Need help here, folks!!!!

[Stormy]

Flowers, candy, perfume or club?

Hmmm....well, none of the above. Just don't forget the stethescope! LOL. Also, do you drive a truck? If so, the ob/gyn chair w/ stirrups would work quite nicely, I think. *wink*
As for as acquiring another crush....yes. I was kinda hoping it was you. He says he's from here in Literotica. How could it not be you? Nobody can get my ICQ w/out me giving it out! You sure you're not just screwing with me????/

 

[Rocky Springs]

Double posts!!! Are you pissed or what? Hell no, it isn't me and I haven't given your ICQ out to anyone. If I were screwing with you, believe me you would not have to ask. If that were the case then you would have to buckle up and enjoy the ride. *wink*

 

[Stormy]

oops!

Don't know how I double posted and no, I'm not pissed. Laffin, you wouldn't have to ask if I were. Well, now I wonder who the hell it is that's ICQing me. I put him on ignore...quite a vulgar little shit!
I always buckle up......when and where would we ride to?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Stormy, I would love to see you in a tight pair of jeans mounted on a stallion. There is nothing sexier than seeing a good-looking woman, packaged in a tight pair of jeans, mounted upon a beautiful horse. Afterwards, you could ride me, if you could hang on......
Well you asked....

 

[Stormy]

...if I could hang on????????

Darlin', I hang on quite nicely. Actually, my horse is trained to respond by my leg movements. Can you do the same, hmmm? May be you who needs to buckle up and enjoy the ride! Oh and when riding astride.....I don't need a saddle, do you?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Well, I have been trained in ways just like you have your horses. But... my ears are their ribs and your ...word.. is their carrot. No hun I don't need anything to hold me on...I can ride bare or not...just need to clinch on that cute ...of yours.... Question is do you know how to guide?

 

[Stormy]

Oh Yea!!!!

I'll be able to guide you...just pay close attention to my actions, sounds( and I don't mean words), and my eyes. You'll not miss one instruction, this I promise.....*wink*.

 

[Rocky Springs]

pay close attention to my actions, sounds( and I don't mean words), and my eyes.

My, my, my...you have seen my pic. I don't have eyes in the top of my head..lol Believe me I am a good follower, Stormy. My learning curve can be quite steep when given a good teacher. You just show me where all of your buttons are and I will make sure they get pushed. You game?

 

[Stormy]

Good, good.......

....Cause my instruction curve can be quiet intriguing.
As for buttons...some can be really tricky. Gotta just take a chance to see which does what. Of course also, some buttons don't necessarily need to be pushed. They can be pulled, twisted, etc. Really a "get a feel for it" type of situation. Do it once and you got it, know what I mean?
Pertaining to the "not having eyes in the top of your head" remark. That goes both ways baby....but, that's where the sounds and actions come into play. Yes, I most certainly am game. You wanna explain the...if any... rules?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Something makes me think that you don't do well with rules. Hey neither do I.......Since there are now not rules, you still game?

 

[Stormy]

Of course I'm game!!!!!!! Hell yea!!!!!!

But then again you knew that, didn't you?

Rocky, I have a proposition for you....I think I've figured out your location. I have a trip I must take coming up this week-end and it's gonna take me about halfway between you and I,...if I'm correct about where you are. Now, my question is.....are you still game???

 

[Rocky Springs]

Stormy, You're chicken shit if you don't meet me halfway.....icq me, hun.

 

[Rocky Springs]

"Have you flown the coop?"

Hey hun. You've been mighty hushed this afternoon. Are you planning or what?

 

[Stormy]

Hushed?????........

.....LMAO! I'm never hushed. But, I am making plans. Check your email for directions on the route I'm taking. Guess, it's now....as they say, " do or die". It'll be a heavenly death, this I promise...*wink*.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Stormy, 'Do' is my middle name as they say and if the rendezvous kills me then I am sure that the mortician could not be able to pry the smile off my face. Sure that you can ride this thing bareback or do you need to wear a training saddle?

 

[Stormy]

I'm here.......

.......I'm here hun, go to MSN>

 

[Rocky Springs]

Waiting to saddle up?

What's wrong Stormy? You trying to find a saddle that can hold ya?

 

[Stormy]

A saddle that'll hold me???

I'm not a lard ass as you well know. I'm trying to find one with good craftmanship that'll weather "Stormy".....*wink*.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Hey hun... What type of craftsmanship are you looking for? So many things come to mind. The hold of a good leather can be one of the most sensuous feelings there is. So what type of leather do you prefer?

 

[Stormy]

what kind of leather do I prefer?

whatever kind you wear!

 

[Rocky Springs]

Leather on hand....

Oh hun... a good 1/8th" leather tight on the stomach then wrapped around the rear positioned wrist. That will do for a start.

 

[Stormy]

?????

Can't visualize that one, hun. Guess you'll have to show me. Sorry I got off so abruptly last night....had a terrible day yesterday, my temper flared bigtime and I was just plain exhausted.
Hey, what's the deal for Saturday? I must admit that I'm really nervous about possibly meeting you. For the record, I'm a bad ass bitch that carries a 38 and have a better aim than Annie Oakley! LOL. Laffin, but it's still true.
Actually I was just thinkin that we'd meet somewhere publicly for lunch. We'll see where it goes from there. Sound OK?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Chill hun...***** is grand...

Sorry to hear about your bad day. I guess we all have them from time to time. You're correct about the meeting at a public place. It is easier to run if necessary...lol Will you be packing? Remember, the Wild West show is not just a claim of yours alone. I suppose we both might have an opportunity to check the others' pieces out if we're lucky. I really look forward to our rendezvous, just hope it doesn’t rain. What your game for when it comes to dessert?

 

[Stormy]

Can't wait to check out your piece, hun........

....the barrell, the power, the weight. Is it a true aim? Does it have a recoil? How many rounds can it hold? How long does it take to discharge? Mine's Italian made and will fit your hand quite nicely.
Mentioning rain.....there's only two things that rainy weather is good for. That may just be the time to speak more about dessert also...
Details on directions are in your email.

 

[Rocky Springs]

My, my, my....

Again, you have not ceased to amaze me.(smiling) Where did you get such knowledge of guns? or shall I say pieces? LOL. To answer your questions:

1. The aim is as true as they cum.
2. Only recoils when the target is undesirable.
3. Discharge is unpredictable. Sometimes it goes off w/no
warning whatsoever. Other times I have to work with it
for hours to get it to fire.
4. The barrell is hard,(as steel always is, LOL) and will
fit your hand as well as your Italian made piece will
fit mine.
5. No shortage of power for sure, but it is an an area that
concerns me. After seeing your body and checking out
your build, it just may be too powerful for you to
handle.


Has all of your curiosity been satisfied, my dear? If not, come on with it....let's get the talk over with right here so we can go on to other things over lunch...........