na na na na na na CUNTMAN!!!

[perks]

I need lyrics... help!

 

[Rambling Rose]

SQUISH! THUNK! KA-POW!

 

[perks]

I was just thinking how there aren't any lyrics about calling a guy a cunt and that I hate him, so we need to write some.

You can help me.

 

[amelia]

for some reason i'm hearing the slinky music...

it's cuntman
it's cuntman
for fun he's a wonderful toy
he's fun for a girl or a boy!

 

[perks]

for some reason i'm hearing the slinky music...

it's cuntman
it's cuntman
for fun he's a wonderful toy
he's fun for a girl or a boy!

haahahahahahaha! I love them, they're perfect.

 

[Saint Peter]

The cuntman cummeth
Damn the cuntman
Sneaky
Slimey cuntman
DRIVE
DRIVE you cunt you
Or be gone
I am the cuntman
You are the cuntman

Koo Koo KaChooo

 

[perks]

The cuntman cummeth
Damn the cuntman
Sneaky
Slimey cuntman
DRIVE
DRIVE you cunt you
Or be gone
I am the cuntman
You are the cuntman

Koo Koo KaChooo

grin, lol... yeah!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Turn your eyes from me
Don't come any closer
You are not worthy
I should give you a dose of
Your medicine
Put your head in a spin
But you're not worth the effort
It takes

Cuntman
Pathetic wretch
It is a stretch to grace you with my presence now
Cuntman


Take it away, ducky!

 

[perks]

ohhhh, that's good too!

I heart the cuntman lyric thread <sigh>

 

[Problem Child]

Cuntman
(to the tune of Spiderman)


Cuntman, Cuntman
Does whatever a pussy can
Bleeds a lot, from the gums
Got no job, he’s a bum
Look out!
Here comes the Cuntman

Is he strong?
Listen, bud
As a real man he’s a dud
Is he any good in bed?
If you mean sex, he is dead
Hey, there!
There goes the Cuntman

In the middle of the night
When you need some love
He can’t get it up
He’s soft as a kid glove

Cuntman, Cuntman
Friendly neighborhood Cuntman
Wealth and fame
He’ll never have
His hemorrhoids need a cooling salve
Look out!
There goes the Cuntman

To him, life's a giant speed bump
Whenever it’s time to take a dump
You'll find the Cuntman.

 

[Guest]

This is too funny.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fine work PC.

 

[Problem Child]

Fine work PC.

Muchas Gracias!

Ayiyiyiyiyiii!

 

[amelia]

Cuntman
(to the tune of Spiderman)

well, that earned the first hearty chuckle of the day. Good Work!

 

[Saint Peter]

(b-52s/LoveShack)

If you got a big old cunt and you are a man
The signs point to you being a
CUNTMAN....CUNTMAN yeah yeah

You're heading down a slippery hiway
But you cant drive
Not a stitch
You cant drive cuz you're a bitch

You got a stinky twat that's as big as a whale
It fits four double dongs and a Beeeeeeeaver's tail
Your muff is all shaved up and lookin real hip
So smell the glove and quit hanging the lip.

The CUNTMAN is a piece of work and
Perky can spank the monkey
Monkey baby
CUNTMAN baby

CUNTMAN is a runtman
CUNTMAN is a runtman
etc.

 

[Problem Child]

Four double dongs and a beaver's tail? Sounds like warehouseman to me.

Excellent.

 

[Guest]

I can not read this thread again. I choked on a skittle.

 

[amelia]

The Cuntmen
sung to the tune of The Young Ones (yeah..i'm talking about that 80's BBC comedy that i love..so shut up!)


Once in every lifetime,
Comes a love like this,
Oh I need you, you need me,
Oh my darling can’t you see. The Cuntmen.
Darling we’re the Cuntmen. Cuntmen.
Shouldn’t be afraid. To live, love, there’s a song to be sung.
Cause we may not be the Cuntmen very long.

 

[perks]

<grin>, nice work bedilia!

PC, I must have missed yours in a post, but I love it! Well Done.

 

[Saint Peter]

(Soundgarden/ SpoonMan)


His cunt is a bit scary
Maybe cuz its so hairy

Could you wash pretty please?
His cunt smell makes me wheeese

CUNTMAN...your big cunt it is full of sand
CUNTMAN...matching tits would make you grand

Do you want to play his game?
Driving cars is fucking lame

Can you try to make a deal?
CUNTMAN word is that of steel

CUNTMAN...pull my finger and kiss my hams
CUNTMAN...get you head out of the sand

(cool drum solos here)

CUNTMAN...your big cunt takes the cake
CUNTMAN...squat to pee for heaven's sake

 

[Problem Child]

<grin>, nice work bedilia!

PC, I must have missed yours in a post, but I love it! Well Done.

I thought you must have had me on ignore (but we all know everyone peeks anyway, right?)

Thank ya, thank ya vermuch.

 

[perks]

I heart your driving theme <grin>

 

[perks]

I thought you must have had me on ignore (but we all know everyone peeks anyway, right?)

Thank ya, thank ya vermuch.

nope, I only have one person on ignore, because of an avatar, and once it's changed, I'll take her off.

Other than that, I can just ignore at will.

It was just a case of simultaneous posting.