Nerd Hook Up Thread

[rhyst_hatchyk]

What a cold, tired, miserable evening. Hello everyone!

 

[CarnageSIS]

What a cold, tired, miserable evening. Hello everyone!

Aww the sad life of a crack dealer


Good Morning All!

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Aww the sad life of a crack dealer


Good Morning All!

Yes, I deal in cracks. Like cleavage! *dives in*

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

This junk mail amuses me, sent from "faatina.baby001@gmail.com":

My Dearest Friend,

How are you today,i hope fine?I am a female student from University of
Burkina-Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 22 yrs old. I will love to have a long-term
relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a
solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this
transaction. Well, my father died earlier 1 year ago and left I and my junior
brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen
years before his death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can
take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my late
mother is also late two years ago before the death of my Late father.

He left the sum of (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand united state dollars
($12.5mUSD) in a Bank. This money was annually paid into my late fathers account
from Gold Exploring companies operating in our locality for the compensation of
youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I
will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred
will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were
planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture
in the town.Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from
the Bank of Africa to your bank account after which i come over to meet with
you. and I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest
this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 40% of the total amount to you if you help us in this
transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling
this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.
Please if you are interested to help me, then get back to me urgent so that I
will give you more details including my picturs.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Faatina Tozu.

This is my home address,From Burkina Faso in West Africa.Home Address: Rue 54
ave. LOUDIN.

 

[Papa_Cali]

Yes, I deal in cracks. Like cleavage! *dives in*

Good answer! I think all of us guys are addicted to a little (or a lot of) cleav!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

This junk mail amuses me, sent from "faatina.baby001@gmail.com":

My Dearest Friend,

How are you today,i hope fine?I am a female student from University of
Burkina-Faso, Ouagadougou. I am 22 yrs old. I will love to have a long-term
relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a
solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this
transaction. Well, my father died earlier 1 year ago and left I and my junior
brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen
years before his death.I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can
take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my late
mother is also late two years ago before the death of my Late father.

He left the sum of (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand united state dollars
($12.5mUSD) in a Bank. This money was annually paid into my late fathers account
from Gold Exploring companies operating in our locality for the compensation of
youth and community development in our jurisdiction. I don't know how and what I
will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred
will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were
planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture
in the town.Now, I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from
the Bank of Africa to your bank account after which i come over to meet with
you. and I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest
this money wisely.

I am ready to pay 40% of the total amount to you if you help us in this
transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling
this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.
Please if you are interested to help me, then get back to me urgent so that I
will give you more details including my picturs.

Yours sincerely,

Princess Faatina Tozu.

This is my home address,From Burkina Faso in West Africa.Home Address: Rue 54
ave. LOUDIN.

Seems perfectly honest and legitimate to me

 

[rhyst_hatchyk]

Seems perfectly honest and legitimate to me

As legitimate as you going for men, maybe. lol.

 

[Papa_Cali]

Seems perfectly honest and legitimate to me

I should start up one of the schem.... I mean campaigns for myself. I need to put myself through college, and my hands and feet we cut off but an evil dictator, and your donation will help me not only get a surgery to restore my vision, but also pay for my baby! So c'mon! Give me you bank account number and pin, please. Don't be a dick!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

As legitimate as you going for men, maybe. lol.

And the same people who say we're the 1 millionth visitor to a website

I should start up one of the schem.... I mean campaigns for myself. I need to put myself through college, and my hands and feet we cut off but an evil dictator, and your donation will help me not only get a surgery to restore my vision, but also pay for my baby! So c'mon! Give me you bank account number and pin, please. Don't be a dick!

You forgot to add that you add that your mother has multipathoneurocancerphylangikockis disease.

 

[Papa_Cali]

You forgot to add that you add that your mother has multipathoneurocancerphylangikockis disease.

I thought that was a given?

So, in the UK and in Canada, do you guys have that commercial with the angry bearded guy who puts you on a massive guilt trip because you won't donate 80¢ a day to feed a little child in some third world country. He makes me feel terrible every time the commercial comes on. I have adopted 26 kids already and am sending them all of my coffee money. *sad face*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

I thought that was a given?

So, in the UK and in Canada, do you guys have that commercial with the angry bearded guy who puts you on a massive guilt trip because you won't donate 80¢ a day to feed a little child in some third world country. He makes me feel terrible every time the commercial comes on. I have adopted 26 kids already and am sending them all of my coffee money. *sad face*

80c a day, you're getting ripped off, our starving African kids only cost £2 a month

 

[Papa_Cali]

80c a day, you're getting ripped off, our starving African kids only cost £2 a month

That bearded jerk! He's taking my coffee away!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

That bearded jerk! He's taking my coffee away!

And that truly is the real crime here

 

[Papa_Cali]

And that truly is the real crime here

Aw, Pen, it is a crime as well, in my own heart. *raises cup of black java to you* CHEERS!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Aw, Pen, it is a crime as well, in my own heart. *raises cup of black java to you* CHEERS!

I would toast to that, but I don't drink coffee *drinks my tea*

 

[Papa_Cali]

I would toast to that, but I don't drink coffee *drinks my tea*

same thing.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

same thing.

Although I do still love the smell of coffee

 

[CarnageSIS]

My fav commercials are the ones with multi-million dollar Hollywood stars telling me about a cause and asking me to donate. Really? How about you donate your next paycheck from that next movie you do and I'll feed myself tomorrow.

 

[okayterrific]

Although I do still love the smell of coffee

i like the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[Papa_Cali]

i like the smell of napalm in the morning

hmmm..... does napalm smell like waffles? Because then I would LOVE the smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[malstroem]

*Waves*
Have a great day/night people, I'm off to fake learning something about law

 

[CarnageSIS]

Good Morning all! Freakin cold here >< and we supposedly have snow coming this weekend. *sigh*

 

[PenIsMightier1]

It's absolutely freezing over here too, but no snow

 

[Papa_Cali]

It is all toasty up here! Warm and bright, wearing shorts and no top today. (in my hotel room. It is really 10º outside.)

 

[Rosemaryythyme]

Hello nerds

Heyy is anyone super into music-like computer software? I just used logic express today when doing a voice over with a "blue" microphone, for the first time.
It was pretty sweet and easy to use...


I just hate hearing myself talk.... lmao