my rant

[freakygirl]

So the phone rings tonight.. mom answers it.. chats for a minute then hangs up.

She tells me.. "you need to get the house clean because your Aunt Jean will be here tomorrow". I say "I need to clean the house? What do you think I did all day?" Mom says "it's not good enough. You know how your Aunt Jean is. Make sure you have dusted and mopped the stairs." I say.. "Mom, I did that today.". She says "Is the laundry done?" I say.."With kids around.. is the laundry ever done?" She says.. "well finish it."

So.. I guess my house keeping abilities are no longer good enough.

I told mom to get up and do it herself. She's wobbling around.. throwing stuff with her one good hand..

I'm laughing.

Sick aren't I?

 

[I'mVan]

No. She likes being bossed around. I like both of you.

 

[HeavyStick]

damn square wheels huh?

 

[ma_guy]

I've seen you post better rants than this when you weren't even trying! Kinda short for a rant thread. Go hide the cleaning supplies on her.

 

[freakygirl]

*chuckles*

You guys.. this is just to funny to even be mad about. She's seriously cracking me up.

Ever seen a one sided person try to vacuum? She can't do that and hold onto her walker at the same time.

I guess I'll finish the vacuuming. LOL

 

[HeavyStick]

*chuckles*

You guys.. this is just to funny to even be mad about. She's seriously cracking me up.

Ever seen a one sided person try to vacuum? She can't do that and hold onto her walker at the same time.

I guess I'll finish the vacuuming. LOL

get her wet, push her on the floor, mean and easy way to do some mopping.

 

[freakygirl]

get her wet, push her on the floor, mean and easy way to do some mopping.

lmao.. you are mean

 

[Ham Murabi]

Re: My rant.

You ought to meet my Runcle.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: My rant.

You ought to meet my Runcle.

I've been silently stalking you. Your posts crack me up

 

[freakygirl]

Ok.. that was short lived.

I couldn't finish vaccuming in the living room because of her tv show coming on.

I'll do it tomorrow.

 

[Guest]

not even remotely funny

hope your kids treat you like shit when your old

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bknight2602]

Well I hope both of you got the job done, without strangling each other!

 

[penguindance]

 

[bknight2602]

I woulda slugged my mom for that. Of course, she would have known not to say it....

I feel for ya dear!

She might have hit back?

 

[penguindance]

 

[SilverVeil]

Sometimes it is a pain in the ass to be told how you do things does not measure up to another persons standards. I work, I pay my bills, if you don't like the way my house looks .... fuck you, don't come over.


My mother would die where she stood if she saw my house on weekends when the 3 yr old is here with her cousin.

 

[Lost Cause]

Simple pleasures....

Of living alone and single! I can run with scissors, drink out of milk cartons, leave the lights on, and yes, I even heat the outdoors! I do my housecleaning with a leafblower, wash my clothes in the shower with me and the dishes, and have to hit my dirty socks with a hammer to soften them up for the wash! Just smile and nod, don't enable anyone, and drive to the bar!

 

[freakygirl]

not even remotely funny

hope your kids treat you like shit when your old

You don't know myself.. or my mom. You have to be here to know all the circumstances. Yes, I hope my kids treat me the same as I treat my mom when I get older.


4laterer-This picture is of my house 2 or 3 years ago.. it's only about half the lights we have this year.


pretty_lil_stranger-I can't slug her.. She only has one hand. And it's considered abuse My mom is pretty well trained too. Except for when Aunt Jean is coming (who btw is more anal about housework than myself )


SilverVeil-Mom lives with me.. or should I say I live with mom. Her house.. but I care for her and it. She is pretty cool when I take a day off now and then from housework. But not when Aunt Jean is coming.

Lost Cause-Can I come visit?

 

[April]

Maybe next time she'll think twice about Aunt Jean coming over if the house is sooo unacceptable.

Moms never change.

 

[DarkAngel]

Want to clean my place next?

 

[Wiggles]

Maybe your aunt really just wants to clean your house?

It's hard for some people to show their love.

(That's what I would be telling myself if I was there, house cleaning blows.)

 

[Bigdog]

That's the advantage to owning 3 large dogs, nobody expects you to have a clean house.

Ever.

 

[plasticman33]

Do you do windows??