Naughty Or Nice?

[OhMissScarlett]

I think I might've narrowly avoided Santa's naughty list for once in my life. I've actually been pretty good this year. How about you? Naughty or nice? Give details. Note: Lying about how nice you were is automatic grounds for transfer to the naughty list!

ETA: There's still time for me to fuck up, cross your fingers.

 

[TxRad]

naughty..... Nice....... Naughty..... Nice......

Can I be a little bit of both as the time and place might demand.....

 

[Belegon]

I won't give details, but I definitely hit the naughty list this year...

okay...for Scarlett, I will give details...but only in private so I can use charts and give physical demonstrations

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I won't give details, but I definitely hit the naughty list this year...

okay...for Scarlett, I will give details...but only in private so I can use charts and give physical demonstrations

I can't wait for the pie chart and obscene gestures.

Can I be a little bit of both as the time and place might demand.....

Ooh, a man who can multi-task!

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It's totally open to interpretation! I think Santa needs to be more specific about what is considered good behaviour

 

[kendo1]

I've been good.


I should get a nice pair of socks.

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't done enough to fall into either category.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I haven't done enough to fall into either category.

Same.

I try to be nice to people in traffic, but sometimes they just get in my way and piss me off so I get in their way back and... and it isn't nice.

I try to hold doors open for people, but sometimes I want to get into the restaurant first so that I can eat before they do because I'm hungry, and so I run passed them and let the door close, and well, it isn't nice...

I try to be there for people, but I don't know what to say, so I don't say anything, and that doesn't seem nice.

I try to get into womens pants, but they won't let me, and well, it isn't naughty.

I want to punch people in the face they piss me off so much, but then I worry about the law, and their group of a dozen friends, and so I hold back, and, well, it isn't naughty.

I try to incite other people to fight, but they never take the bait. That might be naughty, but I'm not sure if it's enough to tip the scales if the fight doesn't start

 

[Alessia Brio]

I've done plenty of good deeds without any form of compensation beyond self-fulfillment. I've not intentionally hurt anyone or anything. I've met (or exceeded) my obligations to self and others. I've advanced professionally. I've managed to avoid violating my personal values. *insert halo here*



And I've been verrrry naughty. It was great fun & I fully intend to continue.

 

[Aurora Black]

*adjusts halo* Makes a damn good ankle bracelet.

 

[Liar]

Not naughty enough to really matter, is all I can say.

 

[TxRad]

Not naughty enough to really matter, is all I can say.

Orginally I was going to say I hadn't been as naughty as i'd like to be....

AB..... I truely laughed out loud at that one....

 

[Trombonus]

I'd say I've been about 50/50 this year. Then again, I already got what I wanted for Christmas, so it doesn't really matter.

 

[R. Richard]

It's totally open to interpretation! I think Santa needs to be more specific about what is considered good behaviour

Actually, there really is a Santa Claus. He really does make up a naughty and nice list [and really checks it twice!] Not too well known is that at least the naughty list is a database [I don't know about the nice list, it doesn't concern me.] The major categories in the naughty list are indexed. [e.g. Naughty is an element of the Naughty list. Naughty runs from naughty [low] to va-va-voom [high.] Each year I ask Santa for a report from his Naughty list. I want my report sorted on Naughty [keep the va-va-voom, throw out the rest.] Keep the female listing and throw out the rest. Keep only the local ladies. Keep only ladies between 18 and 21, etc. Santa's list cuts way down ony work.

 

[Guest]

I've been pretty damn good at being bad, hence the reason a neo junior is on the way.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hey, it looks like everyone's been pretty good so far. Don't worry, there's still plenty of time left to misbehave or catch up on niceness, whatever your goal.

keep the va-va-voom, throw out the rest.

Great advice, lol.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've been pretty damn good at being bad, hence the reason a neo junior is on the way.

See, that could never be a bad thing. But all the other stuff you probably did....

 

[werdsmith]

I would like to have been naughtier

W

 

[crashD]

not nearly naughty enough

not even close... lol

got to get to texas, i think i can have some naughty fun there...

 

[ungenderless]

Well, like Nirvanadragones said, it's totally up to interpretation. The way I see it, being naughty IS being nice. And neglecting naughtiness is not being nice. So, it's nice...to be...naughty. What was I saying again?

So, to the question of whether I've been naughty or nice this year, my official answer is: YES!

 

[TxRad]

Well, like Nirvanadragones said, it's totally up to interpretation. The way I see it, being naughty IS being nice. And neglecting naughtiness is not being nice. So, it's nice...to be...naughty. What was I saying again?

So, to the question of whether I've been naughty or nice this year, my official answer is: YES!

I like the way you think......

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I've been very bad. I've spent waaaaay too much time right here instead of work and studies. It is frankly not good for me and I hope to burn out on it eventually.

 

[TxRad]

I've been very bad. I've spent waaaaay too much time right here instead of work and studies. It is frankly not good for me and I hope to burn out on it eventually.

Noooooooo!!!!

You're one of the good ones... we can't afford to lose you......

When you start to feel that way let me know... I'll be right there with a large bucket of water.....

be sure and wear a thin white dress or shirt when i do....

Pics will be for sale as soon as I get them developed....

 

[TxRad]

Uh Oh.... I was just naughty......

 

[ungenderless]

Noooooooo!!!!

You're one of the good ones... we can't afford to lose you......

When you start to feel that way let me know... I'll be right there with a large bucket of water.....

be sure and wear a thin white dress or shirt when i do....

Pics will be for sale as soon as I get them developed....

Yeah, I agree. I don't know you that well, but i enjoy reading your posts. Just remeber to pace yourself, lol.