Nerd Hook Up Thread

[malstroem]

I'm hungry

Eat me then?

 

[Papa_Cali]

I'm hungry

ME toooo! I have a taste for some chicken breast for some reason.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Eat me then?

Ooooh goody, now where to start? I think may also need real food too

 

[malstroem]

ME toooo! I have a taste for some chicken breast for some reason.

I think that leaves mine out size-wise...

 

[malstroem]

Ooooh goody, now where to start? I think may also need real food too

Real food is for n00bs

 

[Papa_Cali]

Real food is for n00bs

I can run out for some strawberries and whipped cream

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Real food is for n00bs

Please, real food is for L337!

 

[malstroem]

I can run out for some strawberries and whipped cream

Easily

Please, real food is for L337!

Will you cook me dinner too then?

 

[Papa_Cali]

Will you cook me dinner too then?

Its only fair.

 

[malstroem]

Its only fair.

People should in general always cook for me as well as themselves

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Easily

Will you cook me dinner too then?

Hmmm, ok, but only cause you're hot

 

[malstroem]

Hmmm, ok, but only cause you're hot

I always suspected that was the only reason why you liked me

 

[Papa_Cali]

I still have the strawberries. Can I come too. *puppy dog eyes*

http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/2137.jpg

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I always suspected that was the only reason why you liked me

and because you're geeky

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

And who could forget your tremendous titties!

Your breast alliteration skills need work

 

[Papa_Cali]

Your breast alliteration skills need work

I need some practice! Someone flash me for inspiration!

 

[Biggnthick]

Nerdcore!

Speaking of nerdy music, I love Nerdcore stuff like Mc Frontalot or Mc Chris. Mc Hawkings is awesome too... As far as why they all insist on being "MC" I have no idea haha. Minibosses are freaking awesome as well.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

I need some practice! Someone flash me for inspiration!

You should know that I was going to use a Star Wars quote to turn it into a funnier joke, but if you hadn't got it it would seem really mean and ageist.

 

[malstroem]

and because you're geeky

I'm just perfect, eh?

 

[Biggnthick]

Alliteration

Carnage's Tremendous Titties Totally Tittilate the Town!

 

[Papa_Cali]

You should know that I was going to use a Star Wars quote to turn it into a funnier joke, but if you hadn't got it it would seem really mean and ageist.

You should have. If I can't get a Star Wars quote, I don't belong in this here joint.

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Carnage's Tremendous Titties Totally Tittilate the Town!

Quite good.

 

[Papa_Cali]

Carnage's Tremendous Titties Totally Tittilate the Town!

show off

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I'm just perfect, eh?

Not quite, for starters, you're too far away

 

[Biggnthick]

Lol

Gotta admit, those things are like a muse