Kinky-Princess
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10 things that He/She surprised you with and you could have done without
1.A tattoo of my face on his arm.
1.A tattoo of my face on his arm.
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10 things that He/She surprised you with and you could have done without
1.A tattoo of my face on his arm.
(oh man )
2. brought in another lover
3. "I quit my job"
4. "I gambled away the mortgage money and haven't paid it for 2 months"--not a good surprise.
5. His OTHER girlfriend.
6. His cousin's business card...with the phone number to call should I ever need wrecker service. He REALLY thought he was doing something special.
7. when she said "I dont really like getting oral sex"
8. when he said "I'm working again the next 3 nights"
9. when she said I was confused, I'm sorry.