Naked Bike Ride in Philly

Great plot bunny for Nude Day contest. Could use "Peddler" in the title, have a character named Wheeler.... Hey, I don't want to give too much away.
 
Doesn't look very naked to me . . . nor very environmentally conscious and some of those bodies could use a little self-consciousness. Too much hype!
 
I loved some of the comments. "Almost lost my lunch" was most apposite, I thought.
Last years pictures, from San Francisco, featured some quite pretty, and well-painted, women.
 
I have a friend who loves to join this bike ride every year. He's a lot more uninhibited than I am!
 
I loved some of the comments. "Almost lost my lunch" was most apposite, I thought.
Last years pictures, from San Francisco, featured some quite pretty, and well-painted, women.

Apposite, eh? Didja get a thesaurus rex for your brthday, HP? ;)
 
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I've never been naked on a bike.

However, I have been on a stiff road bike in a bathing suit while training for a sprint triathlon, and once got a flat tire on a rather bumpy road. The experience was borderline orgasmic, and probably would have been fully orgasmic if a friend hadn't pulled alongside and told me that I should really pull over and change the flat before I damaged my rims.

If removing that final layer of clothing brings those female riders all the way, then I'm all for it, and just might have to lay some tacks on the road. :devil:
 
Hows this for a plot bunny?

"She wanted a Mercedes, the old tightwad gave her a bicycle. Now she's pedaling it all over town!"
 
I've never been naked on a bike.

However, I have been on a stiff road bike in a bathing suit while training for a sprint triathlon, and once got a flat tire on a rather bumpy road. The experience was borderline orgasmic, and probably would have been fully orgasmic if a friend hadn't pulled alongside and told me that I should really pull over and change the flat before I damaged my rims.

If removing that final layer of clothing brings those female riders all the way, then I'm all for it, and just might have to lay some tacks on the road. :devil:

We had a section of road like that in my old neighborhood. If I had known then what I know now, I would have vehemently protested the repaving of that street.
 
I'm obviously going to have to buy a new bike, a pair of thin pants, and ride over the section of a nearby street that is currently under construction.
 
I'm obviously going to have to buy a new bike, a pair of thin pants, and ride over the section of a nearby street that is currently under construction.

Your pants don't even have to be that thin. Jeans work just fine.

I'm always looking for a section of road like that. *sigh*
 
Apposite, eh? Didja get a thesaurus rex for your brthday, HP? ;)

No, Ben. I heard it on the radio and had to look it up. It just seems the right word, somehow.

I'm told by those who know these things that the corner of a washing machine on 'spin' can work as well as a bike on a rough road.
 
Those bike seats must be rough on a naked dude's cojones. :eek:
 
I'm told by those who know these things that the corner of a washing machine on 'spin' can work as well as a bike on a rough road.

Is that why all the ladies down at Mickey's Laundr-O-Mat stand there and drool when I dump my load into the machines? :rolleyes:
 
Y'all May Laugh

But LunaEroticaMystica's latest, Jersey Shore, has an episode where her lead character has an orgasm on a Kawasaki Ninja, and PatriciaFCartier had her lead character Naughty Pam Burgin, in Tricia's "New Kind of Therapy" series, climb on a washing machine in the "spin" cycle, and get herself off, at the behest of one of her numerous lesbian lovers. --oops, run-on sentence; I even quibble myself. How's that for an autoerotic episode?

So doesn't life does imitate art, after all? And the thought of SA Penn Lady, LfT and Annanova in spandex on a rough stretch of road past City Hall in Philadelphia brightens my declining years.
 
I understand the the Kawasaki or spin cycle effect can also be obtained from horseback riding.
 
Pavement

Tatyana is right.

Even for men the sensation can be good. There is one section I train on the is downhill chipseal blacktop that causes my tribike to vibrate in a certain way. Any sensation in my loins quickly fades since the road then travels up hill.
 
Are you gonna take me home tonight.....Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.:D:cool:

Seriously, Queen staged a naked bike race to promote the song that I just quoted. LOL

Nothing new there.
 
Are you gonna take me home tonight.....Fat-Bottomed Girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.:D:cool:

Seriously, Queen staged a naked bike race to promote the song that I just quoted. LOL

Nothing new there.

I thought the song being promoted was Bicycle Race.
 
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