Need help here, folks!!!!

[Stormy]

You are shittin' me!

You are not that close! Damn, and what makes you think if we ever do meet that I'll be the one doing the driving??????? You gotta give me a hint on which state.....here's mine: The coast here is muddy, not clear and blue.
Now, again, if you read past threads of mine, you know that I definitely put the razor and wax to work. My crush will remain just that....he is available as a friend but, nothing else. Been down that road before and won't travel it again. I can't be responsible for anyone's heartache,(mine included).
You'll get my ICQ # when I trust you completely. Not in to having to change it again.( But, hell now I'm curious on where you're located....may be sooner than I think). Question: why won't you tell me what you do?......are you a pimp or a hitman. hm?

 

[Rocky Springs]

I must answer one of your last questions first, I let say deal or make my money dealing with the human (female) body and you will find out more when I trust you completely.
As far as where my ass is now, (your words here) “The coast here is muddy, not clear and blue.”
Hey Stormy, what do you consider a romantic prelude…to… making love.

 

[Stormy]

the coast here is muddy, not clear and blue.......

Now, you've got me trippin'!!! If that response is true then you are within a few hours of me. Tell me something... are casinos prevalent, yet relatively new, on your coast?
Female body huh? Tell me you aren't an OB-GYN!!!! If you are then, I've died and gone to Heaven. Who else could guide me to places in my body I know nothing about?!?!
What is a romantic prelude to making love? Hmm.....well, if you are an OB-GYN.....a complete physical! Laffin, ok...ok....let's see here...
OK, being in a public place (restaurant or something). This guy keeps watching me. He looks familiar but, I can't place him. I leave.....let's say by taxi. As I get in, this same guy comes from outta nowhere and slides in beside me. I'm kinda nervous, he says," Hi, Stormy. Ready to explore those places you know nothing about?" Then you...oops,(hehehe)...I mean he....begins to slide his hand along my thigh, up my skirt. At the same time, his other hand takes my chin and angles my face towards his.
Damn, got carried away there, huh? You fill in the blanks. Hell, we may need to go to the story section instead of the bb, lol.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Maybe we should.....

 

[Stormy]

maybe we should.......

You lead and I'll follow. But, only after you answer the questions about the Casinos and if I guessed your occupation...........

 

[Rocky Springs]

Can't lie, when I go fishing I see the ship, when I go to work I see the promise land....Story board?

 

[Stormy]

interesting choice of words.......

You are really close to where I am, huh? That's earie. OK, had a few friends wanting me to hit the story boards....guess they're gonna get what they want. As I said, you lead and I'll follow.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Stormy, I will be in the SRP board under "The Walk"...see you there...

 

[Rocky Springs]

Did you spook, hun? You did not even say good night.

 

[Stormy]

maybe I did...maybe I didn't................

I just think that the srp stories are a bit too revealing. Meaning when I want you to know that side of me, you'll see and feel it in reality....not a computer screen.
You won.....I'll email you my ICQ #............question is when I will......laffin.

 

[Stormy]

OK, Rocky.....What the fuck?!?

I see that you're still in Literotica.....so, why won't you respond? Are you trying to avoid me now?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Your words dear:

Maybe I am...maybe I'm not.

 

[Stormy]

Your words dear: Maybe I am...Maybe I'm not.....

...Touche'. What the fuck ever. I thought you held honesty in high regards................

 

[Rocky Springs]

Hey, I walk away from my computer to feed the babies and all of a sudden you think that I am avoiding you. I am still pulling hard on the rod here trying to bring you in Stormy. What do you think? Honesty here.

 

[Stormy]

your ass!

You told me in an email that your kids are grown.....try again. Actually, it's ok though. Wouldn't wanna make you go apeshit and feel the need to acquire another alias.LOL (I know, I know....low blow, sorry.) Oh and by the way....thanks for the card. It was sweet and you're forgiven....smile. What can I say?.....I'm a softie.

 

[Rocky Springs]

My children are grown, I heard that saying somewhere. You're welcome on the card. I saw it and it reminded me so much of you. Besides, I thought that I had to make some type of amends for being a bad boy and not responding to you promptly. A softy huh? Well is that a softy in heart or body?

 

[Stormy]

A softy huh? Well is that a softy in heart or body?

Well, hun, I'm a hard body. But, I'm soft where it counts...*wink*. As for my heart...most say that I'm so cold that I could spit ice cubes. I say...what they don't know won't hurt them. I do tend to portray a hard heart...it's a defense thing I guess.
Hey, speaking of being a hardbody....I gotta run. Weight class in 15 minutes. I'll be on later. Thanks for understanding about the story thing....*kiss on the cheek*.
Talk Later.

 

[Rocky Springs]

Cold?!? I cannot believe that. Your notes have been so compassionate and forward. Be careful on the facade thing, I sometimes catch myself believing my own.

Working out? What do you consider your best-developed area? Your stomach appeared to be the section you have worked most on followed by your shoulders. I just love the belly button diamond. It adds character.

 

[Stormy]

Working out? What do you consider your best-developed area? Your stomach appeared to be the section you have worked most on followed by your shoulders.


Hmmm......my best developed area. Thinking here. Well, I guess I can say that God blessed me with an open mind. Not what you were asking for, I know...but, through life's lessons it has definitely been developed into top form.
And Rocky, remember this: The mind is the most erotic tool.........*wink*

 

[Rocky Springs]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Stormy]

AHHHHHHHH!

Laffin, I take it that you either enjoyed that answer or it was not at all what you were expecting. Which is it, hmm?

 

[Rocky Springs]

The mind is the most erotic tool.........*wink*

Stormy, as the UNCF commerical states and it does apply here, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." What is your mind open for? One more thing, should I bring my black tool bag?

 

[Stormy]

What is my mind open for?

Same thing my legs will be open for if we keep this up! What's in your black bag, may I ask?

 

[Rocky Springs]

Well...as it is my occupation, I have an insight to the female body that most men out there may not have been exposure to and thus I carry all of the necessary tools. Believe me when I say that everything I have will most definitely blow your mind. I'm sure my toys will throw that open mind of yours into an erotic levitation never before experienced.

 

[Stormy]

Originally posted by Rocky Springs Well...as it is my occupation, I have an insight to the female body that most men out there may not have been exposure to and thus I carry all of the necessary tools. Believe me when I say that everything I have will most definitely blow your mind. I'm sure my toys will throw that open mind of yours into an erotic levitation never before experienced.

Ok, Ok.....you got my curiosity peeked, bigtime! But, would it shock you very much to learn that I haven't had many opportunities to experience toys? Hell, I'm a dedicated and fast learning student though....my instuctors could vouch for me on that! LOL On second thought, we'll leave them outta this......
I would soooo love to play doctor with you, for sure. Question is....can I wear your stethescope?