think the storyline on that one is wrapping up soon.

I LOVE Shadowrun, but I haven't played it in a while. Here's my complete dork cred right here, I actually dressed up as one of my most infamous Shadowrun characters for Halloween. I was a gunslinger orc named Dirt Skirt aaaand I kept odd items in my Korean War helmet. And there were braided pig tails.

Other than that, I do a little Warhammer, Mordheim, World of Darkness, and Exalted. I've been wanting to start running some single session games for my friends around here, but I have to get off my lazy butt and start setting things up ^_^

 

[niceass92]

Ha ha I haven't been on the boards regularly in a couple of years, so I consider myself a n00b again ^_^

Right now I'm involved in two Pathfinder campaigns where I'm playing an Oracle in one and an Alchemist in the other. I'm also involved in a D&D 4th ed game, but I think the storyline on that one is wrapping up soon.

I LOVE Shadowrun, but I haven't played it in a while. Here's my complete dork cred right here, I actually dressed up as one of my most infamous Shadowrun characters for Halloween. I was a gunslinger orc named Dirt Skirt aaaand I kept odd items in my Korean War helmet. And there were braided pig tails.

Other than that, I do a little Warhammer, Mordheim, World of Darkness, and Exalted. I've been wanting to start running some single session games for my friends around here, but I have to get off my lazy butt and start setting things up ^_^

Redress you play 4th ed. I don't know if we can be friends anymore

 

[Weepingguitar]

Redress you play 4th ed. I don't know if we can be friends anymore

Hey, I was outvoted. Trust me, I am not fond of 4th ed.

 

[niceass92]

Hey, I was outvoted. Trust me, I am not fond of 4th ed.

Well shame on them! You tell them a random nerd from a perv site said shame on them! That will show them.

 

[Weepingguitar]

Well shame on them! You tell them a random nerd from a perv site said shame on them! That will show them.

They shall quake in fear ^_^

 

[niceass92]

They shall quake in fear ^_^

You are so sweet to indulged me

 

[Weepingguitar]

You are so sweet to indulged me

Hey I help where I can, ha ha

 

[niceass92]

Hey I help where I can, ha ha

So kind of you. Maybe we can be friends, unless you ha e boobs. Being a nerd, I wouldn't know what to say then.

 

[Weepingguitar]

So kind of you. Maybe we can be friends, unless you ha e boobs. Being a nerd, I wouldn't know what to say then.

Well, yes, I have boobs. But don't worry, I am the typical unattractive nerd, so there's nothing to fear!

 

[niceass92]

Well, yes, I have boobs. But don't worry, I am the typical unattractive nerd, so there's nothing to fear!

Lies! If you have boobs, as I nerd I must find you attractive! This is like playing metroid on NES all over again! Who knew samus was a girl!?

 

[Weepingguitar]

Lies! If you have boobs, as I nerd I must find you attractive! This is like playing metroid on NES all over again! Who knew samus was a girl!?

Hey, Samus has always been hot though. And you can't be attracted to everything with boobs. Not unless you're out there chasing after man titties.

 

[niceass92]

Hey, Samus has always been hot though. And you can't be attracted to everything with boobs. Not unless you're out there chasing after man titties.

Should I re-phrase and say lady boobs? And who says I chase? I sit quietly and shyly thinking of what to say, then do nothing.

 

[Weepingguitar]

Should I re-phrase and say lady boobs? And who says I chase? I sit quietly and shyly thinking of what to say, then do nothing.

Aww see, you're missing out! You have to give chase from time to time.

 

[niceass92]

Aww see, you're missing out! You have to give chase from time to time.

Maybe you don't know how nerds work then.....or is that a hint?

 

[Weepingguitar]

Maybe you don't know how nerds work then.....or is that a hint?

Ha ha well I've seen both ends of the spectrum. Yes it is in a nerd's nature to be shy, but there comes a point when you have to stop worrying what people are going to think. Sometimes it's better to be remembered for being an idiot rather than not being remembered at all ^_^

Well, I guess that would depend on the degree of idiocy... I think the internet may have already broken that statement.

 

[Ask For More]

Evening nerdlings. How goes things in your realms?

 

[Weepingguitar]

Evening nerdlings. How goes things in your realms?

A dark and foreboding night! Yeah no not really. Things are slow.

 

[Ask For More]

A dark and foreboding night! Yeah no not really. Things are slow.

The air seems thick with portents here...

In truth its a surprisingly balmy winter evening. One must find excitement wherever one can!

 

[Weepingguitar]

The air seems thick with portents here...

In truth its a surprisingly balmy winter evening. One must find excitement wherever one can!

Indeed! Though the wind is whipping in from the north here. Cold enough to just make you burrow in!

 

[Ask For More]

Indeed! Though the wind is whipping in from the north here. Cold enough to just make you burrow in!

Enchantments often lie hidden in dark places......

 

[Weepingguitar]

Enchantments often lie hidden in dark places......

Very true, but too often those enchantments are tainted by the darkness and seek to lure maidens into a world from which they may never escape...