P. B. Walker
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"When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life."
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P. B. Walker said:"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
SWINGERS!!!FunJohnny said:Damn... I wish I would have gotten to this thread sooner... That movie's SO DAMN FUNNY!...
Here's one of my own, from one of my favorite movies:
Trent: "I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne"
Mike: "What they don't have fighting anymore?"
Trent: "Ya, doesn't that suck"
Mike: "Why'd they get rid of the fighting it's the best part of the old version"
Sue: "I think kids were hitting each other or something"
Trent: "Ya, but you make there heads bleed on this one"
Mike: "Make someone's head bleed"
Trent: "I'm making Gretzky's head bleed for super-fan #99 over here"
Good luck!
FJ
very good. i like you, aly.aly* said:True romance. Said by Miss Alabama Whirly
P. B. Walker said:"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. "
P. B. Walker said:"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. "

Shawshank Redemption.P. B. Walker said:"If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfucker in here. "
AnelizeDarkEyes said:Would you like to play a game?
Blindinthedark said:Shawshank Redemption.
Res DogsP. B. Walker said:"I'm talking morning, noon, and night. Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."
*bow in return*FunJohnny said:Oh shit you're right! Well done, Blind... good form!
*bows to Blindinthedark*![]()
FJ
From Dusk til Dawn (i think that's the name of the movie. With George Cluney, Harvey Kietel, the person who said the line was Cheech)tyme said:"pussy! pussy! pussy! Come on in pussy lovers. here at the Titty twister we are slashing pussy in half give us a offer on our best selection of pussy this is a pussy blow out. alright we have white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, smelly pussy, hairy pussy, bloody pussy, snapping pussy.........................................."
P. B. Walker said:"What about love?"
"Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate."
P. B. Walker said:"Someone get me a fucking wiener before I die."
P. B. Walker said:"When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life."
FunJohnny said:From another one of my favorite movies...
"Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?"
"And you won't be angry?"
"I will NOT be angry.
"Abby someone."
"Abby someone. Abby who?"
"Abby Normal."
"Abby Normal?"
"I'm almost sure that was the name."
"Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!"
(are these too easy? is it too much dialogue? let me know... I think it's still fun)
FJ
StripesP. B. Walker said:"Now, are either of you homosexuals?"
"You mean, like, flaming? or part-time?"