Negative campaigns are hilariuos...

[Shaq]

"{Insert candidates name} worships the devil. On November 6, don't let Satan have a seat in your senate."

 

[Cerberus666]

He can't have a seat in the senate, he already runs the country.

 

[Shaq]

He can't have a seat in the senate, he already runs the country.

Keep that up and Dems will want you to pitch some ads in 04...

 

[Cerberus666]

They're no angels themselves. I hate government, we need some good ol' fashioned anarchy.