Neighborhood Cigar Lounge

NeighborLady

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I thought the Playground could use a nice Cigar Lounge. So I am opening this one. This will be a relaxed and relaxing place to discuss cigars, sports, entertainment, sex, or anything else on you mind.

As you enter the building you find our Customer Service Area, complete with all the cigar accessories you will ever need. There are four large, overstuffed leather chairs for those who prefer to sit out front and chat.

Just behind the Cusomer Service Area is our fully stocked walk-in humidor. Any cigar you desire is in stock. When you select a cigar, please tell us something about it, why you enjoy that particular smoke.

Just acrosss the hall way from the Humidor is our fully stocked wet bar. We have your beverage of choice while smoking, readily available. Everything from Single Malt Scotch to Coffee to Wine to Beer to Soft Drinks. All brands. Again, please share your choice and the reason.

To the rear of the premises is the Lounge. Featuring a Wide Screen Plasma TV, perfect for watching sports, classic movies, or porn. There are three large comfortable leather sofas surrounding the TV, with three antique hardwood coffee tables covered with, ashtrays, boxes of wooden matches, and various magazines. The other end of the room has a large Professional quality poker table and two decks of Casion Quality Bee playing cards.

The premises is nicely decorated with pictures of cigar smoking celebrities - Fank Sinatra, William Shatner, Red Auerbach, Marilyn Monroe, Drew Barrymore, Sheryl Crow, and many others. There are Persian rugs on the hardwood floors.

Suffice to say, no expense has been pared to creat a Cigar-Smoker's dream Lounge. I hope you all enjoy it.

I have taken up cigar smoking just recently and enjoy it. I figured if Drew, Sheryl, and Raquel Welch could do it, so could I.

A feature of the Lounge will be a weekly FREE cigar. This week's feature is the Isal del Sol Churchill. Hand crafted and blended in the Drew Estate factory in Nicaragua. This delightfu cigar marries great mild and medium bodied Nicaraguan tobaccos. Throughout the extended aging process of these tobaccos a gentle infusion of mocha coffee is introduced. The result is a very traditional cigar blend with an initial hint of sweetness and a mild aroma of dark espresso . This cigar is great value for the money, at only $3.00 a stick. If you appreciate wonderful mild easy smoking cigars, this is a must smoke stogie.

So have an Isla del Sol, sit back and relax. The Neighborhood Cigar Lounge is now Open for business.
 
Bump

I can't believe there is NO interest in a Cigar Bar.

If I don't get a few "Customers" I'll be out of business in no time.
 
I have installed a superb sound system with a Random Play CD Player.

Current CDs:
Eric Clapton - Complete Clapton - Both Discs
Steve Earle - Washington Square Serenade
Bruce Springsteen - Magic
Dianna Krall - The Very Best of...
Eagles - Long Walk Out of Eden - Both Discs

The Best of Current Releases.

I have a wide variety of Rock, Folk, Blues, Jazz, Bluegrass, Country. Or you may bring your own music.
 
Well, NeighborLady. I would love to join you. The music selection looks great, love the wet bar and would love to light up a great cigar. Of cours, you know what else people certain people with cigars, hehehehe. ;)
 
lovin69 said:
Well, NeighborLady. I would love to join you. The music selection looks great, love the wet bar and would love to light up a great cigar. Of cours, you know what else people certain people with cigars, hehehehe. ;)



I have a "special" room for that sort of activity downstairs, just past the storage room. But don't tell anyone. They might drag me down there for all sorts of ... sex!
 
NeighborLady said:
I have a "special" room for that sort of activity downstairs, just past the storage room. But don't tell anyone. They might drag me down there for all sorts of ... sex!
Well we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we? Now, I just need to sneak down there and find it. :devil:
 
thank you for the invite....i would love to join in ..


the cigar for me....Partagas Serie S Esplindido....short torpedo cigar 5 " long fat 44 gauge that tapers down for a nicely even smoke....rich and full with just a hint of sweetness that allow for a savor 30 minute smoke...i like this because it doesn't have to occupy too much time...it allows me to move onto other things that I would like to attend too, such as beautiful, intellectual, stimulating women that might be in my presence....worthy of investing myself into..

drink of choice...a serving Chimay Blue Label....a fine sipping ale..full of flavor...smooth...strong and worth savoring..

I appreciate the dark wood tones of your club...comfortable..and the scenary is pleasing to the eye..and the fine leather smoking chairs...absorb the heat with me...allowing me to be a part of the environment which you create, my lady......care to join me?
 
lovin69 said:
Well we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we? Now, I just need to sneak down there and find it. :devil:


Feel free. It's just past the locked door marked, "Storage".

Hope you aren't shocked by the matress on the floor, the ropes and chains, or my toys that are lying about.
 
me oscar said:
thank you for the invite....i would love to join in ..


the cigar for me....Partagas Serie S Esplindido....short torpedo cigar 5 " long fat 44 gauge that tapers down for a nicely even smoke....rich and full with just a hint of sweetness that allow for a savor 30 minute smoke...i like this because it doesn't have to occupy too much time...it allows me to move onto other things that I would like to attend too, such as beautiful, intellectual, stimulating women that might be in my presence....worthy of investing myself into..

drink of choice...a serving Chimay Blue Label....a fine sipping ale..full of flavor...smooth...strong and worth savoring..

I appreciate the dark wood tones of your club...comfortable..and the scenary is pleasing to the eye..and the fine leather smoking chairs...absorb the heat with me...allowing me to be a part of the environment which you create, my lady......care to join me?


That Partagas is far too strong a smoke for me. But I know many men that do enjoy it.

I'd be glad to join you in the lounge. I'll have my Isla del Sol and a cup of coffee.

Would you care to watch anything on the TV? Or we could just sit and chat.
 
NeighborLady said:
Feel free. It's just past the locked door marked, "Storage".

Hope you aren't shocked by the matress on the floor, the ropes and chains, or my toys that are lying about.
Not too much shocks me. Hope to see you there sometime. Wouldn't want your toys to go to waste. I'm just a little kid at heart. Love toys. ;)
 
NeighborLady said:
That Partagas is far too strong a smoke for me. But I know many men that do enjoy it.

I'd be glad to join you in the lounge. I'll have my Isla del Sol and a cup of coffee.

Would you care to watch anything on the TV? Or we could just sit and chat.


I would rather sit and share with you, darling.....
 
lovin69 said:
Not too much shocks me. Hope to see you there sometime. Wouldn't want your toys to go to waste. I'm just a little kid at heart. Love toys. ;)


I've been spending a good deal of time down there. Business has been slow. Perhaps we'll have a party there some time.
 
me oscar said:
I would rather sit and share with you, darling.....



I enjoy sharing.

Is there anything you need? I try to be a very good hostess. I want to make sure the customers have a pleasnt experience here.
 
NeighborLady said:
I enjoy sharing.

Is there anything you need? I try to be a very good hostess. I want to make sure the customers have a pleasnt experience here.


I need for you to move over and sit on my lap...so I can smell the fragrance of you, while you lean in whispering the five things that you appreciate in a man like me...while my eyes take in the beauty of you..
 
me oscar said:
I need for you to move over and sit on my lap...so I can smell the fragrance of you, while you lean in whispering the five things that you appreciate in a man like me...while my eyes take in the beauty of you..

Well....
I do wnat my customers to be satisfied.

whispering:
1. Your strength.
2. Your commanding presence.
3. Your appreciation for the finer things in life - a good cigar, tasteful interior decoration, a sensual woman.
4. Your continued patronage to my new business venture.
5. This bulge I feel as I sit on you lap.
 
NeighborLady said:
I've been spending a good deal of time down there. Business has been slow. Perhaps we'll have a party there some time.
I would love to do just that. What if we pick out something nice from the wet bar, snuggle up and see what happens?
 
lovin69 said:
I would love to do just that. What if we pick out something nice from the wet bar, snuggle up and see what happens?


Help yourself to the bar.

I'm a little busy...snuggling with oscar at the moment.
 
NeighborLady said:
Well....
I do wnat my customers to be satisfied.

whispering:
1. Your strength.
2. Your commanding presence.
3. Your appreciation for the finer things in life - a good cigar, tasteful interior decoration, a sensual woman.
4. Your continued patronage to my new business venture.
5. This bulge I feel as I sit on you lap.


such attention to me as you customer will keep me cumming back again and again...a worthwhile investment I do think...

this my dear, is what you stir up....
 
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me oscar said:
such attention to me as you customer will keep me cumming back again and again...a worthwhile investment I do think...

this my dear, is what you stir up....


OH MY!!

That is quite a cigar you have there.
 
Oscar, dear, I must take care of the other customers.

But I'll be back to continue our "discussion".
 
NeighborLady said:
Oscar, dear, I must take care of the other customers.

But I'll be back to continue our "discussion".


Do as you need to..wihtout a successful business...the opportunity to enjoy would not exist..

I will be looking forward to you making the rounds back to me...to take your seat on my lap and catch up.... :rose:
 
Pink_Floyd420 said:
I'll have a Crown and Coke and a Isla del Sol.


Welcome.

Here's your drink and cigar. A fine choice for your smoke. Hope you enjoy it.

Relax and enjoy your visit.

If there is anything you need, just let me know.
 
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