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dukes of hazzard
I can't understand why this movie was trashed so much when it came out. I've seen it a couple of times now. I'm not going to make the claim that it's some kind of cinematic masterpiece, but it's really not so bad.
unless you're one of those tight-asses that think every movie you see has to be a piece of "art", there's plenty to dig in this movie. lots of the jokes are stupid, but they're funny, too.... as good as anything by jeff foxworthy or larry the cable guy. there are cameos by the guys from broken lizard, including an homage to super troopers. the guy that played farva in ST does a nice job as the local whacko.
and, there's jessica simpson. okay, she can't act her way out of a paper bag... but then, neither could catherine bach. she does what she's supposed to do, which is give the movie a hit of sex appeal. her face doesn't thrill me, but my god, what a body.... and I'd love her face if her mouth was wrapped around my cock.
all in all, I've seen movies that were a hell of a lot worse.
I can't understand why this movie was trashed so much when it came out. I've seen it a couple of times now. I'm not going to make the claim that it's some kind of cinematic masterpiece, but it's really not so bad.
unless you're one of those tight-asses that think every movie you see has to be a piece of "art", there's plenty to dig in this movie. lots of the jokes are stupid, but they're funny, too.... as good as anything by jeff foxworthy or larry the cable guy. there are cameos by the guys from broken lizard, including an homage to super troopers. the guy that played farva in ST does a nice job as the local whacko.
and, there's jessica simpson. okay, she can't act her way out of a paper bag... but then, neither could catherine bach. she does what she's supposed to do, which is give the movie a hit of sex appeal. her face doesn't thrill me, but my god, what a body.... and I'd love her face if her mouth was wrapped around my cock.
all in all, I've seen movies that were a hell of a lot worse.
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let's put it this way: who skipped out on who? I guess I figured I deserved a hug and a kiss after that..... just wasn't important enough to get one without begging for it.purrbaby said:UH, like YOU never make excuses to me lol
Um... if it makes you feel better, I make Will beg even more than that lolmrtnmoon said:let's put it this way: who skipped out on who? I guess I figured I deserved a hug and a kiss after that..... just wasn't important enough to get one without begging for it.
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but you offered them up to caddlebear like it was nothing. I see how it is.purrbaby said:Um... if it makes you feel better, I make Will beg even more than that lol
don't mind me... I'm a bad combination of down, lonely, a little stoned and a little bit wanting to be a smartass. I should probably just swallow a whole handful of the damn pills and get it over with....
Aww... Yeah, if I didn't know you weren't just in that kind of mood you know I'd bitch at you for the pill comment.mrtnmoon said:but you offered them up to caddlebear like it was nothing. I see how it is.
don't mind me... I'm a bad combination of down, lonely, a little stoned and a little bit wanting to be a smartass. I should probably just swallow a whole handful of the damn pills and get it over with....
And you always get uncomfortable when I get all lovey lol So I avoided it because I didn't want to make you uncomfortable. I THOUGHT I was being nice. I swear I'll smother ya in them from now on
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don't be surprised if at some point you get a PM about how "uncomfortable" I get.purrbaby said:Aww... Yeah, if I didn't know you weren't just in that kind of mood you know I'd bitch at you for the pill comment.
And you always get uncomfortable when I get all lovey lol So I avoided it because I didn't want to make you uncomfortable. I THOUGHT I was being nice. I swear I'll smother ya in them from now on
I won't send it now because I'm not quite lucid.
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some things I've been pondering today (besides molly hunter's "excorcist" question), spurred by things I've seen or read on lit:
is the fabulous ass in molly hunter's avatar her own?
lady reiha: how many tiers of hell are there?
purrbaby: what up with that av? I can't even tell what the heck it is....
I wish I had someone to play a romantic song for... not a song by the romantics, a romantic song.
judging by the number of times I've seen the N word on the GB, does michael richards post there?
is the fabulous ass in molly hunter's avatar her own?
lady reiha: how many tiers of hell are there?
purrbaby: what up with that av? I can't even tell what the heck it is....
I wish I had someone to play a romantic song for... not a song by the romantics, a romantic song.
judging by the number of times I've seen the N word on the GB, does michael richards post there?
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why do people seem to feel like they have to apologize for being sappy? well... I guess I can see why guys might feel the need... after all, we're "manly men" and men don't show emotions. women are supposed to be the more emotional gender, tho, and even they sometimes apologize for letting feelings show.
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thanksgiving...
here it is again.... the day we're supposed to celebrate and be thankful for all that we have.
and here I am again.... sitting here.... alone....
I know it could be worse. I have family.... thankful for that and as annoying as they are sometimes I don't want anything to happen to them. some people don't even have that. I see it every day at work.
forgotten people.
I'm not one of them, but I feel like one of them. most days I honestly feel like I could die and outside of my family..... 2 weeks from now know one would even remember that I ever existed. well, maybe at work... "hey, that reminds me of that one guy that used to work here. what was his name? the bald guy...."
don't even know what point I'm trying to make.... just sitting here typing.... with tears in my eyes, fighting the urge to really break down. I want her so much, sometimes.... and she's the one I think of the most, when I wonder "would anyone even miss me if I was gone?"
people I thought I was connected with... guys in a band, people that call you "friend". people I haven't heard from in years now, because if I don't call them or e-mail them.... they surely don't make the effort to stay in touch with me.
people from online that call you friend or say things that make you think you matter.... but you're really just a name on a screen, and if you're not there.... well, there are plenty of other names to take your place.
drama. self-pity. attention whore. I am all of those things, I guess..... but so what? does that mean I deserve to feel this lonely? it's thanksgiving, literotica, so be thankful for one thing. at least I had the decency to post this in my own thread, where no one else will see it.
here it is again.... the day we're supposed to celebrate and be thankful for all that we have.
and here I am again.... sitting here.... alone....
I know it could be worse. I have family.... thankful for that and as annoying as they are sometimes I don't want anything to happen to them. some people don't even have that. I see it every day at work.
forgotten people.
I'm not one of them, but I feel like one of them. most days I honestly feel like I could die and outside of my family..... 2 weeks from now know one would even remember that I ever existed. well, maybe at work... "hey, that reminds me of that one guy that used to work here. what was his name? the bald guy...."
don't even know what point I'm trying to make.... just sitting here typing.... with tears in my eyes, fighting the urge to really break down. I want her so much, sometimes.... and she's the one I think of the most, when I wonder "would anyone even miss me if I was gone?"
people I thought I was connected with... guys in a band, people that call you "friend". people I haven't heard from in years now, because if I don't call them or e-mail them.... they surely don't make the effort to stay in touch with me.
people from online that call you friend or say things that make you think you matter.... but you're really just a name on a screen, and if you're not there.... well, there are plenty of other names to take your place.
drama. self-pity. attention whore. I am all of those things, I guess..... but so what? does that mean I deserve to feel this lonely? it's thanksgiving, literotica, so be thankful for one thing. at least I had the decency to post this in my own thread, where no one else will see it.
Yesterday was my birthday.
The only person to write or call, was someone who I've never even met, but he remembers everything about me.
If I hadn't had plans with my parents to go out to dinner, I'd have felt very very forgotten.
Guess that just shows me who's really a friend, and who wouldn't remember me in five years.
(Just so Will doesn't seem like an ass, being my fiance and all, he did remember too! lol Oh and today I saw all my family... Only my grandma remembered my birthday and mentioned it. No one else remembered at all.)
The only person to write or call, was someone who I've never even met, but he remembers everything about me.
If I hadn't had plans with my parents to go out to dinner, I'd have felt very very forgotten.
Guess that just shows me who's really a friend, and who wouldn't remember me in five years.
(Just so Will doesn't seem like an ass, being my fiance and all, he did remember too! lol Oh and today I saw all my family... Only my grandma remembered my birthday and mentioned it. No one else remembered at all.)
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merry christmas... see ya 'round.
I've had some fun posting here at lit. I've also had some times that weren't so much fun. I've enjoyed some flirtations with some very lovely ladies, and in some cases I've tried to establish a connection that was a little more meaningful, to varying degrees of (non) success.
bottom line is, for the most part I feel pretty invisible here. if I left, most of these ladies that have so captivated me wouldn't even notice. if they noticed, well.... it wouldn't be long before I'm forgotten. truth is, the guys outnumber the girls here at lit, and I've always just been one of the masses lusting after these smart, lovely ladies and there are plenty of guys around to take my place.
and now it's christmas time again.... the most wonderful time of the year... so the song says. but if you're alone, it can be the most miserable time of the year..... and to come here wishing for some attention that you don't get can make it that much worse.
so, I'm gonna check out for awhile. check out of lit, not life. altho.... who knows? I think about it often enough, maybe one of these days....
ok, sorry.... don't go down that road.
I've debated with myself all day about how to handle this... this seemed to be the least drama-queenish way to go about it, if for no other reason than no one will probably see it.
purrbaby, butterscotch, cyikac, VN, MG, AP.... I'll be thinking of you and hope you have a lovely holiday. especially you, PB.... hope things go well and that you don't get too stressed putting on the "perfect" christmas, and you, butterscotch. I've always thought about you way more than I should have, I guess, because of the times you were so nice to me.
I can be reached if anyone so desires.... beyond that - take care, merry christmas and see ya round.
I've had some fun posting here at lit. I've also had some times that weren't so much fun. I've enjoyed some flirtations with some very lovely ladies, and in some cases I've tried to establish a connection that was a little more meaningful, to varying degrees of (non) success.
bottom line is, for the most part I feel pretty invisible here. if I left, most of these ladies that have so captivated me wouldn't even notice. if they noticed, well.... it wouldn't be long before I'm forgotten. truth is, the guys outnumber the girls here at lit, and I've always just been one of the masses lusting after these smart, lovely ladies and there are plenty of guys around to take my place.
and now it's christmas time again.... the most wonderful time of the year... so the song says. but if you're alone, it can be the most miserable time of the year..... and to come here wishing for some attention that you don't get can make it that much worse.
so, I'm gonna check out for awhile. check out of lit, not life. altho.... who knows? I think about it often enough, maybe one of these days....
ok, sorry.... don't go down that road.
I've debated with myself all day about how to handle this... this seemed to be the least drama-queenish way to go about it, if for no other reason than no one will probably see it.
purrbaby, butterscotch, cyikac, VN, MG, AP.... I'll be thinking of you and hope you have a lovely holiday. especially you, PB.... hope things go well and that you don't get too stressed putting on the "perfect" christmas, and you, butterscotch. I've always thought about you way more than I should have, I guess, because of the times you were so nice to me.
I can be reached if anyone so desires.... beyond that - take care, merry christmas and see ya round.
