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mrtnmoon
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rescuing myself from page 7...
(with an unknowing assist from 36Bills)
1) What time is it? 2:48 a.m.
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate? sure.... want my s.s.n., too?
3) Nicknames? moonie, george, half-wit, smarty, norton
4) Parents names? fred and alice
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 42, if I'd had one
6) Date that you regularly blow them out? april 10
7) Pets? my dick
8) Height? 5'7"
9) Piercings? 3 in my left ear
10) Tattoos? not yet
11) How much do you love your job? not much. I like some of the people, but not the job.
12) Birthplace? springfield, ohio
13) Favorite vacation spot? what's a vacation?
14) Been to Africa? no
15) Been toilet papering? no
16) Been in a car crash? yes
17) Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
18) 2 door or 4 door car? currently a 2 door
19) Coffee? an occasional cappucino
20) Salad dressing? usually ranch on the rare occasions I eat salad
21) Color of socks? white
22) Favorite number? what guy wouldn't say 69?
23) Favorite movie? too many to list
24) Favorite Color? black
25) Favorite Holiday? they're all the same
27) Favorite day of the week? see above
28) Song of the moment? only a fool - rik emmett
29) TV show? rescue me
30) Toothpaste? crest
31) Most recently read book? the green mile - stephen king
32) Flower? n/a
33) Scent? whatever she wears.... adidas perfume, but I doubt if I could pick it out of a lineup.
34) Favorite thing? my thing
35) Fast food place? penn station
36) When was your last hospital visit? couple months ago
37) Favorite drink? diet dr. pepper
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test? once
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years? dead
40) What do you do when you're bored? masturbate, watch tv or waste time online
41) What words or phrases do you over use? cool, I can dig it
42) Furthest place you sent this email? it's a message board
43) When is your bedtime? no set time. most nights I'm gone by midnight.
44) What makes you feel good? cumming, but it's temporary. being around her... sometimes. sometimes it kills me. watching a good, funny movie. chatting with certain people.
(with an unknowing assist from 36Bills)
1) What time is it? 2:48 a.m.
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate? sure.... want my s.s.n., too?
3) Nicknames? moonie, george, half-wit, smarty, norton
4) Parents names? fred and alice
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 42, if I'd had one
6) Date that you regularly blow them out? april 10
7) Pets? my dick
8) Height? 5'7"
9) Piercings? 3 in my left ear
10) Tattoos? not yet
11) How much do you love your job? not much. I like some of the people, but not the job.
12) Birthplace? springfield, ohio
13) Favorite vacation spot? what's a vacation?
14) Been to Africa? no
15) Been toilet papering? no
16) Been in a car crash? yes
17) Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits
18) 2 door or 4 door car? currently a 2 door
19) Coffee? an occasional cappucino
20) Salad dressing? usually ranch on the rare occasions I eat salad
21) Color of socks? white
22) Favorite number? what guy wouldn't say 69?
23) Favorite movie? too many to list
24) Favorite Color? black
25) Favorite Holiday? they're all the same
27) Favorite day of the week? see above
28) Song of the moment? only a fool - rik emmett
29) TV show? rescue me
30) Toothpaste? crest
31) Most recently read book? the green mile - stephen king
32) Flower? n/a
33) Scent? whatever she wears.... adidas perfume, but I doubt if I could pick it out of a lineup.
34) Favorite thing? my thing
35) Fast food place? penn station
36) When was your last hospital visit? couple months ago
37) Favorite drink? diet dr. pepper
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test? once
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years? dead
40) What do you do when you're bored? masturbate, watch tv or waste time online
41) What words or phrases do you over use? cool, I can dig it
42) Furthest place you sent this email? it's a message board
43) When is your bedtime? no set time. most nights I'm gone by midnight.
44) What makes you feel good? cumming, but it's temporary. being around her... sometimes. sometimes it kills me. watching a good, funny movie. chatting with certain people.
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mrtnmoon
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1) What is your occupation? dietary aide in a retirement community
2) What color is your underwear? most of them are white... one black pair and one blue
3) What are you listening to right now? rik emmett's ipso facto cd..... current song is let love conquer all
4) What was the last thing you ate? a baby ruth candy bar
5) Do you wish on stars? no
6) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black or blue
7) How is the weather right now? dunno. it's dark. seems kinda muggy
8) Last person you spoke to on the phone? my older bro
9) Do you like the person who sent this to you? it's still a message board
10) How old are you today? still 42. well... I'm about 20 minutes older than the last time I answered this question
11) Favorite drinks? diet dr. pepper, bloody mary, MGD... any number of mixed drinks that don't really taste like alcohol, like an oatmeal cookie
12) Favorite sport to watch? not so much a fan of sorts as I am of teams/people. I watch the reds and the bengals. I have a mild interest in the tour de france, even without lance. tennis, gymnastics, figure skating and volleyball sometimes to see some hot chicks
13) Have you ever dyed your hair? no
14) Do you wear contacts or glasses? glasses when I read
15) Pets? my dick
16) Favorite month? they're all the same. I guess I like winter months better because I hate 90 degree weather
17) PC, Mac, Linux, or other? pc
18) What was the last movie you watched? the ringer
19) Favorite day of the year? if I had to choose one, x-mas or thanksgiving
20) What do you do to vent anger? cuss.... very rarely throw things
21) What were your favorite toys as a child? don't remember
22) Fall or Spring? spring, because as the weather gets warmer, women start wearing skimpy clothes again
23) Hugs or kisses? both, but I don't get nearly enough of either
24) Cherry or Blueberry? cherry, and not just because of the sexual connotations
28) Living arrangements? with my mom
29) Last time you cried? I dunno... I get a little misty-eyed about once a week or so thinking about her, but late may/early june was a pretty tough time because of that and other things so it was probably then
30) What is on the floor of your closet? stacks of magazines
31) Who is the friend you have had the longest? tough question. I'm not sure if I have anyone I'd truly call a friend.
32) What did you do last night? watched tv
33) Favorite smells? adidas perfume because I know it's what she wears.... vanilla
34) What inspires you? who knows?
35) What are you afraid of? dying alone
36) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese, please
37) Favorite car? I don't care
38) Favorite dog or cat breed? I don't care
39) Number of keys on your key ring? 10 or so
40) How many states have you lived in? 2
41) Are you happy? occasionally
42) Where would you like to move? I dunno. I claim to hate hot weather but if I ever did actually move I'd probably go west somewhere.... they say it's not the heat, it's the humidity so maybe I'd go to arizona or some other place hot and dry
2) What color is your underwear? most of them are white... one black pair and one blue
3) What are you listening to right now? rik emmett's ipso facto cd..... current song is let love conquer all
4) What was the last thing you ate? a baby ruth candy bar
5) Do you wish on stars? no
6) If you were a crayon, what color would you be? black or blue
7) How is the weather right now? dunno. it's dark. seems kinda muggy
8) Last person you spoke to on the phone? my older bro
9) Do you like the person who sent this to you? it's still a message board
10) How old are you today? still 42. well... I'm about 20 minutes older than the last time I answered this question
11) Favorite drinks? diet dr. pepper, bloody mary, MGD... any number of mixed drinks that don't really taste like alcohol, like an oatmeal cookie
12) Favorite sport to watch? not so much a fan of sorts as I am of teams/people. I watch the reds and the bengals. I have a mild interest in the tour de france, even without lance. tennis, gymnastics, figure skating and volleyball sometimes to see some hot chicks
13) Have you ever dyed your hair? no
14) Do you wear contacts or glasses? glasses when I read
15) Pets? my dick
16) Favorite month? they're all the same. I guess I like winter months better because I hate 90 degree weather
17) PC, Mac, Linux, or other? pc
18) What was the last movie you watched? the ringer
19) Favorite day of the year? if I had to choose one, x-mas or thanksgiving
20) What do you do to vent anger? cuss.... very rarely throw things
21) What were your favorite toys as a child? don't remember
22) Fall or Spring? spring, because as the weather gets warmer, women start wearing skimpy clothes again
23) Hugs or kisses? both, but I don't get nearly enough of either
24) Cherry or Blueberry? cherry, and not just because of the sexual connotations
28) Living arrangements? with my mom
29) Last time you cried? I dunno... I get a little misty-eyed about once a week or so thinking about her, but late may/early june was a pretty tough time because of that and other things so it was probably then
30) What is on the floor of your closet? stacks of magazines
31) Who is the friend you have had the longest? tough question. I'm not sure if I have anyone I'd truly call a friend.
32) What did you do last night? watched tv
33) Favorite smells? adidas perfume because I know it's what she wears.... vanilla
34) What inspires you? who knows?
35) What are you afraid of? dying alone
36) Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese, please
37) Favorite car? I don't care
38) Favorite dog or cat breed? I don't care
39) Number of keys on your key ring? 10 or so
40) How many states have you lived in? 2
41) Are you happy? occasionally
42) Where would you like to move? I dunno. I claim to hate hot weather but if I ever did actually move I'd probably go west somewhere.... they say it's not the heat, it's the humidity so maybe I'd go to arizona or some other place hot and dry
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Adding some info for many others. Hoping it's ok to play this little game.
1) What time is it? 1:32 am
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Since it's not my name. Arnold Breckerman.
3) Nicknames? Chronie, Chron, Chro, CT, RL nickies. Chris, Cobalt
4) Parents names? Wendy and ???
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? um my last cake was when I was ten. I get a brownie pan now. And there were 23 on the last one.
6) Date that you regularly blow them out? the weekend after the 19th of september (Talk like a pirate day)
7) Pets? None
8) Height? 183 cm (6'0")
9) Piercings? Been stabbed before, but no rings or studs.
10) Tattoos? No
11) How much do you love your job? Uh it's work.
12) Birthplace? CFB Shilo, Manitoba
13) Favorite vacation spot? what's a vacation?
14) Been to Africa? yes
15) Been toilet papering? no
16) Been in a car crash? yes
17) Croutons or bacon bits? croutons. Especially those garlic cheese ones.
18) 2 door or 4 door car? I am a two leg vehicle. I have no doors.
19) Coffee? Almost intravenous.
20) Salad dressing? Usually ceasar.
21) Color of socks?
22) Favorite number? what guy wouldn't say 69? The kind that's an Adams fan. Forty-Two
23) Favorite movie? too many to list
24) Favorite Color? Cobalt Blue
25) Favorite Holiday? Christmas
27) Favorite day of the week? Usually monday at the moment
28) Song of the moment? Can I get back to you. It's a big toss up between You're Beautiful by James Blunt, Rockstar by Nickleback, and a re-mix of BOA's Duvet.
29) TV show? Don't watch TV. But i occasionnally catch RAW. So I guess RAW.
30) Toothpaste? Colgate
31) Most recently read book? Uh I re-read the Da Vinci Code, but I'm reading The Scar by China Meiville.
32) Flower? Orchids and Roses are pretty and kind of tasty.
33) Scent? Umm. I kinda like orange blossom water.
34) Favorite thing? I'm not really that attached to things. But a Stuffed lamb named Josher has been with me for all 23 years as has a blue blanket.
35) Fast food place? Marco's Famous
36) When was your last hospital visit? Last friday. Chemical burn. It was very brief.
37) Favorite drink? Toss-up. Coca-Cola, or Coffee.
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test? Twice and I still don't have it.
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years? Oriental country, married, at least once, and working like a dog.
40) What do you do when you're bored? Read. Jog. Movies. People.
41) What words or phrases do you over use? Shiny, Neat, Awww; cute, Muffin.
42) Furthest place you sent this email? it's a message board
43) When is your bedtime? Uh depends on work. Usually 4-11 am.
44) What makes you feel good? Exhaustion. A good debate. Talking to people I care about. Many games. Competition ussually brings me way up too.
Thanks Mrtn. And Hi haven't seen ya in a bit.
1) What time is it? 1:32 am
2) Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Since it's not my name. Arnold Breckerman.
3) Nicknames? Chronie, Chron, Chro, CT, RL nickies. Chris, Cobalt
4) Parents names? Wendy and ???
5) Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? um my last cake was when I was ten. I get a brownie pan now. And there were 23 on the last one.
6) Date that you regularly blow them out? the weekend after the 19th of september (Talk like a pirate day)
7) Pets? None
8) Height? 183 cm (6'0")
9) Piercings? Been stabbed before, but no rings or studs.
10) Tattoos? No
11) How much do you love your job? Uh it's work.
12) Birthplace? CFB Shilo, Manitoba
13) Favorite vacation spot? what's a vacation?
14) Been to Africa? yes
15) Been toilet papering? no
16) Been in a car crash? yes
17) Croutons or bacon bits? croutons. Especially those garlic cheese ones.
18) 2 door or 4 door car? I am a two leg vehicle. I have no doors.
19) Coffee? Almost intravenous.
20) Salad dressing? Usually ceasar.
21) Color of socks?
22) Favorite number? what guy wouldn't say 69? The kind that's an Adams fan. Forty-Two
23) Favorite movie? too many to list
24) Favorite Color? Cobalt Blue
25) Favorite Holiday? Christmas
27) Favorite day of the week? Usually monday at the moment
28) Song of the moment? Can I get back to you. It's a big toss up between You're Beautiful by James Blunt, Rockstar by Nickleback, and a re-mix of BOA's Duvet.
29) TV show? Don't watch TV. But i occasionnally catch RAW. So I guess RAW.
30) Toothpaste? Colgate
31) Most recently read book? Uh I re-read the Da Vinci Code, but I'm reading The Scar by China Meiville.
32) Flower? Orchids and Roses are pretty and kind of tasty.
33) Scent? Umm. I kinda like orange blossom water.
34) Favorite thing? I'm not really that attached to things. But a Stuffed lamb named Josher has been with me for all 23 years as has a blue blanket.
35) Fast food place? Marco's Famous
36) When was your last hospital visit? Last friday. Chemical burn. It was very brief.
37) Favorite drink? Toss-up. Coca-Cola, or Coffee.
38) How many times did you fail your driver's license test? Twice and I still don't have it.
39) Where do you see yourself in ten years? Oriental country, married, at least once, and working like a dog.
40) What do you do when you're bored? Read. Jog. Movies. People.
41) What words or phrases do you over use? Shiny, Neat, Awww; cute, Muffin.
42) Furthest place you sent this email? it's a message board
43) When is your bedtime? Uh depends on work. Usually 4-11 am.
44) What makes you feel good? Exhaustion. A good debate. Talking to people I care about. Many games. Competition ussually brings me way up too.
Thanks Mrtn. And Hi haven't seen ya in a bit.
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mrtnmoon said:
Douglas Adams. Authour of the Hitch Hiker's guide to the galaxy.
mrtnmoon
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a quickie before bed...
1) Do you prefer Star Wars or Star Trek? I haven't seen all of any of the movies in either series.... haven't seen any matrix or LOTR movies either.
2) At what age did you lose your virginity? 37
3) What is your favorite sport to play? is masturbation a sport? no? then volleyball is the only one, and I only do that once a year. wait... I've played cornhole, too. don't laugh.... I know you're thinking it sounds like something from deliverance, but it's a game similar to horseshoes.
4) What is your favorite sport to watch? baseball, I guess, since I watch the reds more than anything else.
5) What is one thing that you do that would surprise most other people? there is nothing surprising about me.
6) Do you live in a city, town, village, or in the country? in a trailer park on the outskirts of a city.
1) Do you prefer Star Wars or Star Trek? I haven't seen all of any of the movies in either series.... haven't seen any matrix or LOTR movies either.
2) At what age did you lose your virginity? 37
3) What is your favorite sport to play? is masturbation a sport? no? then volleyball is the only one, and I only do that once a year. wait... I've played cornhole, too. don't laugh.... I know you're thinking it sounds like something from deliverance, but it's a game similar to horseshoes.
4) What is your favorite sport to watch? baseball, I guess, since I watch the reds more than anything else.
5) What is one thing that you do that would surprise most other people? there is nothing surprising about me.
6) Do you live in a city, town, village, or in the country? in a trailer park on the outskirts of a city.
mrtnmoon
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since I'm lonely and bored...
1) what do you do for a living? dietary aide
2) are you wearing any socks right now? no
3) what kind of auto do you drive? '90 ford escort
4) when is the last time you rode a bicycle? sometime last year
5) how many licks does it take for you to get to the center of a tootsie pop? dunno... I've never counted....but I'm pretty impatient when it comes to any hard candy. when it comes to tootsie pops, I'll suck on them for awhile but I can't resist crunching them to get to that chocolaty goodness
6) who was the cutest girl on gilligans island? on your knees, mrs. howell!
(kidding, of course.... mary ann)
7) the cutest guy on gilligans island? the monkey
8) would you do the person that posted above you on this thread? since it was me, all I'd do is jack him off. oh, wait, I already do that far too much.
9) what is your favorite website (besides Literotica.com)? I don't have any favorite websites
10) do you have a secret crush on someone here? I used to... decided it was a waste of time since no one really gives a damn anyway
11) Have you ever double scheduled dates on the same night? If yes, did you get caught? sure.... happens to me all the time. hell, I don't even have the balls to ask one woman for a date... how am I gonna get more than one?
12) For those of you who have kids, have you ever pretended you were asleep so spouse would get the baby/kids? I don't have kids, but I'll keep this in mind for future reference
13) When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? if oral and touching count, it was sometime last year
14) Do you wish you could (or can you?) suck your own cock (or pussy)? I wouldn't say I wish I could, but I've had dreams that I could do it
15) For those of you who have kids, how many know the story CAT IN THE HAT by heart? goddammit, samiam, I'm more of a green eggs and ham man
16) How many times have you had a terrible broken heart? 3, 4.... I dunno
17) Did you ever dump someone via phone? no
18) What's the farthest distance you ever went to get laid? 3 hour drive... dunno the distance
10) Do you wear glasses? Contacts? glasses
20) If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be and why? I'd address some loose skin issues that my tummy tuck didn't affect
21) Have you ever been so depressed you thought about ending it? many times.... haven't quite made it to acting on the impulse other than some minor self-mutilation, but there are times when it's an almost daily thought.... usually accompanied by wondering if anyone but my family would notice my absence.
22) Girls...do you own any crotchless panties/pantyhose?
1) what do you do for a living? dietary aide
2) are you wearing any socks right now? no
3) what kind of auto do you drive? '90 ford escort
4) when is the last time you rode a bicycle? sometime last year
5) how many licks does it take for you to get to the center of a tootsie pop? dunno... I've never counted....but I'm pretty impatient when it comes to any hard candy. when it comes to tootsie pops, I'll suck on them for awhile but I can't resist crunching them to get to that chocolaty goodness
6) who was the cutest girl on gilligans island? on your knees, mrs. howell!
(kidding, of course.... mary ann)7) the cutest guy on gilligans island? the monkey
8) would you do the person that posted above you on this thread? since it was me, all I'd do is jack him off. oh, wait, I already do that far too much.
9) what is your favorite website (besides Literotica.com)? I don't have any favorite websites
10) do you have a secret crush on someone here? I used to... decided it was a waste of time since no one really gives a damn anyway
11) Have you ever double scheduled dates on the same night? If yes, did you get caught? sure.... happens to me all the time. hell, I don't even have the balls to ask one woman for a date... how am I gonna get more than one?
12) For those of you who have kids, have you ever pretended you were asleep so spouse would get the baby/kids? I don't have kids, but I'll keep this in mind for future reference
13) When was the last time you had sex in a vehicle? if oral and touching count, it was sometime last year
14) Do you wish you could (or can you?) suck your own cock (or pussy)? I wouldn't say I wish I could, but I've had dreams that I could do it
15) For those of you who have kids, how many know the story CAT IN THE HAT by heart? goddammit, samiam, I'm more of a green eggs and ham man
16) How many times have you had a terrible broken heart? 3, 4.... I dunno
17) Did you ever dump someone via phone? no
18) What's the farthest distance you ever went to get laid? 3 hour drive... dunno the distance
10) Do you wear glasses? Contacts? glasses
20) If you could change one thing about your body, what would it be and why? I'd address some loose skin issues that my tummy tuck didn't affect
21) Have you ever been so depressed you thought about ending it? many times.... haven't quite made it to acting on the impulse other than some minor self-mutilation, but there are times when it's an almost daily thought.... usually accompanied by wondering if anyone but my family would notice my absence.
22) Girls...do you own any crotchless panties/pantyhose?
mrtnmoon
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oh, I know.... it's crossed my mind many times.... how easy it would be to just "miss" a turn. get the car up to about 90 and.... "ooops". I keep telling my brother that I'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory one of these days....mrtnmoon said:
the thing that amuses me about that is, if I ever die in a wreck like that people may think I killed myself whether I did or not.
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mrtnmoon said:
ok....now i have to post here as i don't want you talking to yourself anymore.
*hugs*
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well..... I appreciate that, but I'm used to talking to myself. besides... it's not quite the same if I have to beg people to come here and post. lol. sorry if I misunderstood your other post. I thought you were feeling down. I'll help you out by being down enough for both of us...MoonShadowLady said:
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mrtnmoon said:
well i am but i'm trying not to be
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hope all is well with you, dear 
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bumping for the sexy man
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mrtnmoon said:
nope....i seriously do think you're sexy
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mrtnmoon said:well.... it's been a long time since I've felt sexy or special at all....
but rather than dwell on any of that shit I'll just say thanks. thanks.
good
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mrtnmoon said:takes one to know one.
see?? you flatter me and that's what makes you sexy
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mrtnmoon said:in case you've forgotten, you started it. that makes you the sexy one.... I just gave it back. that makes me charming, not sexy.
charming can be sexy
gotcha there
