Nerd Hook Up Thread

[TheLM]

Hehe, yes I would imagine mine are bigger, and yours are harder.

Thankfully I prefer my men hard not soft

Mhmmm! Hard is more useful.

 

[Jake_Knight]

tried that doesn't work out..I get blank stares or head nods. I usually hide my nerdness to avoid or or

I know that strategy. But eventually it comes up and unwittingly I make a random reference to Firefly's reavers or something like that... and the spell is broken, hahahah

 

[CarnageSIS]

Mhmmm! Hard is more useful.

Definitely, and way more fun

I know that strategy. But eventually it comes up and unwittingly I make a random reference to Firefly's reavers or something like that... and the spell is broken, hahahah

Joss!! *fan girl squee!*

 

[Jake_Knight]

Joss!! *fan girl squee!*

You see, THAT'S the reaction I never get.

 

[CarnageSIS]

You see, THAT'S the reaction I never get.

THAT is the only acceptable reaction!

 

[Jake_Knight]

I get the "wha..?" reaction.
Now I feel like playing Dante's inferno actually.

 

[CarnageSIS]

I get the "wha..?" reaction.
Now I feel like playing Dante's inferno actually.

*hugs* I'm sure someday you'll find the nerdy girl of your dreams.

 

[Jake_Knight]

*hugs* I'm sure someday you'll find the nerdy girl of your dreams.

I'm currently in a very "it's complicated" situation, but she's nerdy. Not a hint of a horny side to her, though. But hugs are always appreciated

 

[CarnageSIS]

I'm always happy to pass out hugs

How does that even work? I mean you've talked about your drive and as a female with some sense I know if a guy isn't getting his needs met "at home", as it were, he'll eventually find somewhere to get them handled. Just seems like starting off on a bad foot.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

tried that doesn't work out..I get blank stares or head nods. I usually hide my nerdness to avoid or or

I'm a super nerd married to the anti-thesis of all that is nerdy. It's tough because our conversations are one sided. She just won't humor my philosophy musings or wookie wonderings. It's super tough when my hot nerd girl co-worker invites me over for a Game of Thrones marathon. I have to say no and the nerd outlet narrows even more. I guess there's still Skyrim.

 

[TheLM]

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[CarnageSIS]

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Agreed!

Mario Room Update: One of my friends has suffered a back injury, so not sure when they'll be able to do more painting.

 

[EctoJohn]

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Well since it's on Page 2 right now... BUMP!

 

[TheLM]

Agreed!

Mario Room Update: One of my friends has suffered a back injury, so not sure when they'll be able to do more painting.

Oh no!

 

[CarnageSIS]

Oh no!

Yea, report for today is he is doing better but still not good and still heavily medicated.

 

[malstroem]

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Good luck with that

Mario Room Update: One of my friends has suffered a back injury, so not sure when they'll be able to do more painting.

That sucks. I guess we just have to wait for more pics then. That's after all what matters, that we get to see the room, not that it gets done nor your friends back

 

[CarnageSIS]

Good luck with that

Hey, we can dream!

That sucks. I guess we just have to wait for more pics then. That's after all what matters, that we get to see the room, not that it gets done nor your friends back

Yea, yea I know what the priorities are around here

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Nerd priorities are always skewed.
Wife: blur blar blurrrr blar blar blar.
Alwaysdancing: What, sweetheart? I was killing a dragon. Wait ... how long have you been naked?

 

[CarnageSIS]

Nerd priorities are always skewed.
Wife: blur blar blurrrr blar blar blar.
Alwaysdancing: What, sweetheart? I was killing a dragon. Wait ... how long have you been naked?

Nerd priorities are only viewed as skewed by non-nerds and this is clearly a non-nerd on nerd scenerio.

I've had fantasies about many acts of sex being done while still playing what ever game or raiding with my guild.

Also it is totally not uncommon to tune out something you are used to ignoring for something you enjoy. I used to do this to my female roommate all the time, she is a complete non-nerd who prattles on about crap I don't care about 90% of the time. If I had any hope at all of processing anything she said I'd have to mute/pause/stop any TV/game/texting because if there was anything going that was .0000001% more interesting than her I'd block out 100% of what she was saying.

 

[Jake_Knight]

Nerd priorities are always skewed.
Wife: blur blar blurrrr blar blar blar.
Alwaysdancing: What, sweetheart? I was killing a dragon. Wait ... how long have you been naked?

Ok, this one made me snort. At work.

I don't see that happening to me, I'm a tiefling or something, I can almost smell nakedness hahahah. BUT that might happen to me in social settings. Most parties for me are blurry memories of me saying "yes, I know, uh huh..." and everybody talks like Charlie Brown's teacher. And suddenly it's late.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Nerd priorities are only viewed as skewed by non-nerds and this is clearly a non-nerd on nerd scenerio.

I've had fantasies about many acts of sex being done while still playing what ever game or raiding with my guild.

Also it is totally not uncommon to tune out something you are used to ignoring for something you enjoy. I used to do this to my female roommate all the time, she is a complete non-nerd who prattles on about crap I don't care about 90% of the time. If I had any hope at all of processing anything she said I'd have to mute/pause/stop any TV/game/texting because if there was anything going that was .0000001% more interesting than her I'd block out 100% of what she was saying.

Quite right ... super nerd on non-nerd. And I've had those wonderful fantasies, too ... if only ... if only ....

And sir knight, thanks for recognizing the Charlie Brown brass section.

 

[CarnageSIS]

Ok, this one made me snort. At work.

I don't see that happening to me, I'm a tiefling or something, I can almost smell nakedness hahahah. BUT that might happen to me in social settings. Most parties for me are blurry memories of me saying "yes, I know, uh huh..." and everybody talks like Charlie Brown's teacher. And suddenly it's late.

lol The described scene is really a more common occurrence in a marriage than anything else. It is sort of an acquired trait after years of being with someone, as a non-nude example my Dad does this to my Mom and I all the time. If he's got his eyes on anything but you then he's not hearing a word you said. It is a trait most married guys develop called "selective hearing".

 

[Jake_Knight]

lol The described scene is really a more common occurrence in a marriage than anything else. It is sort of an acquired trait after years of being with someone, as a non-nude example my Dad does this to my Mom and I all the time. If he's got his eyes on anything but you then he's not hearing a word you said. It is a trait most married guys develop called "selective hearing".

I guess I'll have to be married to know that. (funny enough, autocorrect placed "martyred" instead of "married")

Quite right ... super nerd on non-nerd. And I've had those wonderful fantasies, too ... if only ... if only ....

And sir knight, thanks for recognizing the Charlie Brown brass section.

It's a brass section! That explains it! Never knew what that was. But yeah, the onomatopoeia for that one was a damn good challenge to write, huh?

 

[CarnageSIS]

I guess I'll have to be married to know that. (funny enough, autocorrect placed "martyred" instead of "married")

I'm sure someday you'll find your own woman to tune out (lol autocorrect, gotta love it)

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I guess I'll have to be married to know that. (funny enough, autocorrect placed "martyred" instead of "married")

It's a brass section! That explains it! Never knew what that was. But yeah, the onomatopoeia for that one was a damn good challenge to write, huh?

I think its a muted trombone.