Need help here, folks!!!!

Actually, it's warm in my, err.., oops, that region year round. Down right hot here now.......
 
Oh, really. If I were to visit your resort region, what SPF would I need? Also, I have heard that during this time of year all of the sap is rising....is that true?
 
As for SPF's.....50+, definitely. Now about the sap rising thing....don't know about that but my body temp. surely is...
If you've been trying to get my attention, you did. And now that you have it, what on earth will you do with it?
 
Your attention....what to do?...mmmmm.....what does one do when so many ideas have come to mind....well..I would start by taking your attention and pleasing it from head to toe with a long detour when I reach your most humid regions. A BIG *wink* on that one. By the way, do you have any preferences that I should be aware of?
 
Damn! And this region is getting very high humidity here.
Preferences? Hmmm.....yes, I do. But, I think I've said enough for tonight. Let me think on that one and for once not let my mouth overload my ass, lol. Besides, I do have a crush on another, remember? That being said, you may just help me be able to stick to my oath: not to disclose the crush to the crush. You seem to keep my mind occupied on here. So, thank you for that. Gotta make like a baby and head out. Good night and sweet dreams.
 
Sorry for the interuption and all, but did we ever figure out who you used to be Rocky?
 
I think the best way to attract a girl's attention is by going to a porn site and flirting with all the hot, easy babes.

Yep, I'm certain it will work for me someday.
 
preferences.......

Well, been thinking, hun. I guess I prefer being wined and dined.....pretty simple, huh? Nature will take it's course from there...by the way, it's turned cold here, got any suggestions on how to keep warm?
 
LOL

Never said:
I think the best way to attract a girl's attention is by going to a porn site and flirting with all the hot, easy babes.

Yep, I'm certain it will work for me someday.


Keep working on it hon.
 
Nicole said:
Sorry for the interuption and all, but did we ever figure out who you used to be Rocky?

I am so sorry that I cannot reveal my old identity but there still exists the FA thing lurking out there. I will say that it is good to see that you all are still here. I must add one thing. Stormy figured it out. She was quick on the draw.

Stormy, I read your response on 'a beginners question' thread and am quite intrigued. It must be a very lucky man to whom you show so much affection. After seeing your pic....I now appreciate the mystery of what's beneath the clothes.....sorry, Never. Porn is out for a while. Question is when you are wined and dined, what do you usually like for dessert?


[Edited by Rocky Springs on 01-11-2001 at 07:16 PM]
 
What do I like for dessert?

strawberries......you choose the topping.......*wink*
 
Originally posted by Rocky Springs: Hey Stormy! Are you out there?


Rocky, if you were to ask a few of my friends, they'd tell you that....yes, I'm waayyyy out there! lol. Exactly where is it that you want me to be, hun?
As for me being the topping on the strawberries.....what would be the topping on me???
 
LOL, guess I opened the door for that one, huh? ( yarite! like I didn't know what you would reply *wink*) But, after that, shall we say..err...ummm....candid photo you sent me, I think you might top me just fine......lol.
 
My Dear Stormy,

The things you stir in me! You flatter me to my toes,(and half way back up!) I just had that pic taken after I recieved yours. Glad you liked it, although it can't top the one you sent of the belly ring........I just love diamonds!!!!!!!!
Now, serious here for a sec. You only reeply through the boards. I have your email address from the pics. You've only typed a few lines along with those pics and won't reply in email to my request for your ICQ #. You're peeking my interest with every thread yet remain so mysterious. Why won't you go one on one in convo w/me? Do I scare you?
There's much I want to know. Since I was a veteran on the bb before and had bad luck with a fatal attraction, you would think that I would find your callousness comfortable. Instead I find it appealing and refreshing. Are you playing hard to get or what??????? cause damn, if it ain't working!
 
scared???

Hun, nothing scares me except bad weather and that only scares me because I have no control over it. So no, you don't scare me.
Haven't meant to offend you by being evasive but, I have experienced a fatal attraction in another chat room also. It sucked! You trusted me enough in the email you sent to tell me who you were before. I won't betray that. I'm not a clingy person and besides, this shit ain't real anyway! This doesn't mean that I'm not up for meeting someone off the net in the distant future,( maybe you, maybe not.) Now, that being said....I am also flattered at your attention,knowing that you ran from another. (Especially after reading your profile and realizing that my name was in it.) Which leads me to believe that you were logging in as a guest before now and reading my posts...which are nothing to write home about. Actually, pretty boring shit! LOL
Anyway, the boards provide a certain amount of safety for me, which I'm sure you can relate to. So, for now, I guess you just gotta deal with getting to know me through here, sorry. (Kicking myself here, after peeking at that pic again!) So, Rocky, what do you want to know about me? All you gotta do is ask.........
 
Damn you're good, girl! Took my virginity without me ever knowing it. Was I good? LOL.

Now since you got my cherry--I think you owe me......

How about we start with some more information about" Stormy"????

Where are you from?
What do you do?
What are your hobbies?

I'm letting you off easy for now........smile.
 
I am good, hun, very good.........

....keep flattering me and keep my attention like you have been doing and you may just find out one day! *wink*
Now...the questions. If you'd done your research on me, as I know you have, you'd find all of those answers in my previous posts. But, for your sake, I'll answer here instead of making you go on a wild goose chase.
Where am I from? Darlin', I'm American by birth....Southern by the grace of God.
What do I do? Hmm...anything I want! Just kiddin', I am in Sales. Also taking classes in my spare time.
What are my hobbies? Playing head games with you, horseback riding, fitness, entertaining my 3 kids.
I feel that I need to add this: I am first and foremost a Christian. God has worked wonders in my life. If you are a non-believer, we have absolutely nothing in common! I am also a sinner and will be tomorrow, next week and next year. The bb spoke of this subject a while back and I realize that I am among many who realize that although, we are Christians, we are also human. Being on here doesn't make us bad people, nor does it make us heathens. Now, my actions make make me such, laffin, but not Literotica!
Sorry to get on a soapbox, I try to shoot straight from the hip. I expect the same in return. Now, how about you answering all the questions that I just did?
 
Hey, guess the cast got a nibble. Sounds like I snagged me strong one. Yes, I did do my research and sounds as if you did too. ;) Hell, did not take you long to figure out who I am or was. Well, I have never been a bullshitter (most times..lol) so let me address your last post line by line.
First, we do share the same nation of birth. I cannot say that I prefer to live anywhere else in the world. Second, most of you are considered Northerners to me.
Third, my hobbies…mmmm…. reading, writing (though if you read some of my posts you might question this one..lol), fishing (as you saw in the pic), computers and stuff like that, trying to shock people, and just chillin (it is a hobby if you are always running).
Now for the God thing. I am deeply religious though my associates at times try and push the organized religion thing on me.

Having covered the basics, share with me some of your turn ons and offs. Question here, do you still have that crush?
 
you didn't answer what you do .....

.....so, answer it! As for location....I'm somewhere in the tri-state area of Louisiana, Misissippi and Alabama. You gotta narrow your location down now too.
Turn ons and offs....hmmm.....well, B.O. is a major turn off. LOL. Seriously,(I was serious about the B.O.) a few things that turn me off: Know-it-alls, gossips, democrats, bullies, teen-agers w/ those God awful, baggy ass jeans!
Turn ons: Sincerity, kindness towards the less fortunate (I have a weakness for the under-dog), self confidence, Honesty, and last but, not least loyalty.
I realize that I'm being kinda vague here but, if you want more details.....say so.
 
Damn, if I don't have good luck! I'm somewhere in the tri-state area of Arkansas, Louisiana and Misissippi. Looks like fate made us neighbors, Stormy. At least you won't have far to drive when I finally coax you into meeting me..........A major turn off for me is not B.O. but hair. If I want to be with a hairy female, I would go back to Europe but God gave someone the brain power to invent razors and wax. I have many turn ons. I guess anything to do with the female body; butt, legs, breasts, and mmmmm. I must tell you that the loyalty thing does hit a chord with me…Glad to hear that there is another person out there who holds it in such high esteem. My problem is that I am loyal to a fault when it comes to my family, loves, and friends. Hey, what about the crush and when you gonna trust me w/ your icq #?
 
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