turtledove
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I'll cme to your island Sweetie....and I'll bring along the BBQ & Margaritas!!

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I'll cme to your island Sweetie....and I'll bring along the BBQ & Margaritas!!![]()

Works for me!
Hey guys, good morning. Well good morning for me. Good Afternoon to the rest of you. I find myself as usual, sitting here, dick in hand, doing nothing, feeling horny and bored when I should be getting ready for work.



Leave it to me to scare everyone off.![]()

*Slips in with 12 large pizza's for Needful and his friends* Sorry the beer is the cheap kind. It goes best with pizza....

*Hugs for all*
Why am I here?
I don't know. My now ex-girlfriend introduced me to the site years ago, but I didn't become active on it until recently and I've yet to regret it. I've discovered much about myself through interaction with others on this site. I can be as correct or as dirty as I want to be and no one will bat an eye. Here is my thanks for opening the door and letting me in. I've met some terrific people and I've learned from them and I can only hope I taught them something as well. But I wonder, if we knew each other out here, would we be friends like we are on this site? Would a dynamic created here carry over to reality? Interesting questions that have no answer at the moment.
/end thinking out loud.
Ahhh so my Rejects. What shall we do? Is there anything to do? Is there anyONE to do it with? Might there be a place to do it? I think I've lost all desire for sex.
You? No, never. Plenty of woman to get it on with, I'm just tired and not motivated to do the nasty right now.
*smiles softly* Thank you Daiziekins. *huggles gentle*