Naughty List...

[_Secret_Santa_]

#1 - Grace, for harassing everyone. You can scream until you turn the color of a beet my girl, but you're not finding out a thing until the present arrives.

#2 - Dino, for opening early. Santa will remember this for next year.

 

[THROBBS]

ME!


cuz I iz.

 

[Party Girl]

I'm sorry, you must have an older copy of the list. My name is missing.

 

[TxRad]

I'm more dirty than naughty. Uh is there really a difference?

 

[Party Girl]

I'm more dirty than naughty. Uh is there really a difference?

Not if you're doing it right.

 

[Vermilion]

Well I'm glad to see *I'm* not on the list <smug face> I've been a very *good* girl this year <preens>

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[Party Girl]

Well I'm glad to see *I'm* not on the list <smug face> I've been a very *good* girl this year <preens>

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I'm a bit jealous. Tell me how you managed it. I have the best intentions, but once the little she-devil living inside me decides it's her turn to play, all hell breaks loose in my GOOD GIRL world.

 

[Vermilion]

I'm a bit jealous. Tell me how you managed it. I have the best intentions, but once the little she-devil living inside me decides it's her turn to play, all hell breaks loose in my GOOD GIRL world.

Oh, I just try very hard to make everyone happy...

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[Party Girl]

Oh, I just try very hard to make everyone happy...

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Well, if THAT'S all. Well, Santa, put me on the pending list for next year...for once I think I'll make the nice list.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I should be on the naughty list. I took advantage of a drunk woman while I was stone sober.

(well, I suppose I just let a drunk woman take advantage of me while I was stone sober, but either way, I let it happen, and that is naughty).

 

[Party Girl]

I should be on the naughty list. I took advantage of a drunk woman while I was stone sober.

(well, I suppose I just let a drunk woman take advantage of me while I was stone sober, but either way, I let it happen, and that is naughty).

LMAO I think that just counts as a public service? What if you'd turned her down and she'd gone on to molest someone else? You'd feel awful.

 

[koalabear]

LMAO I think that just counts as a public service? What if you'd turned her down and she'd gone on to molest someone else? You'd feel awful.

Wouldn't that fall under pubic service?...........

 

[Party Girl]

Wouldn't that fall under pubic service?...........

LMAO I just sat here like, "That's what I SAID." ...then took a closer look and it made much more sense.

 

[koalabear]

LMAO I just sat here like, "That's what I SAID." ...then took a closer look and it made much more sense.

I tend to be sneaky, and my service sounds like more fun......

 

[Party Girl]

I tend to be sneaky, and my service sounds like more fun......

I agree. Love your av, btw.

 

[koalabear]

I agree. Love your av, btw.

Your AV is lovely too...maybe too many bubbles.... Are those flavored bubbles?..

 

[Party Girl]

Your AV is lovely too...maybe too many bubbles.... Are those flavored bubbles?..

Tangerine. I like citrus.

 

[koalabear]

Tangerine. I like citrus.

Hmmm..koalas are partial to Eucanlykpus uhh I mean Eucalyptus. I love trying new things also.

 

[Party Girl]

Hmmm..koalas are partial to Eucanlykpus uhh I mean Eucalyptus. I love trying new things also.

LOL Who doesn't?

 

[koalabear]

LOL Who doesn't?

I've been on Mrs. Claus's naughty list for years. She's not idle while Santa is out flying around.

 

[Party Girl]

I've been on Mrs. Claus's naughty list for years. She's not idle while Santa is out flying around.

Excellent. I've always felt kind of bad for her. All she has to get kinky with are a bunch of elves and etch-a-sketches.

 

[koalabear]

Excellent. I've always felt kind of bad for her. All she has to get kinky with are a bunch of elves and etch-a-sketches.

LOL......etch-a-sketch porn, don't think that ever caught on. Koalas are minty and you are sitting in Tangerine.....hmmmmmm...interesting taste combo.

 

[Party Girl]

LOL......etch-a-sketch porn, don't think that ever caught on. Koalas are minty and you are sitting in Tangerine.....hmmmmmm...interesting taste combo.

I wouldn't mind trying that.

 

[koalabear]

I wouldn't mind trying that.

Me either don't dry off to well after your bath.

 

[Party Girl]

Me either don't dry off to well after your bath.

I won't.