CarnageSIS
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ah NOW that is fucking awesome, anytime you want a room mate I cook, clean, do laundry and give killer backrubs
Oooh, all that and backrubs? Damn, Mal may have some competition
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ah NOW that is fucking awesome, anytime you want a room mate I cook, clean, do laundry and give killer backrubs
Oooh, all that and backrubs? Damn, Mal may have some competition![]()
well actually full body rubs with warm oil but we can start on the back especially the lower part of the back
Mmmm, that sounds like a wonderful end to a day of sitting in a crappy chair especially as a well-endowed female, lol.
lol I could go on and on to make your crappy chair at the end of the day much better but thats for another thread/time![]()
Oooh, all that and backrubs? Damn, Mal may have some competition![]()
Hehe, thanks
Surfing and rock climbing would push you further out of the nerd category over here. The general idea being that most nerdy types are too involved with their games/PC/etc to even see "outside". But perhaps that's just an view point over here?
Gotta like a guy that knows how to handle pipe
Up waaaaay too early just to go to work ><
It's not sad when marks heal, it's just time to get some new ones![]()
I will take you to all the cool BDSM and fetish parties? And let you borrow my toys and fetish wear?![]()

Yes'm, gotta' know how to work the plumbing well enough to get that "star power" feeling. But I digress.
Yeah, I was up before the sun as well. No fun!
Hehe, the best feeling
Yea, I couldn't get my brain to cooperate with my body's need to sleep.
At least if I'm getting up that early it should be for something fun ><
I agree! Like being the first in line for a WiiU and Colonial Marines....
Or dirty sex. Dirty sex works too.
Exactly! Flipping over active brain.
On another note I think as an additional thank you to my painter friends I'm going to get a photo book made for them of the room from the pics I've taken and will take until the room is done.

Bonus round: Take a picture of you climbing a pole reaching up for the finish line flag.
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Only one kind of pole I want to be climbing and I don't really think they'd appreciate a pic of that![]()
Daaaaang.
Well, they must not be hetero males, then.
Because I think it'd be pretty great.
It's a couple, one male and one femaleboth friends of mine.
If it was two hetero guys I could get away with paying in certain favors instead of cash lol.


*hopeful*Trading sex for work, eh? Well, that's just wrong!
...Did I mention I can fix cars, carpentry, and plumbing?*hopeful*
Of course there's something very hot and special about marks than last for weeks thoughOoooh, I agree!
And a quite unique offer, that I doubt too many people in this thread can out-do me onHmm that is a tempting offer as well..![]()
We would appreciate those pictures thoughOnly one kind of pole I want to be climbing and I don't really think they'd appreciate a pic of that![]()
And a quite unique offer, that I doubt too many people in this thread can out-do me on![]()
We would appreciate those pictures though![]()
Plumbing! Omg, so the irony of getting a fictional plumber muralled on my wall while one of my toilets is busted is not lost on me ><
The arm that holds up the floaty ball thing broke and the whole contraption needs to be replaced.
no fetish wear here but you can borrow some of my video games![]()
I know how to fix those.
The new cylinder kind is about all you'll find at big hardware stores, but they work well enough.