Name 10 ........

Name 10 reasons not to go to work today.

1. watch availableslave2u dancing naked

2.......Oh the possibilities are endless to stay off from work

3. All the sexy ladies that are on Lit today

4. Get lost reading the erotic stories...

5. Spend time with friends

6. Don't have to. I'm retired. Hehehe

7. Don't feel the need to infect co-workers......cough....cough
 
Name 10 reasons not to go to work today.

1. watch availableslave2u dancing naked

2.......Oh the possibilities are endless to stay off from work

3. All the sexy ladies that are on Lit today

4. Get lost reading the erotic stories...

5. Spend time with friends

6. Don't have to. I'm retired. Hehehe

7. Don't feel the need to infect co-workers......cough....cough

8. Work from home... then no need
 
Name 10 reasons not to go to work today.

1. watch availableslave2u dancing naked

2.......Oh the possibilities are endless to stay off from work

3. All the sexy ladies that are on Lit today

4. Get lost reading the erotic stories...

5. Spend time with friends

6. Don't have to. I'm retired. Hehehe

7. Don't feel the need to infect co-workers......cough....cough

8. Work from home... then no need

9. Have you met my boss!! :rolleyes:
 
Name 10 reasons not to go to work today.

1. watch availableslave2u dancing naked

2.......Oh the possibilities are endless to stay off from work

3. All the sexy ladies that are on Lit today

4. Get lost reading the erotic stories...

5. Spend time with friends

6. Don't have to. I'm retired. Hehehe

7. Don't feel the need to infect co-workers......cough....cough

8. Work from home... then no need

9. Have you met my boss!!

10. Tivo is getting full

Songs to do a striptease to?
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
6..........Hillbilly Deluxe-- i want something to GRIND to
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
6..........Hillbilly Deluxe-- i want something to GRIND to
7..........Lady In Red (Chris DeBurg)
 
Songs to Striptease to.....

1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
6..........Hillbilly Deluxe-- i want something to GRIND to
7..........Lady In Red (Chris DeBurg)
8..........You Can Leave Your Hat On (Joe Cocker)
 
1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
6..........Hillbilly Deluxe-- i want something to GRIND to
7..........Lady In Red (Chris DeBurg)
8..........You Can Leave Your Hat On (Joe Cocker)
9.........teperature <sean paul> but only if you can shimmy ;)
 
1..........pour some sugar on me
2..........make you sweat
3..........buttons
4..........last dance with mary jane
5..........goody two shoes
6..........Hillbilly Deluxe-- i want something to GRIND to
7..........Lady In Red (Chris DeBurg)
8..........You Can Leave Your Hat On (Joe Cocker)
9.........teperature <sean paul> but only if you can shimmy
10....... Justify my love


Name ten valentines gifts that bombed
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend
 
1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls
 
1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls


a nice session interupted by a visitor
 
1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)

6. Valentine's Day when I was 15 I found out my boyfriend gave his ring to another girl. He was such a dumbass .... :rolleyes:
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)

6. Valentine's Day when I was 15 I found out my boyfriend gave his ring to another girl. He was such a dumbass ....

7. he gave me a condom. i gave him the door.
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)

6. Valentine's Day when I was 15 I found out my boyfriend gave his ring to another girl. He was such a dumbass ....

7. he gave me a condom. i gave him the door.

8........ a hospital visit
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)

6. Valentine's Day when I was 15 I found out my boyfriend gave his ring to another girl. He was such a dumbass ....

7. he gave me a condom. i gave him the door.

8........ a hospital visit

9......cooked a big dinner, candles and all, she cancelled
 
Name ten valentines gifts that bombed

1. My ex (who decided he was Bi) gave me a card talking about all the good guys out there are gay

2........Me planning a weekend away with a now ex , he was unhappy that I made plns without him and was annoying all weekend

3. a rather nice dinner that was interrupted by phone calls

4. An ex's mother calling me up to inform me that my ex was cheating on me, and she felt so bad that she just had to call and tell me

5. My ex explaining to me that he was moving in with another woman - followed up by him giving me a dildo. (I gave him divorce papers shortly thereafter)

6. Valentine's Day when I was 15 I found out my boyfriend gave his ring to another girl. He was such a dumbass ....

7. he gave me a condom. i gave him the door.

8........ a hospital visit

9......cooked a big dinner, candles and all, she cancelled

10. went into Labor:rolleyes:

New one -- 10 things that He/She surprised you with and you could have done without
 
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