My scientific experiment and conclusion.

[p_p_man]

Last week as I travelled around by public transport I decided to pass the time by trying to help the transport authorities to speed up the traffic flow.

The answer?

Ban all women from using public buses.

At each stop they took between 30 seconds and 2 minutes longer than a man to produce their money and pay for their fare.

Even where they had bus passes it still took them a long time to get them out from the bottom of bags crammed full of other rubbish.

The week before I did a similar experiment at supermarkets.

I have since calculated that by sheer time wasting women have held up the development of the human race by approximately 100-120 years.

Just think where we would be by now, if they just stayed at home in the kitchen, looked after the kids and be there for their men.

Like they're meant to...

 

[April]

Piss off, man!!

I always have my money or card ready. But then, I don't carry a purse. Just my keys and a small wallet. If it doesn't fit in the wallet, it gets left behind.

Now what about the old geezers like you, who have to fumble with their cane and bus pass? Hmm?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Wow! Making that statement took balls...now cover them up and run like Hell!!!
LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

Your methodology is flawed, thus your conclusion is erroneous.

Since when do women pay bus fares at supermarkets?

ROTFLMFAO

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

Since when do women pay bus fares at supermarkets?

A slight error in drafting

But the conclusions still point to the fact that we could probably have colonised Mars by now with the extra time gained from women staying at home.

 

[morninggirl5]

I have since calculated that by sheer time wasting women have held up the development of the human race by approximately 100-120 years.

Just think where we would be by now, if they just stayed at home in the kitchen, looked after the kids and be there for their men.

Like they're meant to...

And men have held up the development of the human race by at least 300 years through their complete and utter refusal to admit that they might be lost and ask for directions.

How did i arrive at this number. One trip with a male wherein we wondered for 2 hours in the middle of east bumblefuck North Carolina because he couldn't admit he was lost and either listen to the women with the map or ask for directions.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

One trip with a male wherein we wondered for 2 hours in the middle of east bumblefuck North Carolina because he couldn't admit he was lost and either listen to the women with the map or ask for directions.

Not a large enough scientific study.

And even if you had carried out the same experiment for a week with different men, you would probably find this one incident is just a minor blip on the chart...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

My question to you: if we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all?

I'll pack your bags, if you like

Probably because women would want to come to...

They have a bit of a problem about giving men their own space!

 

[Simply Me]

PP man, you are such a nut. I have a feeling if you post a few more threads like this, you will have all the space you need around here.

 

[p_p_man]

PP man, you are such a nut. I have a feeling if you post a few more threads like this, you will have all the space you need around here.

I was expecting it.

But I'm willing to sacrifice my personal pleasures to the cause of science...

 

[tulip2lipservice]

OK keep me barefoot pregnant and in

the kitchen. Hence that means that you have to have an occupation that can support my lifestyle. Non of this lower class living for me. I would also need a nice car so I do not need public transportation. I guess you would have to do all of the grocery shopping since I would take to long. This all makes sense for me. So when are we getting married?

Peace,
Tulip

 

[jass1960]

Last week as I travelled around by public transport I decided to pass the time by trying to help the transport authorities to speed up the traffic flow.

The answer?

Ban all women from using public buses.

At each stop they took between 30 seconds and 2 minutes longer than a man to produce their money and pay for their fare.

Even where they had bus passes it still took them a long time to get them out from the bottom of bags crammed full of other rubbish.

The week before I did a similar experiment at supermarkets.

I have since calculated that by sheer time wasting women have held up the development of the human race by approximately 100-120 years.

Just think where we would be by now, if they just stayed at home in the kitchen, looked after the kids and be there for their men.

Like they're meant to...

See....I told you that p_p_man had a sense of humour

 

[p_p_man]

Re: OK keep me barefoot pregnant and in

the kitchen. Hence that means that you have to have an occupation that can support my lifestyle. Non of this lower class living for me. I would also need a nice car so I do not need public transportation. I guess you would have to do all of the grocery shopping since I would take to long. This all makes sense for me. So when are we getting married?

Peace,
Tulip

Married? Who said anything about married?

But as for the other stuff I'll get my people to talk to your people to hammer out the details...

 

[MunchinMark]

Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

And men have held up the development of the human race by at least 300 years through their complete and utter refusal to admit that they might be lost and ask for directions.

Nah. This has contributed so much to human knowledge.

Columbus wanted to go to the east indies (malaysia etc.) did anyone tell him that these helpful people were not in fact oriental? Did he check?

All of those explorers looking for the north west passage? What if Colonel Fawcett had just asked someone how to get to Manaus?

Would we have ever learned anything if we weren't too stubborn to listen to other people's advice?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Ok FUCK the

marriage thing as long as you can supply everything else. Oh wait and you better be able to fuck me while we are at it. If the sex is not good all bets are off. I would rather see what you have to offer from you than to have your people contact me. So such is life.

On a serious note you would not know what to do with yourself if you had all that free time on your hands with all the women house bound and off public transportation.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Re: Re: My scientific experiment and conclusion.

Nah. This has contributed so much to human knowledge.

Columbus wanted to go to the east indies (malaysia etc.) did anyone tell him that these helpful people were not in fact oriental? Did he check?

All of those explorers looking for the north west passage? What if Colonel Fawcett had just asked someone how to get to Manaus?

Would we have ever learned anything if we weren't too stubborn to listen to other people's advice?

Could you please leave your logic and ability to think at the door when you enter a p_p_man thread, as the rest of us do. It just screws up the arguement when you don't.

 

[MunchinMark]

Oops sorry, that was meant to be humour.

 

[BlkPnthr]

Re: Ok FUCK the

marriage thing as long as you can supply everything else. Oh wait and you better be able to fuck me while we are at it. If the sex is not good all bets are off. I would rather see what you have to offer from you than to have your people contact me. So such is life.

On a serious note you would not know what to do with yourself if you had all that free time on your hands with all the women house bound and off public transportation.

Peace,
Tulip

Hell, just give me your contact info tulip! Woohoo! We'll make a week of it....fuck the one night thing. Let's make it lasssssssssst

 

[p_p_man]

Oops sorry, that was meant to be humour.

No matter Munchin, I laughed...

Look------------>

pp

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Hmmm Blkpnthr

I appreciate the offer. I think it would be an interesting week, however the offer was for PP. As far as I know he cannot handle it. Wink. His people did not contact my people. So such is life. I guess he will have to deal with women on the public transportation system and supermarkets.

Peace,
Tulip