My son, who is eight years old, tells me this joke.
Bear with me, you know how young kids tell jokes, they are long, winding and disjointed.
Joke:
There is a priest, an old woman and a old man.
The priest says to the old woman: "I'm going to ask you three questions."
Question 1: Who created earth?
The old woman sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: Oh God!"
Question 2: <I can't remember the question, bear with me>
The old woman again, sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: "Jesus Christ!"
Question 3: What did Eve say to Adam after they had sex?
The old woman goes to stick the old man with the needle again, but the old man says: "Stick that in me again and I'll break it off!"
LOL...
I've never heard my son before tell a joke like this before, and I've never heard him say 'sex' before.
I didn't freak out or anything, played it off cool. I did ask him: What was he going to break off? He said: The needle!
Of course, he's eight, he didn't get the sexual side of the joke. Nevertheless, it was funny.
Bear with me, you know how young kids tell jokes, they are long, winding and disjointed.
Joke:
There is a priest, an old woman and a old man.
The priest says to the old woman: "I'm going to ask you three questions."
Question 1: Who created earth?
The old woman sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: Oh God!"
Question 2: <I can't remember the question, bear with me>
The old woman again, sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: "Jesus Christ!"
Question 3: What did Eve say to Adam after they had sex?
The old woman goes to stick the old man with the needle again, but the old man says: "Stick that in me again and I'll break it off!"
LOL...
I've never heard my son before tell a joke like this before, and I've never heard him say 'sex' before.
I didn't freak out or anything, played it off cool. I did ask him: What was he going to break off? He said: The needle!
Of course, he's eight, he didn't get the sexual side of the joke. Nevertheless, it was funny.
