Nerd Hook Up Thread

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Sounds like a plan! :cattail:

1. Passed a job interview test of "fixing" a broken computer quick enough they though I gave up after just a few minutes.
2. Knows the difference between a dip switch and a jumper
3. Enjoys intelligent conversation; I'm quite attracted to brains opposed to beauty (and no, I am not a zombie for all the zombie fetishes out there)
4. I enjoy witty, silly pictures/posters that no one else seems to get
5. I write well and am well-spoken
6. Coffee and Mountain Dew are not beverages but magic elixirs and should be prepared and treated as such
7. I've fixed 486 50MHz machines and maxed them out to 8 MEGS of memory!!! (Windows 95 though ... forgive my sins, please)
8. Can tweak a desktop like no one's business and LOVE giving oral ... those two have nothing to do with each other, but wanted to keep it to the 7-8 limit lol
 
1. Passed a job interview test of "fixing" a broken computer quick enough they though I gave up after just a few minutes.
2. Knows the difference between a dip switch and a jumper
3. Enjoys intelligent conversation; I'm quite attracted to brains opposed to beauty (and no, I am not a zombie for all the zombie fetishes out there)
4. I enjoy witty, silly pictures/posters that no one else seems to get
5. I write well and am well-spoken
6. Coffee and Mountain Dew are not beverages but magic elixirs and should be prepared and treated as such
7. I've fixed 486 50MHz machines and maxed them out to 8 MEGS of memory!!! (Windows 95 though ... forgive my sins, please)
8. Can tweak a desktop like no one's business and LOVE giving oral ... those two have nothing to do with each other, but wanted to keep it to the 7-8 limit lol

Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here? ;)
 
Saw this thread listed as the most recent post for this folder, and thought, "I belong in this thread somewhere."

So here I am, proudly displaying my nerd heritage. :D
 
I'm taken but delighted to see this thread exists! I mean, unless one of you can overcome my gf's will save (A damn high one, if you ask me) with a mind-affecting spell.
 
1. Passed a job interview test of "fixing" a broken computer quick enough they though I gave up after just a few minutes.
2. Knows the difference between a dip switch and a jumper
3. Enjoys intelligent conversation; I'm quite attracted to brains opposed to beauty (and no, I am not a zombie for all the zombie fetishes out there)
4. I enjoy witty, silly pictures/posters that no one else seems to get
5. I write well and am well-spoken
6. Coffee and Mountain Dew are not beverages but magic elixirs and should be prepared and treated as such
7. I've fixed 486 50MHz machines and maxed them out to 8 MEGS of memory!!! (Windows 95 though ... forgive my sins, please)
8. Can tweak a desktop like no one's business and LOVE giving oral ... those two have nothing to do with each other, but wanted to keep it to the 7-8 limit lol

That is a very impressive list of qualifications, but I have to disagree with you on number 8, those two are certainly related. After all if a guy is gonna be under my desk tweaking my PC I take it as a challenge to his multitasking ability to be able to love giving me oral at the same time ;)
 
Saw this thread listed as the most recent post for this folder, and thought, "I belong in this thread somewhere."

So here I am, proudly displaying my nerd heritage. :D

The more the merrier!
(That's what she said, before she got gang-banged)(wow, my humour sucks today)
 
Saw this thread listed as the most recent post for this folder, and thought, "I belong in this thread somewhere."

So here I am, proudly displaying my nerd heritage. :D

Welcome! Please feel free to select any open cubicle and display away :)
 
I'll probably get killed for this but am I the only one who was more into Sonic than Mario?

I liked Sonic too, used to watch the cartoons, just like I used to watch the live action Mario Show.

But Mario and the NES were my first, you never forget your first :rose::heart::kiss:
 
I think so. :D But hey, different strokes!
Wow, I manage to feel like the outsider in a nerd-thread. Never thought that'd happen :D
I liked Sonic too, used to watch the cartoons, just like I used to watch the live action Mario Show.

But Mario and the NES were my first, you never forget your first :rose::heart::kiss:
Sonic was the first geeky love of my life :heart: Not that Mario isn't cool, Sonic is just ... Sonic
I am with you on that. I loved Sonic...mainly because I had a Sega at home and not a Nintendo :)
Me too. I grew up with a Sega, NES was just something I played at my friends houses
 
I guess it must just be me who's hot then :D
(And a little arrogant too)

No, the heat we share is mutual ... or at least I would like it to be.

That is a very impressive list of qualifications, but I have to disagree with you on number 8, those two are certainly related. After all if a guy is gonna be under my desk tweaking my PC I take it as a challenge to his multitasking ability to be able to love giving me oral at the same time ;)

You buy the memory upgrade for your laptop and suitable chair, I'll bring my tools and a timer.
 
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