My virginity is gone!!!!!!!!

[Livyatan]

Now it says "experienced" under my name :[

Is there any way for me to change the title under my name?

 

[pete]

yes, but i'm pretty sure a boobs pic is required.

don't quote me on that, though

 

[December]

Yes, but you have to provide proof that you are responsible enough to handle being in charge of your own title. Send a private message to CHNOPS with a short 500 word essay detailing why you think you should have the right to manage your public title.

Welcome to Lit.

 

[December]

Don't listen to Pete, he is just a dirty pervert trying to entice you into showing off your perkinese assets.

 

[pete]

Don't listen to Pete, he is just a dirty pervert trying to entice you into showing off your perkinese assets.

wait, what? i had to send in a pic of my boobs to change my title, i thought everybody did...?

 

[phrodeau]

After you have 1,000 posts you can become a virgin again.

 

[December]

After you have 1,000 posts you can become a virgin again.

Don't lead the poor thing astray. It's cruel to lie to her only to chuckle when she follows through with your hairbrained schemes.

 

[December]

wait, what? i had to send in a pic of my boobs to change my title, i thought everybody did...?

Somewhere, someone was chuckling that you fell for their hairbrained scheme.

 

[pete]

*harebrained*, my love

it's karma, for pulling diabolical schemes of my own back in the day

 

[Livyatan]

Can't I just have intercourse with an admin and give him or her a sandwich and/ or a cudle afterwards?

I'll even throw in some home fries and a two liter of soda!!! :[

 

[December]

Can't I just have intercourse with an admin and give him or her a sandwich and/ or a cudle afterwards?

I'll even throw in some home fries and a two liter of soda!!! :[

Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."

 

[Pandemonium_]

Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."

You have ruined the illusion that size doesn't matter. You just made 90% of the GB men cry.

 

[December]

You have ruined the illusion that size doesn't matter. You just made 90% of the GB men cry.

Of course size matters. Well, that isn't entirely true. It only matters to those of us who want to enjoy the sex we have.

Also, 90% of the GB men are actually alts of just two posters, so there really isn't as much crying as you may have previously thought.

 

[Livyatan]

Well you could try, but CHNOPS is known for his unusually short penis. You may have trouble closing the deal. I think you should just take the 500 word essay route. Remember to use words like "cudle."

Ok... so I'm thinking the best course of action is: essay, blowjob, cuddle, then in the A.M.,the food.

You get your choice of a bj or food for your help, December :]

 

[December]

Ok... so I'm thinking the best course of action is: essay, blowjob, cuddle, then in the A.M.,the food.

You get your choice of a bj or food for your help, December :]

I'll take the blowjob. Thanks.


*unzip*

 

[Pandemonium_]

Of course size matters. Well, that isn't entirely true. It only matters to those of us who want to enjoy the sex we have.

Also, 90% of the GB men are actually alts of just two posters, so there really isn't as much crying as you may have previously thought.

Whose Alt are you?

 

[richard_daily]

Where's the last place you remember putting it?

 

[Livyatan]

*brings in the Thai hooker*

She's already paid for... you've got her for the day. She's also a maid and a human footstool... enjoy, December.

 

[Livyatan]

Where's the last place you remember putting it?

Under my name... but someone switched on me :[

 

[pete]

*brings in the Thai hooker*

She's already paid for... you've got her for the day. She's also a maid and a human footstool... enjoy, December.

what, i get nuthin' for my contribution?

don't need a hooker, but i'd love some pad thai, please

 

[Livyatan]

*has the hooker pepare a thai food feast*

I'm not responsible for any teeth, hair or pets that you find in your food, sir.

 

[richard_daily]

Under my name... but someone switched on me :[

It sounds like someone stole it!

 

[Livyatan]

By the way Pete... if thats you in the profile... I'd have you oiled up and stood in a corner of my living room like a greek statue.

 

[pete]

By the way Pete... if thats you in the profile... I'd have you oiled up and stood in a corner of my living room like a greek statue.

thanks

can i eat first, though? i'm mad hungry.
oh and i'll need some chopsticks

 

[Livyatan]

It sounds like someone stole it!

Miscreants! Filthy, thieving ruffians!!!! >:[