My son's first sexual joke

Zamdrist

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My son, who is eight years old, tells me this joke.

Bear with me, you know how young kids tell jokes, they are long, winding and disjointed.

Joke:

There is a priest, an old woman and a old man.

The priest says to the old woman: "I'm going to ask you three questions."

Question 1: Who created earth?

The old woman sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: Oh God!"

Question 2: <I can't remember the question, bear with me>

The old woman again, sticks the old man with a needle, and he says: "Jesus Christ!"

Question 3: What did Eve say to Adam after they had sex?

The old woman goes to stick the old man with the needle again, but the old man says: "Stick that in me again and I'll break it off!"

LOL...

I've never heard my son before tell a joke like this before, and I've never heard him say 'sex' before.

I didn't freak out or anything, played it off cool. I did ask him: What was he going to break off? He said: The needle!

Of course, he's eight, he didn't get the sexual side of the joke. Nevertheless, it was funny. :D
 
How cute.:)
So young, so innocent.

Hope he never reaches puberty.

:D
 
The old chestnut of a poem I knew at six (the old one about My Friend Billy had a ten foot willy.....etc)

At that age I doubt if I had any real comprehension of the devastating consequences of the girl next door cutting it with a rake !

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Tell your son that his joke is...

well above the standard of my first dirty joke when I was 8.

Can't remember anything of it now except that it had something to do with the ghost of toilet paper and that it had the effect of causing all us 8 year olds to roll around on the ground during schook beak times screaming hysterically with laughter.



:D
 
It was at about the age of 7 or 8 when Catherine Cheeseman used to pull her panties down in the playground for all the boys to take a look.

No touching though. Catherine was not a complete slut !

But thinking back on it, she was fucking ugly !

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