Narcissism and insecurity

[KillerMuffin]

"Do I look okay?"

"You have nothing to do with Modernization theory."

"Yes, but do I look okay?"

"You look fine."

"Look at me first."

"I said you look fine."

"Am I sexy?"

"You're definitely sexy."

"You're just saying that."

"War is a positive check. Hint. Hint."

"You're saying I look dangerous."

"You look dangerous."

"I don't want people to fuck with me."

"People already don't fuck with you."

"They'd better not. I'll rip their fuckin' throats out."

Silence.

"Are you sure I'm turning you on?"

"I HAVE A FINAL IN TWO HOURS NOTHING TURNS ME ON GO AWAY!!!"

"So I'm not turning you on."

Men.

 

[riff]

Women.

 

[nasty]

I've seen your pic. You turn me on. And, I wanna fuck you.

 

[naudiz]

Conversation between a friend of mine many years ago.

Him: "Do I look okay?"

Me: "You look fine."

Him: "You're just saying that. I look terrible, don't I."

Me: "I said you look fine."

Him: "No, I don't! I'm too ugly. Am I too ugly?"

Me: "You're fine."

Him: "Am I too ugly?"

Me: "No, you're just ugly enough."

Him: *sob*

Men.