My wife's dirtiest secret

[Guest]

My wife told me something she did once when she was REALLY HORNY!!!!!!!!!

She's 34 now and it involves our son's 19 year old friend. It's not what you think. Anyone still awake wanna laugh your ass off??? It's fucken' nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Siren]

 

[hogjack]

I heard about your wife and that 19-year-old...

They paid for ONE movie but snuck into an extra one at the local metroplex theatres.

Freakin' WILD!

 

[Guest]

NOPE!!!!!!!!! It involves dirty laundry!!!

It involves a spermy laundry piece!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Devilish1]

Well looks like there are few of us still awake so what did she do with your sons 19 yr old friend?

 

[Devilish1]

Re: NOPE!!!!!!!!! It involves dirty laundry!!!

It involves a spermy laundry piece!!!!!!!!!!!

She masterbated with his dirty underwear?????

 

[hogjack]

A spermy laundry piece?

Shoot, that describes all my laundry.

Send your wife on over for a real treat.

Ok, so the 19-year-old virile burgeoning stud did what to some clothing of hers? That's my guess.

 

[MzChrista]

If I stay up and this turns out to be some ad for laundry detergent I will kick your unregistered ass

 

[Guest]

Close, but here goes!!!!!!!!!!

She overheard our son and his buddy (both 19) watching porn movies. Later that night (about a week ago) his buddy spent around 30 minutes in the bathroom then took a shower and he and my son went to sleep for the night.

My wife found (in his backpack) his dirty underwear which also had a huge glob of sperm in it (I guess he beat off after the flicks they watched). She was so turned on she actually started smelling it, then put her tongue in it and finally admits to sucking it all in and swallowing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sillyman]

Dude, take a sedative. It's a little kinky, but there is no need for multiple punctuation.

 

[hogjack]

That's a nice story...

... and somewhere in it there's probably even the basis of an erotic story.

But it's not really a secret because even Sillyman and I know about it.

However, does she normaly find fluids and consume them?

 

[koalabear]

She still thirsty. I just changed the oil in my car.

 

[Siren]

 

[Orlanth]

Umm, and your point would be?

 

[Ladybird]

Yawnnnn..

 

[Guest]

 

[takingchances42]

She's 34 now and it involves our son's 19 year old friend. It's not what you think. Anyone still awake wanna laugh your ass off??? It's fucken' nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm... if she is 34 now... and your supposed son is 19... then you must have knocked her up when she was 14?

Sounds like you have your own little secrets.

More likely, you are just too stupid to make up a good, or even vaguely entertaining lie.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: My wife's dirtiest secret

Hmmmm... if she is 34 now... and your supposed son is 19... then you must have knocked her up when she was 14?

Sounds like you have your own little secrets.

More likely, you are just too stupid to make up a good, or even vaguely entertaining lie.

Ohhhh TC...

Go ahead and ruin the poor snot's fun. It's not like anyone here actually believed him.

 

[Guest]

 

[takingchances42]

Re: Re: Re: My wife's dirtiest secret

Ohhhh TC...

Go ahead and ruin the poor snot's fun. It's not like anyone here actually believed him.

I thought bashing troll posts from unregistereds was an approved Literotica sport?

Geeze, no one ever explains the rules to me...

 

[celiaKitten]

blech.



just blech .. I haven't even had breakfast yet.



I think I'll skip it.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My wife's dirtiest secret

I thought bashing troll posts from unregistereds was an approved Literotica sport?

Geeze, no one ever explains the rules to me...

No, you are correct TC. But in some cases it's just too easy.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

blech.



just blech .. I haven't even had breakfast yet.



I think I'll skip it.

I can send you my boxers if you'd like a treat.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Re: Re: My wife's dirtiest secret

Hmmmm... if she is 34 now... and your supposed son is 19... then you must have knocked her up when she was 14?

Sounds like you have your own little secrets.

More likely, you are just too stupid to make up a good, or even vaguely entertaining lie.

And let's not forget that being "stupid" and knocking a girl up at 14 are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Re: My wife's dirtiest secret

And let's not forget that being "stupid" and knocking a girl up at 14 are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Point well taken, H.