Name your ideal MILF

DarkCosmos

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So, I recently posted a thread for a new writing idea I've been exploring where a nineteen year old is gifted/cursed with the ability to attract MILFs to him and this is sort of a follow up to that. I'd very much like some ideas for various personalities and characters that fit the MILF category of erotic writing.

Some requests before we start. This is not an incest writing. No judgement whatsoever, that's just not what I'm going for. So no suggestions involving mom/son relationships please. (Exceptions are made for stepmoms.) Also, this is specifically a MILF category suggestion. As in Mom I'd Like to Fuck. So cougars who aren't also parents are out.

Aside from those two rules, this can be as broad or narrow as you want it to be. It can be a specific character you want to flesh out in detail, or just a character concept. The only true rules are no incest and it has to meet the MILF classification.

Some examples I came up with:

The Trophy Mom: Aka Beverly Hills barbie mom. This is the mom whose husband makes seven figures annually and thus is used to doing absolutely no physical labor whatsoever. She's likely spoiled her kids rotten and burns through a ton of cash on botox and the newest Mercedes every year. She will absolutely ask to speak to your manager if and when you should cross her.

The Professional Mom: Aka "have you eaten today, sweetie?" This is the mom we all want to have growing up. When one thinks of an ideal mother, they think of the Professional Mom. A lady who is so giftedly kind, sweet, and wholesome that apple pie is her blood type. Her refrigerator door is completely covered in children's crayon drawings. She has thirty different recipes for cookies and is the designated baker at all PTA functions.

The Cougar Mom: this mom has been around awhile and is a little rough around the edges. She's been through some shit and has the c-scars to prove it. She may have been a stripper in a past life, but we don't talk about that. Two things she can't live without is her marlboros and her boxed wine. After dealing with three divorces, she doesn't need another man in her life. She needs a boytoy. Daughters beware if you bring a new boyfriend into the den.

Those are what I've got. I'll post more if I can think of them. But I'd love to hear your ideas as well. It really helps get the creative juices
 
I couldn't if I tried. I love them all and have written stories about a few, with another on the way. Even though I'm as old or older than your average MILF, I still love them. I'm even married to one. :giggle:
 
Super Cute Petite Ex-Gymnast Mom: Former full-ride scholarship NCAA women's gymnastics student-athlete, now corporate mid-level management. Super-perky-cute and always dresses the part - cute bob style hair, ballerina-style flats, tight jeans with hose underneath, or shorts and sneakers, tight t-shirt or camisole. Frequently jogging about the neighborhood. Ticklish and secretly unopposed to being tied up.
 
Jennifer Garner. She's just everything.
Blake Lively also. Just perfection.
Agreed. Other celebrity MILFs I went for back in 2006-2010 included Keri Russell, Katie Holmes, Marisol Nichols, Busy Phillips, Michelle Williams, and Bridget Moynihan. All these lovely ladies featured in my fanfic stories. Since my retirement in 2010, many other celebrities I’ve featured have also become MILFs. Including but not limited to Erika Christensen, Evan Rachel Wood, Kate Hudson, Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Emily Blunt, Isla Fisher, Cat Osterman… the list goes on. I’m not sure how to incorporate all the new MILFs yet now that I’m back at my old hobby. I still find them attractive, but I need the right stories to feature their characters again. Let’s just say all the ladies who were friends with my author avatar back in the day are still his friends, he’s helped them out now and again over the years, not all of them are still friends with benefits due to their lives drifting apart in circumstance, and he eventually settled down with a woman resembling Cobie Smulders who is an original character. A fictional equivalent of Cobie is also present in this parallel universe but she’s with her own parallel version of her real life family. Same for the parallel version of every other celebrity my author avatar calls friend.

If the OP is interested in featuring MILFs resembling real life celebrities- my advice is to include a disclaimer that the featured characters are fictional and maintain your usual cognitive distance from them. Careful not to fall too hard for your own characters even when they end up falling for and seducing your lead. Yes, I used that cliche- show me a fanfic author who hasn’t! Or don’t, I’m not ashamed of using cliches. Also try to write roles for celebrities that would challenge and honor them as actors and influencers. That latter challenge was how I incorporated social values into my work. It’s a key tool for any smut writer who occasionally struggles with guilt.
 
Those are what I've got. I'll post more if I can think of them. But I'd love to hear your ideas as well. It really helps get the creative juices
All these are nice, and that is kind of the problem in terms of creativity; they are stereotypes. As I was reading your descriptions, I found myself skipping ahead because they were so predictable, I knew what was already going to be on the next lines.

My suggestion for something new and fresh is to change it up a bit. Mix and match. Add flaws or unique character abilities. Include secrets...

What if the Sweetie Mother was a stripper for her freshmen year in college, and did not want ANYONE to know about it. Then the manager of the strip club moves in next door... or make it even worse... she worked at a truck stop as a lot lizard for a month, or as a call girl for just a week? Or maybe something more tame; she is a Sweetie Mother, but ALWAYS wears garter stockings no matter if she is wearing a dress, skirt or even jeans? Why? The reader is dying to find out. Or maybe she has an ability/secret: she has never paid to have her car fixed...she squirms in the backseat with mechanics to get work done in the engine compartment. It started out because she had no money for the repairs, but now it is a mission to keep her record going...
 
I'm a little confused. Can I somehow go from the profile on the forum to the list of the author's history on the main site?
There is!
I wanted to check out what stories you have and keep an eye out for this story that we're discussing.
 
I always thought Fran Drescher of the Nanny could watch my children and have a few ourselves...

Naturally as her husband I would have to have her vocal cords surgically removed first though...

We watched this a lot because my father has a thing for miniskirts and REALLY liked that show. For some reason, my mother allowed and tolerated it.
 
This is for more of a Romance category, but here goes:

Two couples (for now, let’s call them Lisa/Jeff, and Sophia/Matt) have been friends for years. About three years ago, a vehicle accident claimed the lives of both husbands, and Lisa’s son.

Sophia’s kids are there to help her get through these difficult times, but for Lisa, it’s not so easy. Sophia’s son, Adam, decides to start helping her out, since losing his dad has messed him up worse than he’s letting on. It’s just helping with jobs around the house at first, but eventually, a friendship brought by mutual loss starts to blossom.

One evening, Lisa asks Adam to stay with her for the night. They end up sleeping in the same bed (with emphasis on SLEEP), which, incredibly, seems to help.

This happens a few more times, and eventually, well…
 
or some other type of sexual side to her that no one else would ever guess? I’m a straight woman, but sounds hot to me!

Agreed. I think escorting or web-camming would be very risky. But what one does in a private club or home, like BDSM or swinging, for instance, would be less so.
 
Where do I start? Personally, I don't go for obvious celebs. Just about any girl-next-door type, complete with whatever physical shortcomings, would do fine - especially if I could throw in the not-so-minor minor hook that she might be going behind hubby's back. In fact, really super nice to get away from all the plastic smiles, boob jobs and botox lips.
 
Amen. Natural beauty is what I go for. Unless you’re countering cancer, that is. Then cosmetic surgery is forgiven here.
 
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