Naughty nurse stories

Macdaddy23

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What is the naughtiest think that has happened to you with a nurse? For me when I was 16 I had a nurse who had at least DDD cup breasts. She pushed me into her breasts a few times which was great.(No complaints) I had a very large hard on from it so I know she was feeling my cock. She almost suffocated me doing that though.
 
I was married to a Nurse and fix up constantly with Nurses by my Mom and Sister who also were Nurses.. :rolleyes: ..so let your imagination run wild......hehehe
 
koalabear said:
and you are a Nurse....hehehe...c'mon spill the beans..... :D :cool: ;)

What beans?

Yeah, I'm a nurse...I used to be married to a nurse, and most of my friends are nurses...

...from adventures in nursing, I can tell you gross stories, funny stories, weird stories...but all those naughty nurse vids on youporn...they aren't me, I swear!!! :eek:
 
Vampladydi said:
What beans?

Yeah, I'm a nurse...I used to be married to a nurse, and most of my friends are nurses...

...from adventures in nursing, I can tell you gross stories, funny stories, weird stories...but all those naughty nurse vids on youporn...they aren't me, I swear!!! :eek:


I've heard a lot of the stories....and what video where you in?.. :devil: ... ;)
 
My Mom was a very naughty nurse....she used to smoke a lot and threaten us kids with fly swatters when we were naughty..... :(
 
Sassyfrass said:
My Mom was a very naughty nurse....she used to smoke a lot and threaten us kids with fly swatters when we were naughty..... :(

Know I know where you got that gene ;) :devil:
 
Used to work with nurses in the OR....never find a raunchier group of people than 30 to 40 something nurses. :devil: And I learned quickly that erections cannot be hidden by scrubs...nor can erect nipples.

There was much of the hot, monkey sex, but never in the hospital proper....the parking lot, however, is a different story!
 
Had to go for an EEG and this nurse was running her hands through my hair putting on the cables on my head saying "oh, that hair feels so good" I thought she was going to masturbate the way she sounded.
 
Macdaddy23 said:
Had to go for an EEG and this nurse was running her hands through my hair putting on the cables on my head saying "oh, that hair feels so good" I thought she was going to masturbate the way she sounded.

And then they expected you to lay quietly for the study? Yeah right! :D
 
Jackotheshadows said:
Used to work with nurses in the OR....never find a raunchier group of people than 30 to 40 something nurses. :devil: And I learned quickly that erections cannot be hidden by scrubs...nor can erect nipples.

There was much of the hot, monkey sex, but never in the hospital proper....the parking lot, however, is a different story!

It's true. I've known a bunch of nurses for years. They can get a little wild when they let it down & party, but they're pretty much all business when on duty. They will, however, make excuses to go into the room of a guy with a monster cock once word gets out. Just to get a peek...
 
Jackotheshadows said:
Used to work with nurses in the OR....never find a raunchier group of people than 30 to 40 something nurses. :devil: And I learned quickly that erections cannot be hidden by scrubs...nor can erect nipples.

There was much of the hot, monkey sex, but never in the hospital proper....the parking lot, however, is a different story!

Nursing is an extremely stressful profession...being raunchy, wild and crazy off-shift is, I'm sure, a stress relief mechanism...I did know of a CNA (certified nurse's assistant) who broke the sink off the bathroom wall in the break room while having hot monkey sex (those crazy night shift people), and on several occasions we have caught the dietary staff in compromising positions, or the evidence (used condoms in the parking lot) of it.
 
Vampladydi said:
Nursing is an extremely stressful profession...being raunchy, wild and crazy off-shift is, I'm sure, a stress relief mechanism...I did know of a CNA (certified nurse's assistant) who broke the sink off the bathroom wall in the break room while having hot monkey sex (those crazy night shift people), and on several occasions we have caught the dietary staff in compromising positions, or the evidence (used condoms in the parking lot) of it.

Are you the head nurse ? :D
 
ltnsfr007 said:
Are you the head nurse ? :D

Not only am I the head nurse...I am the head nurse of ALL the head nurses! ;)

(And of course, when a guy finds out you're a nurse, that's always the comeback line.)
 
Vampladydi said:
Not only am I the head nurse...I am the head nurse of ALL the head nurses! ;)

(And of course, when a guy finds out you're a nurse, that's always the comeback line.)

Me Pres. :p

And when they find that out...............

Hey nice to meet you & I was just trying to be funny
 
i dated a trainee nurse for 2 years

she got a distinction just before leaving to become a lawyer

she had no time for whining (and certainly not man-flu) lol and refused to wear her uniform.

On the other hand, she was an incredibly nice person and she rocked my world more than she know. And about as arousing as a lady can be.

ps: we managed to brake a ed leg the first time we got togeather, lol
 
It wasn't a nurse, but I'll admit that I enjoy my gyno's pelvic exams. Never orgasmed, but I'm not gonna complain about a finger pushing up on my g-spot.
 
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