Naughty quotes

[Vikarius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frd53vbCHLg

Thank you very much.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Thank you very much.

I'll be here all week..tip your wait staff!!!!

 

[daus42]

Sex is a two-way treat. - Franklin P. Jones

 

[Inrhapsody]

Sex is a two-way treat. - Franklin P. Jones

*waves...HI Daus!

 

[daus42]

*waves...HI Daus!

Hiya Rhapsody

 

[texasace]

Feel sorry for the sheepherd...

May he RIP... He promised his wife in song... "There Will Never Be Another Ewe"

 

[Jekyll87]

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx

{{De}}. I'm doing good. New job and all. How's life treating you ?

 

[Jekyll87]

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. -Yul Brynner

 

[Jekyll87]

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. -Chauncey Mitchell Depew

 

[Inrhapsody]

A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx

{{De}}. I'm doing good. New job and all. How's life treating you ?

FRESH MEAT!!! That is great...congrats.

 

[DirtyPocket]

those legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves - steven tyler

 

[Jekyll87]

"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ~ Joan Rivers

 

[Jekyll87]

Did I kill this wonderful thread ?

Hope this brings it back to life :

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
-Emo Philips

 

[Lia Monde]

Men have two emotions - horny and hungry. If he's not asking for sex, make him a sandwich.

 

[Lia Monde]

If you can't be good, be good at it.

 

[respeito]

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. -Gary Allan

 

[mickyp123]

If you were my homework I would do you every day in every possible way

 

[ga400us]

Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

Mae West

 

[mickyp123]

Pilots beware, very few landing strips in Brazil


Me

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Don't laugh at your wife's choices- YOU are one of them

(It goes for both husband & wife)

 

[Lia Monde]

You are who you eat.