My virginity is gone!!!!!!!!

Livyatan

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Now it says "experienced" under my name :[

Is there any way for me to change the title under my name?
 
yes, but i'm pretty sure a boobs pic is required.

don't quote me on that, though
 
Yes, but you have to provide proof that you are responsible enough to handle being in charge of your own title. Send a private message to CHNOPS with a short 500 word essay detailing why you think you should have the right to manage your public title.

Welcome to Lit.
 
Don't listen to Pete, he is just a dirty pervert trying to entice you into showing off your perkinese assets.
 
Don't listen to Pete, he is just a dirty pervert trying to entice you into showing off your perkinese assets.

wait, what? i had to send in a pic of my boobs to change my title, i thought everybody did...? :(
 
*harebrained*, my love :kiss:

it's karma, for pulling diabolical schemes of my own back in the day
 
Can't I just have intercourse with an admin and give him or her a sandwich and/ or a cudle afterwards?

I'll even throw in some home fries and a two liter of soda!!! :[
 
Can't I just have intercourse with an admin and give him or her a sandwich and/ or a cudle afterwards?

I'll even throw in some home fries and a two liter of soda!!! :[

Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."
 
Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."

You have ruined the illusion that size doesn't matter. You just made 90% of the GB men cry.
 
You have ruined the illusion that size doesn't matter. You just made 90% of the GB men cry.

Of course size matters. Well, that isn't entirely true. It only matters to those of us who want to enjoy the sex we have.

Also, 90% of the GB men are actually alts of just two posters, so there really isn't as much crying as you may have previously thought.
 
Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."

Ok... so I'm thinking the best course of action is: essay, blowjob, cuddle, then in the A.M.,the food.

You get your choice of a bj or food for your help, December :]
 
Ok... so I'm thinking the best course of action is: essay, blowjob, cuddle, then in the A.M.,the food.

You get your choice of a bj or food for your help, December :]

I'll take the blowjob. Thanks.


*unzip*
 
Of course size matters. Well, that isn't entirely true. It only matters to those of us who want to enjoy the sex we have.

Also, 90% of the GB men are actually alts of just two posters, so there really isn't as much crying as you may have previously thought.

Whose Alt are you?
 
*brings in the Thai hooker*

She's already paid for... you've got her for the day. She's also a maid and a human footstool... enjoy, December.
 
*brings in the Thai hooker*

She's already paid for... you've got her for the day. She's also a maid and a human footstool... enjoy, December.

what, i get nuthin' for my contribution?

don't need a hooker, but i'd love some pad thai, please :)
 
*has the hooker pepare a thai food feast*

I'm not responsible for any teeth, hair or pets that you find in your food, sir.
 
By the way Pete... if thats you in the profile... I'd have you oiled up and stood in a corner of my living room like a greek statue.
 
By the way Pete... if thats you in the profile... I'd have you oiled up and stood in a corner of my living room like a greek statue.

thanks :)

can i eat first, though? i'm mad hungry.
oh and i'll need some chopsticks
 
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