Have you seen it?
It was a very personal moment between us!
confused: what the heck are you doing up already?)
of course she's seen it!
i'm still trying to figure out if there's something I can send him....
*scrolls through gallery*
I always get up at 5:30...
And she shouldn't have seen it... It was a private moment!
I feel like our moment of trust has been ripped away... *sniff*
Its like... I trusted him with my innocence! *Start wailing* How could he do this to me?
*Wow, this is Oscar stuff right here!*
I'm going to have to take myself away now... *Brings arm up to head all dramatic, like* If we cannot be together...
*Flits away in a dramatic storm of rage and abandoment* (Which isn't easy in these heels, I can tell you!)
*Bows*
*accepts adoring cheers*
I always get up at 5:30...
*siiigh*
well, when the hell am I supposed to sleep??
*mutters*
last time I ever.....stinkin' Brits.....no consideration....can't even say "aluminum"
there is NO "I" after the "n" 
*giggles* )
see, it's that fourth syllable in your version that you're getting all WRONG.
where the hell are you getting that from?? you've stuck another letter in there to get that, that's where it's from. you're pronouncing it as though it's spelled:
A-lu-mi-ni-um
and guess what? IT'S NOT.
sorry--er, fuck you.
(a dressmaker??
look here: 
aha! that explains it.
from
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium#Etymology
(scroll down to Etymology)
so.....we're both right.
truce?
No... We got it right... You guys couldn't, so we let you say it wrong. Its like a 5yr old thats allowed to keep using a cutesy name because you have issues pronouncing things.
But we love you guys anyway.
*hugs*
*hugs*
Fine...
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00999/Tea-Biscuits_999906c.jpg
And you might want to calm down with the bouncing...
of course she's seen it!
I'm going to submit a request for permission to send a pic--cheeky, butt on the tame side.
(did you see what I did there? *nods*)
