My sweet Lavy is bored with Lit tonite, so lets all entertain her...

[Siren]

 

[Starfish]

Hi lavy,

*flashes tits*


Is that a good start?

 

[Siren]

Well it is a start

 

[lavender]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I was looking for some hot wet anal action....

 

[Siren]

ouch Cheffie

 

[swtbethie]

bug light and some beer???
Now that's high quality entertainment, say if your in West Virginia

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: ouch Cheffie

....get in line baby...
get in line.

I keep telling you it isn't that big... why does it always hurt?

 

[Mischka]

She deserves to be entertained so how about some suggestions?

I don't know how entertaining this is, but I bet Lavy will find it amusing. I've now added a lime green and purple swirled amoeba-shaped pillow - with white trim - to my collection of visual orgasms. I would really like to know the meaning of all this.

 

[crystalhunting]

Hey Lavy,


Want some of the Texas BarBQ chicken I cooked?

Or perhaps I could introduce you to the Wright family?{remember Jim Wright?}

Or maybe.................some free passes to Chippendales?



CH

 

[Never]

*Does little Never Dance*

Don't worry be happy.

The landlord say de rent is due?
Ay, what they got yo do with you?
Dont worry - be happy. Don't worry - be happy now.

 

[Starfish]

You mean like this lavy......

 

[Starfish]

Or more like this?

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

I know you hate your name in a title, that is why I did it...

 

[Mr. Bootie]

How about Black Jeans......

With a black T-shirt and Black tennis shoes. With a black hat. (Turned backwards) Parading, Then stripping for you while 2 Live Crews, "Me So Horny" plays in the background.

Would that entertain you? (SMILE)


kgboot

 

[Beaker]

Well that's cool and all, Mischka.

But you just reminded me how long it's been since I've had an orgasm that wasn't self-induced.

I'm actually quite easy to entertain, Siren. I mean Mischka entertains me daily, that should say something. Just kidding Mish Mash.

Try being a muppet, though that does give Ravenloft visual stimulation

 

[lavender]

 

[Siren]

I love salsa as you know Lavy

 

[Angel]

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. Courtesy Of Cheffykins

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I was thinking more along the lines of dancing to some David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Erasure, or something else.

Stay away from the rap stuff when dancing to woo me. Not that I don't like the music, others just gets me more.

Now, if you can salsa, I'll be your gal, for at least a few hours.

Hmmm David Bowie... I'm in with a shot then

 

[Mr. Bootie]

CHA! CHA! CHA!

Switching to a sobrero and a poncho with jeans. (black Jeans of course) Doing the salsa , meringue, and flamingo, while Ricky Martins , " She Bangs" plays in the background. How is that?

kgboot

 

[lavender]

 

[Savage Kitten]

Lavy Darhlinnnnnnnnn

Just a lil funny for you dear!

Jake the Wonder Dog