Nerd Hook Up Thread

[Fractured_Soul]

So it turns out my name is now a $12 video game.

I've had this handle on several websites since 2009. I wonder if I'm owed royalties.

And can anybody give me $12?


AV update to follow.

 

[k_m_d_]

Does anybody really want to see us socially awkward nerds fail at flirting?

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Does anybody really want to see us socially awkward nerds fail at flirting?

No, but we're damn well making sure they watch. Society has scorned us for the last time!

 

[malstroem]

Does anybody really want to see us socially awkward nerds fail at flirting?

As long as it's only other nerds who are watching nobody will realize that it is awkward

 

[GentlemanJunkie]

As long as it's only other nerds who are watching nobody will realize that it is awkward

Thank goodness. I'm about as socially awkward as they come. But if everyone else is oblivious...Yay me.

 

[k_m_d_]

As long as it's only other nerds who are watching nobody will realize that it is awkward

Nobody notices me being awkward more than me.

 

[CarnageSIS]

Does anybody really want to see us socially awkward nerds fail at flirting?

As long as it's only other nerds who are watching nobody will realize that it is awkward

What they wanted to see we're mal and her girl toy tumbling around the thread which is what they got

Now alas the only females around are more interested in the males. Though I've certainly seen flirting on the thread I would not qualify any of it as socially awkward. But then again posting on a board in cyber space is about as minimal social interaction as you can get

 

[IcariusInHiding]

Does anyone else hate it when you roll a 20 to flirt and are immediately crushed to death by a hailstorm of flying sexy people?

Also, cleavage is OP. It sends my character's lust modifier through the roof, like, instantly.

 

[CarnageSIS]

Also, cleavage is OP. It sends my character's lust modifier through the roof, like, instantly.

I protest, both sexes can have cleavage. Just because I can use mine more effectly than you can use yours does not make it OP

 

[IcariusInHiding]

I protest, both sexes can have cleavage. Just because I can use mine more effectly than you can use yours does not make it OP

Every time I try to use mine I get laughed out of taverns. ;_;

 

[CarnageSIS]

Every time I try to use mine I get laughed out of taverns. ;_;

Well if that is you in your sig then you are definitely using the wrong body parts hun.

Though I've only ever used my cleavage for an unfair gaming advantage, guy are more understanding with your character when they can be remained you are a female, lol. Alas been a long time since I've done it though.

 

[IcariusInHiding]

Well if that is you in your sig then you are definitely using the wrong body parts hun.

Though I've only ever used my cleavage for an unfair gaming advantage, guy are more understanding with your character when they can be remained you are a female, lol. Alas been a long time since I've done it though.

I wonder if they're glad you've lost the advantage or sad they've lost view of your fantastic cleavage?

And yep, that's me in the sig. I don't think my torso could get me past any guards, though.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Well if that is you in your sig then you are definitely using the wrong body parts hun.

Though I've only ever used my cleavage for an unfair gaming advantage, guy are more understanding with your character when they can be remained you are a female, lol. Alas been a long time since I've done it though.

I think he meant to say boobs are OP. They out number us men two to one. How can we stand up to those odds on such a massive scale?

 

[IcariusInHiding]

I think he meant to say boobs are OP. They out number us men two to one. How can we stand up to those odds on such a massive scale?

http://thainsbook.net/images/theoden.jpg

What can men do in the face of such reckless tits?

 

[CarnageSIS]

I wonder if they're glad you've lost the advantage or sad they've lost view of your fantastic cleavage?

And yep, that's me in the sig. I don't think my torso could get me past any guards, though.

Well that's what happens when you move from tabletops to PCs, though I've been told I have a phone sex voice so maybe it isn't so bad.

Depends on how the guards swing

I think he meant to say boobs are OP. They out number us men two to one. How can we stand up to those odds on such a massive scale?

I still stand by my statement, if we both have guns mine isn't OP just cause I can hit the target and you can't.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Well that's what happens when you move from tabletops to PCs, though I've been told I have a phone sex voice so maybe it isn't so bad.

Depends on how the guards swing



I still stand by my statement, if we both have guns mine isn't OP just cause I can hit the target and you can't.

I still think females have more to flaunt more easily. You're comparing apples to oranges. or melons. Plump, smooth, delicious melons.

 

[CarnageSIS]

I still think females have more to flaunt more easily. You're comparing apples to oranges. or melons. Plump, smooth, delicious melons.

I do have to agree our goods are easier to show off and more socially acceptable to flash.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

I do have to agree our goods are easier to show off and more socially acceptable to flash.

Exactly. It's like having a concealed carry weapon versus versus a bazooka. Bazooka is a lot more powerful but almost impossible to use on a regular basis. So day to day the less powerful weapon will win the day.

 

[CarnageSIS]

Exactly. It's like having a concealed carry weapon versus versus a bazooka. Bazooka is a lot more powerful but almost impossible to use on a regular basis. So day to day the less powerful weapon will win the day.

Oh, a bazooka huh?

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Oh, a bazooka huh?

Collapsible, powered by an explosion, not acceptable to flash around in public. Seemed like an apt metaphor for my gender.

Size isn't everything CarnageSIS.

 

[IcariusInHiding]

I've been told I have a phone sex voice so maybe it isn't so bad.

Oh?

Now I'm wondering when's a good time to pay that kind of compliment.

 

[Noimagination1]

So, I'm watching a League of Legends stream, doesn't seem as dull as I previously thought.

That's the kind of nerdage we want for this thread...yeah?

 

[CarnageSIS]

Oh?

Now I'm wondering when's a good time to pay that kind of compliment.

lol When I was playing WoW I asked my guy friends why other guys on WoW liked my voice so much. I've also been accused by one of my guy friends of using a phone sex voice when I left him a voicemail once though it definitely wasn't on purpose, haha.

 

[Noimagination1]

lol When I was playing WoW I asked my guy friends why other guys on WoW liked my voice so much. I've also been accused by one of my guy friends of using a phone sex voice when I left him a voicemail once though it definitely wasn't on purpose, haha.

Mother of god, I always felt sorry for girl players on vent in WoW. You just know the majority of men are not focusing on the raid!

 

[CarnageSIS]

Collapsible, powered by an explosion, not acceptable to flash around in public. Seemed like an apt metaphor for my gender.

Size isn't everything CarnageSIS.

I never said it was, I was being playfully suggestive was all