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Naughty Things at Work?

I should be writing that overdue report. But instead, I’m writing a scene where someone gets bent over the desk. (Not mine, of course. Unless…)
I should be formatting cells in a spreadsheet. But the only numbers I’m counting are gasps - and how many slow strokes it takes to unravel a soul.
I should be answering emails. But my fingers keep drifting - not over keys, but over skin imagined too vividly.
I should be in a meeting. I am. But my mind is far away - pressed against a wall, lips parted, whispering things that definitely aren't in the minutes.
So yes - technically, I’m working. But the only thing getting handled right now…is the tension I’ve been building all morning.
 
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I am at work right now, but I think I may be in the wrong industry? Where do I get work like that?
You could start by sending me your resume and some photos ... :oops: :ROFLMAO:
Naughty Things at Work?

I should be writing that overdue report. But instead, I’m writing a scene where someone gets bent over the desk. (Not mine, of course. Unless…)
I should be formatting cells in a spreadsheet. But the only numbers I’m counting are gasps - and how many slow strokes it takes to unravel a soul.
I should be answering emails. But my fingers keep drifting - not over keys, but over skin imagined too vividly.
I should be in a meeting. I am. But my mind is far away - pressed against a wall, lips parted, whispering things that definitely aren't in the minutes.
So yes - technically, I’m working. But the only thing getting handled right now…is the tension I’ve been building all morning.
You need a one on one meeting with your CEO ... report to my office at 5pm and we can discuss your procrastination 😜:devilish:
 
I am at work right now, but I think I may be in the wrong industry? Where do I get work like that?
You’re never noticing - or indeed providing - any furtive/ suggestive/ downright indulgent stares or sizing ups of colleagues across the workfloor? ;)
 
I miss the 80s and 90s...and my younger days.
Back then, you spent so much time at work and were part of a group that went out together, dating colleagues was not encouraged, but it wasn't outlawed...and certainly wasn't uncommon.
In my first job out of college, 3 years at a consulting company, I dated my boss for almost 2 years, a young woman from the secretarial pool for 6 months, and a new hire in the accounting department for a year. And in between there may have been a few hot nights with a few other employees. And company picnics and holiday parties only served to heighten the social side of the workplace. (My now ex-wife was also employed here but our sexual relationship didn't begin until I left the company.)
When I moved to CA and got a job in a tax software company, I again dated my boss for about 2 years. And because we worked weekends at crunch time, sex in her office and the conference room was an exciting treat.
And later in the late 90s, I joined another consulting group and had several colleagues, and a few clients, who were ongoing FWBs.
When you spend so much time with people, it's only natural that connections are made. Many still standing marriages came from those times. And because there were no hard and fast rules against it, and as employees at all levels engaged in internal dating and sexual dalliances, I never saw it get in the way of work or give people a professional advantage over another. Maybe I'm being naive, but it all just seemed so natural back in those days...and of course, so hot when enjoying sexual play at work after hours.
 
I am a personal secretary to someone, so I’d not like I work in an office with lots of bodies.. I keep my furtive looks under the radar
Aha, yes.. and frankly, pretty damn high stakes if the furtive looks started between you and said person! You’ll know far better than me whether that’s even a remotely appealing thought (and if it isn’t, then apologies if I’ve put unpleasant images in your mind!).

It does seem like you’re missing out though - a well-bodied office is always a fun place for gentle professional flirting and intrigue - whether it’s simply admiring from afar, or being attracted to someone’s presence or intellect… and heaven forbid the dangers of a Christmas party/big work night out :)
 
Aha, yes.. and frankly, pretty damn high stakes if the furtive looks started between you and said person! You’ll know far better than me whether that’s even a remotely appealing thought (and if it isn’t, then apologies if I’ve put unpleasant images in your mind!).

It does seem like you’re missing out though - a well-bodied office is always a fun place for gentle professional flirting and intrigue - whether it’s simply admiring from afar, or being attracted to someone’s presence or intellect… and heaven forbid the dangers of a Christmas party/big work night out :)
She’s pretty hot in her stern way, my very own dominatrix but without the dungeon
 
She’s pretty hot in her stern way, my very own dominatrix but without the dungeon


I see, well I’m very glad to hear it. And yes - stern, commanding, with an in-built power dynamic (and one that genuinely impacts on your real life…). It’s certainly very fertile ground for an imagination to run wild. Assuming it only ever ended there, of course :)

I shan’t ask if you think she’s ever considered you in similar fashion, and how her own one-sentence description of you (akin to the above for her) would sound. I shan’t ‘ask’, but I’m even intrigued myself now..
 
Oh my.. ok.. so she’s right here( I’m in Australia, so at work as I write this) should I ask her?
Amazing - and happy Friday to you over there :) 2.40am in not so sunny Scotland right now (certainly not at this hour..!).

And hmm… obviously it’s only ever your call, and who am I to understand the dynamic between you two - although my goodness it sounds more fun with each message, haha.

I’m assuming this is being asked partly in jest. Even then the temptation is obviously to say ‘of course, right now’…. truthfully though, might there be some enjoyment to be had from playing out some of the ways it ‘might’ go, in the safety/ripe adventure palace of your own mind, before choosing to find out the answer*?

And out of curiosity, without asking her, what do you ’think’ her answer would be? If that isn’t a slightly odd and invasive question that a leftfield therapist might ask..

*- It’s worth flagging that, in general, I don’t normally endorse living life primarily in your mind rather than in the real world :D
 
She would say, I’m guessing, ‘a proper girl, efficient, and always acquiesces without demand to instruxtions’
 
I see… yes, very interesting. I daresay a stern lady like her might find that incredibly… amenable...

damn she’s so hot..

You never know, she might say something like this too… whether internally or externally ;)
 
Well you did say you were efficient… :D

I am at work right now, but I think I may be in the wrong industry? Where do I get work like that?

To think this all came from you saying the above, too. You’re making your office sound like the most intense, crackling-with-sexual-tension boss-and-assistant power dynamic across both of our hemispheres!
 
You zscots are always causing trouble
Are you saying you’d like me/us to stop…? :p Obviously I will if you want, you just need to say…

And hmm, well I can’t be 100% sure you’re Aussie at this point, but famously they never cause any trouble whatsoever… right? 😇
 
What do you mean you can’t be sure I’m Aussie? I may not be native but I was born here.. are you trying to get me deported? Has trump reached that far????
 
:D You just said you were in Australia, so I was being cautious and not assuming - didn’t mean any offence, quite the opposite! :p

And I’m pretty sure Trump would deport you right back there!

Ok.. can’t chat.. later perhaps

Have fun, it’s been a delight :)
 
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What do you mean you can’t be sure I’m Aussie? I may not be native but I was born here.. are you trying to get me deported? Has trump reached that far????
You have a sense of humour and wit that really turns me on. I don’t believe in perfection, but if there were something like, you’d be in the running.. I the men reading your posts would agree 💕
 
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