Nerd Hook Up Thread

[PenIsMightier1]

Glad your feeling better but sorry about the sleep. I was really grateful for the vicodin after my surgery



Hellos and OMG! Soooooo looking forward to Tron!

Lucky bitch I only got paracetamol














Tron!

 

[malstroem]

*Waves to everybody before walking to Pen and wrapping my arms tightly around her*
Hi Miss *Kissing her soft lips*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Waves to everybody before walking to Pen and wrapping my arms tightly around her*
Hi Miss *Kissing her soft lips*

*Returns the kiss, smiling happily* Hello my pet, I've been pining for you how was your day?

 

[malstroem]

You get a much better range of motion when you reach across. When going on the same side, your forearms natural up-down motion is at an awkward 45 degree angle to the body, and you're really limited to using your wrist. However, when you reach across to the far side the natural up-down motion of your forearm is parallel to your body.

EDIT: To make a relevant pop culture reference, it's kind of like in Boondock Saints when Agent Smecker is looking at the corpse of the mob boss in the hotel. The extreme angles told him it wasn't one shooter, because you'd have to cock your elbows out awkwardly, which is essentially the same thing you'd need to do to play with yourself on the same side of your body.

<3 Boondock Saints

I'm sure I've managed to think about math during sex before .

Meh. I've only managed to think about movies and stuff, not math.

I've thought about Math during sex... granted I was doing it on purpose... I was counting out the Fibonaci sequence to distract myself from how bad it was...

If it was because you had an awesome brian you couldn't shut off, I'd think it was kinda cool in a very fucked up way. But that's just sad

 

[malstroem]

*Returns the kiss, smiling happily* Hello my pet, I've been pining for you how was your day?

It was good, Miss. And yours? The foot isn't too bad today?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

It was good, Miss. And yours? The foot isn't too bad today?

It's feeling much better thank you *kisses you again, running my fingers through your hair*

 

[malstroem]

It's feeling much better thank you *kisses you again, running my fingers through your hair*

*Relaxes at your touch as I slowly let my fingers explore your back, pulling you closer to me*
I'm glad to hear it, Miss. How was your day?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Relaxes at your touch as I slowly let my fingers explore your back, pulling you closer to me*
I'm glad to hear it, Miss. How was your day?

*Moves my hands down, kneading at your back gently, smiling at you relaxing*

Boring, I've only been able to lie in bed, play dawn of war 2 and read erotica

 

[malstroem]

*Moves my hands down, kneading at your back gently, smiling at you relaxing*

Boring, I've only been able to lie in bed, play dawn of war 2 and read erotica

Somehow I'd think you'd find ways to enjoy your time in bed, Miss

*Kissing your lovely smile. I move my hand down your side and along your thigh*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Somehow I'd think you'd find ways to enjoy your time in bed, Miss

*Kissing your lovely smile. I move my hand down your side and along your thigh*

*Sighs softly, closing my eyes to your touch, pressing close to you*

I did, played games and read erotica, but masturbating is sooo much more fun when I have you turning me on

 

[CarnageSIS]

*sets up camera then goes back to work*

 

[CarnageSIS]

... but masturbating is sooo much more fun when I have you turning me on

Totally agree with this, much more fun with a pet around to play with

 

[malstroem]

*Sighs softly, closing my eyes to your touch, pressing close to you*

I did, played games and read erotica, but masturbating is sooo much more fun when I have you turning me on

*I beath heavily at the feeling of your warm body pressed against mine as I feasting on your beautiful lips*

I take it you really missed me then, Miss?

 

[malstroem]

*sets up camera then goes back to work*

You're really wonderful at that, always ready when we need you, even before we think about it

Totally agree with this, much more fun with a pet around to play with

If you ever need an online male pet, I'm sure I know a few who'd love to worship you

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Totally agree with this, much more fun with a pet around to play with

I knew it wasn't just me

*I beath heavily at the feeling of your warm body pressed against mine as I feasting on your beautiful lips*

I take it you really missed me then, Miss?

*I slip my tongue delicately between your lips, massaging your back before running my hands down and caressing your butt*

Is it obvious my pet?

 

[PenIsMightier1]

You're really wonderful at that, always ready when we need you, even before we think about it

If you ever need an online male pet, I'm sure I know a few who'd love to worship you

I think the highlight of the day is when we get together

 

[malstroem]

*I slip my tongue delicately between your lips, massaging your back before running my hands down and caressing your butt*

Is it obvious my pet?

Yes Miss

*I move my hands to your hair, loving the soft feeling as our tongues are dancing*

I think the highlight of the day is when we get together

... and yet she still thinks she's straight

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Yes Miss

*I move my hands to your hair, loving the soft feeling as our tongues are dancing*

... and yet she still thinks she's straight

You love that I missed you

*Runs my tongue over your teeth, back to massaging your tongue with mine, running my hands up your sides, cupping your breasts*

I know, but don't worry my pet, we'll get her to see sense eventually

 

[malstroem]

You love that I missed you

*Runs my tongue over your teeth, back to massaging your tongue with mine, running my hands up your sides, cupping your breasts*

I know, but don't worry my pet, we'll get her to see sense eventually

*Letting go of your devine lips to kiss your nipples*

She's just foolish for denying herself the pleasure, Miss.

 

[CarnageSIS]

You're really wonderful at that, always ready when we need you, even before we think about it

If you ever need an online male pet, I'm sure I know a few who'd love to worship you

lol Gotta be prepared, slack off and next thing ya know 3 pages go by

If things quiet down I may just take you up on that

 

[malstroem]

lol Gotta be prepared, slack off and next thing ya know 3 pages go by

If things quiet down I may just take you up on that

... Either that or we start to discuss you instead

Well, let me know if you do. And include desired age, location, IQ level, ...

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*Letting go of your devine lips to kiss your nipples*

She's just foolish for denying herself the pleasure, Miss.

*Licks my lips and gasps softly, pressing against you, grinding my hips against yours, running my fingernails over your breasts*

 

[malstroem]

*Licks my lips and gasps softly, pressing against you, grinding my hips against yours, running my fingernails over your breasts*

*I nibble on your nipple as my fingers quickly find the other one*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*I nibble on your nipple as my fingers quickly find the other one*

*gasps louder, my mouth a wide smile of pleasure as I pinch your nipples playfully*

 

[CarnageSIS]

... Either that or we start to discuss you instead

Well, let me know if you do. And include desired age, location, IQ level, ...

Yes I noticed, but trying to gloss it over
The afternoon is a slow time for me, guys are all at work, no e-mail, no PMs, etc.

Haha, got it, stats will be included